Category: BUSINESS

Oh Great, Another Company Just Posted Record Profits

IN a break from constant doom and gloom in the media, WWN are delighted to report that yet another multi-billion-euro company has achieved near-record profits, as Ryanair announce a €1.4bn turnover for the past year. “It’s nice to see that devoting your entire business to excellent customer service pays off for the little guy in… Read more »

Shiv Roy Announced As New Twitter CEO

UPDATE: Shiv Roy, former WayStar Royco executive confirmed as person to succeed Elon Musk as Twitter CEO. Pipping Elizabeth Holmes and Ed Norton’s girlfriend from American History X to the post, the 35-year-old scion of the Roy media empire was a surprise choice but will take charge in under six weeks. “I’m stepping down to… Read more »

Majority Of Irish Towns Just Vape Shop & CEX

A GEOLOGICAL survey of Ireland’s towns has revealed a shocking discovery many Irish people seemed unaware of and could change the nature of how we view our towns forever. “Wall to wall vape shops and the odd CEX, like some of these towns don’t even have people anymore” lead researcher Cormac Hanson told WWN. “As… Read more »