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Child Predator Asks Court To Treat Him Like Multinational Social Media Company
A SERIAL CHILD predator has asked an American court for ‘the Meta deal’ as he seeks to avoid all serious ... -
Passenger Complaining About Carry On Bag Charge Acting Like He’d Almost Been Sucked Out Of ...
AN IRATE airline passenger beset with rage at the news his bag does not comply with airline rules for maximum ... -
Government To Recognise Data Centres As Religious Orders, Exempt From Tax And Criticism
THE FORMAL and deferential esteem in which religious orders of the past have been held in by the Irish state ... -
Man Left Braindead After Outsourcing All Thinking To ChatGPT
A NOW CATATONIC man, once of sound and vibrant mind, spends his days helpless and blank due to his slow ... -
“You Never Smile Like That When I Walk Up The Driveway” Girlfriend Tells Squealing Man ...
LOCAL BOYFRIEND Tom Murray has backed himself into a corner after showcasing an ecstatic display of joy upon seeing his ... -
New Range Of Fartless Cattle Launched To Cut CO2 Emissions
A NEW range of cattle genetically incapable of emitting gas has been launched as part of a sweeping EU directive ... -
What Questions Should Irish Politicians Ask Tech Firms About Online Safety?
REPRESENTATIVES FROM a number of social media firms are presently appearing before an Oireacthas Committee discussing online safety. What should ... -
New Lottery Director Stephen Donnelly Defends Winners Being Put On Waiting List
NEWLY appointed National Lottery non-executive director Stephen Donnelly has defended the decision to place all prize winners on a waiting ... -
Meet Meta’s Incredible New AI Robot Designed To Lay Off Staff
TASKED with overseeing a new 10% wave of layoffs, Meta has unveiled an incredible new AI-powered humanoid robot to cut ... -
Tim Cook’s Battery Life Plummets Amid New CEO Announcement
REPORTS of outgoing Apple CEO Tim Cook beginning to having battery issues emerged mere minutes after he made the announcement ...
