FOLLOWING the recent decision by Today FM to revoke its invitation to a journalist from The Currency news site to appear on The Last Word, allegedly at the behest of Denis O’Brien, thousands of people have been scrambling to follow suit and find ways to get themselves banned from O’Brien owned media outlets. As it… Read more »
AS IT BECOMES clear that relying on the non-existent resources of an underfunded and overstretched An Garda Síochána to eradicate paramilitary style violence in Border regions is time well and truly wasted, people fearing for their lives could look to the next best thing in the form of reinforced steel kneecaps. “The first step to… Read more »
ALL eyes were on Apple yesterday, when… Christ. Jesus Christ. How many times can we write this same article over and over again. It’s a phone. It’s a God damned phone. It’s the same fucking phone they revealed last year, and the year before, and the year before… for ten years, the same thing. A… Read more »
NOT WANTING to misrepresent a complex situation regarding an industry he has little to no knowledge of, one lad in work has confirmed he’s got this whole beef dispute situation nailed down after drifting in and out of listening to the radio on the way into the office this morning. Thomas, a co-worker of middling… Read more »
IT’S NEVER been more important to advocate for parity of pay among the sexes. It’s 2019 after all. We here of the trailblazing feminist-first Gash publication know the importance of pursuing this issue more than anyone. For example; how the underrepresented are often placated with empty gestures such as a token, one-off article proclaiming the… Read more »
CASH FLOW problems? Poor credit history? Sort of need to be able to afford silly things like food and rent? Good news! Ireland is finally becoming the sort of modern and supportive society that allows predatory loan companies charging ridiculously high interest rates for quick loans to operate in Ireland alongside famously airtight regulations that… Read more »
ADDICTION SPECIALISTS have descended on Blanchardstown in Dublin as donut merchant Krispy Kreme reported a weekly revenue of €300,000, sparking fears the humble donut has overtaken heroin as Dublin’s most problematic substance. “Heroin was given a run for its money by cocaine but that’s a middle class drug so it doesn’t count. Looking at the… Read more »
RYANAIR head honcho Michael O’Leary has made his position clear on potential pilot strikes at the airline after throwing one parachute-less pilot from the emergency exit door of a Boeing 737 which was at a cruising altitude of 13,000ft, WWN can confirm. As the pilot plummeted to his death, in a carefully choreographed PR stunt… Read more »
“CAN WE BE honest with you? We made the paper straws thing up in a panic. We had no clue it would actually work,” explained the world’s political leaders, relieved they don’t have to try and implement regulations against the 100 or so intimidating corporations that have caused 71% of all global emissions since 1988…. Read more »
