THE latest entry in Sean Spicer’s collection of amusing japes has seen him make a cameo at the bedside of a cancer patient who will almost certainly die if a revived effort to repeal Obamacare succeeds. “Ha! Bet you didn’t think you’d see me,” Spicer said as he burst into the room belonging to 69-year-old… Read more »
FOLLOWING huge backlash over his decision to ban transgender people from the US military, President Donald Trump has rowed back on the ruling and has stated that any transgender people currently serving would be able to keep their jobs, but would be transferred immediately to tasks such as mine-sweeping and bomb-disposal. Trump had declared a… Read more »
US President Donald J. Trump has warned his children to ‘quit their whinging’ about the intense media scrutiny and possible treason charges they now face on a daily basis, or so God help him he’ll put them over his knee and give them something to complain about. The malcontent of the Trump children has grown… Read more »
THE tyrannical leader’s threat could cause the deaths of million is he carries out his planned attack on the US healthcare system. Both Republicans and Democrats in America have been locked in emergency meetings since late last night on foot of receiving a threat from despot and North Korea leader Kim Jong Un. While news… Read more »
A NEW YORK court has finally granted sitting US President Donald Trump his fourth divorce after a lengthy battle which is believed to have stretched across decades, WWN can confirm. The dissolution of the relationship between the 71-year-old and the series of events, facts and state of things as they happen, known to most people… Read more »
PRESIDENT of the United States of America Donald Trump has vowed to revive the country’s cotton picking industry, hinting at a welfare run scheme that will enable thousands of people on welfare to “earn their cheques” by working on plantations. Speaking at a White House press conference this afternoon, Mr. Trump outlined a detailed plan… Read more »
AS NEWS of Melania Trump’s official move into the White House today spreads, fresh reports have detailed the First Lady’s specific living arrangements as she seeks to Donald Trump-proof her bedroom. Reportedly splashing out upwards of $4 million dollars to renovate and alter her living quarters, the world’s leading interior designers and security experts have… Read more »
IN YET another controversial move by the US leader, President Donald Trump has announced he is to sign an executive order to pull America out of its own constitution in a bid to “destroy any more obstacles” that may hinder his future policies. Mr. Trump took to twitter late last night to break to news,… Read more »
WHITE HOUSE STAFF were in the 14th hour of emergency meetings with US President Donald Trump as they pondered what new fuck up would be monumental enough to distract from the testimony before Congress of former FBI Director James Comey, which is currently ongoing. Strapped and secured to his a chair, restricting his ability to… Read more »
CAPITALISING on President Donald Trump’s first trip abroad since becoming leader of his country in January, the American public hastily hired a locksmith this morning in order to change the locks on the doors to the White House, thus ensuring Trump’s old keys would no longer grant him access to the building. Trump’s short week… Read more »