SENDING A clear signal that no misdeed will go unpunished, many of the so-called Davy 16 will directly benefit from the €440 million sale of the firm to Bank of Ireland, an entity in which the State has significant shareholdings in. “Personally, I thank my lucky stars I didn’t have to resign in disgrace and… Read more »
“YOU’RE really putting me in an awkward position here, we’re already short two for the afternoon ‘cus Jack and Ellen are selfishly off getting their vaccines,” snarled retail business owner Alan Fannon down the phone to a former employee recently deceased from Covid complications. “C’mon, you owe me one, remember when you rang me from… Read more »
TRAVELING under a false passport and accompanied by 24/7 armed guard, Ireland’s 12.5% corporation tax rate has gone to start a new life in the tax agnostic surroundings of the Cayman Islands, WWN understands. Fearing for its immediate safety, Minister for Finance Paschal Donohoe smuggled 12.5% out of the country under the cover of darkness… Read more »
FOLLOWING the awful news that children will be allowed to dine indoors with their fully vaccinated parents or guardian, as part of new reopening laws, a group of parents have spoken out, WWN can report. “Hold on a second here, we’re actually fine with our kids not being allowed inside to dine, seriously, let us… Read more »
“IT’S ALIVE, my God it’s alive” a delighted coalition government said as it looked on in wonder at its diabolical creation which defied the laws of science and workers rights. Launching its job action plan aimed at tackling the current 44% youth unemployment rate in Ireland, the government denied it simply sewed the rancid, rotting… Read more »
Preliminary data from the Personal Injuries Assessment Board which Leo Varadkar has presented to cabinet as part of a report into insurance reform indicates that the average award paid out has decreased by around 50%, prompting one gormless eejit to presume the savings recouped by companies will actually be passed onto customers. “Oh that’s great… Read more »
THE news that all Irish and UK branches of the Gap clothing are to close has come as a hard blow not only to the employees, but to the thousands of fashion-conscious-less, predominantly white middle-aged men and women who have filled their wardrobes with Gap jumpers and jeans for years. But fear not, if you… Read more »
AS June rolls into July, Pride month draws to a close and brings with it an opportunity for brands and businesses to continue their support for the LGBTQ+ community, and show a year-round commitment to gay rights and equality. “Oh, dammit, would you look at that, we’ve already taken down our flags” sighed the boss… Read more »
TRYING to nip any talk of a 4-day working week from employees in the bud after news of government support for a pilot scheme, the boss at Hartigan Business Solutions has confirmed he would rather see his elderly parents make their way through the Kama Sutra than submit to such a thing. “I’m onto these… Read more »
