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Coworker Expecting No One To Mention Two New Inflatable Balloons She Now Has Instead Of ...
DECIDING not to just get it out of the way and confirm the obvious; that she had some fillers placed ... -
Ryanair Replaces Boarding Stairs With Rope Ladder In Latest Cost Cutting Move
DESPITE reporting bumper profits of €2.54 billion for the six months ending in September – a 42% increase on last ... -
Meet The Former Socialist Radicalised By Monopoly
“EVERYTHING equitable and fair, it’s how I was raised. That property could form a part of an asset class is ... -
Tim Cook Upgraded To Tim Head Chef After Software Patch
IT’S BEEN A landmark day at Apple’s Cupertino HQ today as Tim Cook has finally been upgraded to Time Head ... -
Worker Wouldn’t Have Spent Last 6 Months Licking Hole Of Superior If They Knew It ...
A BURNT OUT office worker is on the verge of streaming Falling Down and taking notes after six long months ... -
Louvre Thieves Given Immunity After Confirming Jewels Stolen For Purpose Of Training AI Software
FRENCH POLICE have immediately ended all efforts to recover priceless Napoleon-era jewellery from the Louvre taken in a daring heist ... -
Energia, Bord Gáis and SSE Airtricity Are ‘A Total Shower Of Fucking Gangsters’, Finds International Energy Agency
THE International Energy Agency (IEA) has found that Irish energy suppliers Energia, Bord Gáis and SSE Airtricity are a total ... -
Lidl Troops Mobilise At Border As Supermarket Price War Looms
LIDL bosses have confirmed that the gathering of troops along their borders with rival supermarkets is ‘nothing more than a ... -
Spotify Founder Steps Down To Pursue Passion Of Killing People With AI Military Venture
SPOTIFY FOUNDER Daniel Ek is to step down from his position as CEO in order to follow his passion for ... -
“I Was Living A Lie” Ex-Hurricane Humberto On Coming Out As Strong Winds
“I’M NOT and never was a category five hurricane, that’s a career path others wanted for me, they wanted me ...
