A HUGE trove of leaked documents from inside Facebook released this week has shown absolutely nothing of significance to incriminate the social media giant so there’s no need to worry, please keep using it, an unprompted WWN can confirm. Allegations from staff that Facebook prioritised engagement of its users over their safety are totally unfounded,… Read more »
WWN goes deep inside the Cum-Ex tax fraud scandal, which has seen banks, stock traders, and lawyers obtain billions from European treasuries through fraud and speculation involving dividend taxes, and this publication is ready to excitedly squirt as much information on you as possible. With Cum-Ex splashed all over the front pages, WWN has worked… Read more »
WITH THE case of a former council worker releasing rats into the offices of his former workplace to settle a score against ex-colleagues, there has been renewed interest into people researching ways to claim revenge against coworkers for any all and perceived slights. WWN has compiled all the reasonable ways to settle scores and pursue… Read more »
EVERYBODY loves the weekend, but waiting for Friday night for a few pints can be an arduous task! Luckily, pubs are open every night of the week, so all you have to do is make the decision to head for a few pints on a work night and away you go! There are, of course,… Read more »
IN RESPONSE to Tánaiste Leo Varadkar suggesting a full scale unencumbered return to offices for all workers before sometime in the spring of 2022 would not be possible devastated workers have reached for their nearest bottle of Moet. “Oh no, I’ll be robbed of Sharon in accounts stinking the staff kitchen out with her tuna… Read more »
RUMOURS in tech circles suggest Facebook is planning a name change imminently. Sources well placed within the trusted circle of the company’s CEO Mark Zuckerberg have leaked a number of the names being reconsidered in a rebrand that if successful, will make the public forget about the 1,345 weekly scandals englufing the social network. While… Read more »
AFTER the overwhelming and euphoric adrenaline rush slowly receded from his body, Captain Kirk aka William Shatner aka The Oldest Man In Space was brought crashing back down to earth by the small print in the contract he signed with Blue Origin billionaire Jeff Bezos. “What are you, 90 years old? You going for a… Read more »
ALTHOUGH the world has admitted that the footage of 90-year-old Star Trek actor William Shatner floating in zero-gravity on board the Blue Origin space flight yesterday was touching, Amazon boss Jeff Bezos ‘needn’t think’ that he’s off the hook for a raft of arsehole behaviour over the last number of years. Thousands tuned in to… Read more »
THE slow, painful and undignified death of Ireland’s 12.5% corporation tax rate has occurred with the Taoiseach Micheál Martin confirming it will be given a full State funeral. The coffin carrying the deceased tax rate will be carried in a modified seafaring hearse, starting it’s journey in Silicon docks, briefly detouring via Apple in Cork… Read more »
ROLLING blackouts may be prevented this winter if Ireland’s power stations stick to some tried-and-trusted methods of wringing as much juice out of their batteries as they can, WWN can report. The news came from an energy think-tank in Leinster House, who stated that a ‘remote control’ approach to the nation’s power problems could help… Read more »
