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Hotelier Wondering If He Can Convert Linen Cupboard Into Another Bedroom For Refugee
SCOPING out yet another nook and cranny to convert in his already packed ‘hotel’, local owner Terry Price began taking ... -
Strategic Mid Afternoon Nap Completely Misjudged By Man Now Even More Tired & Groggy
EMERGING BLEARY-EYED from a strategic nap that has been deeply miscalculated, local man Tom Feeney is even more foggy of ... -
“Sorry, I Butt-Dialled The Emergency Shutdown Code” Microsoft CEO
MICROSOFT CEO Satya Nadella has apologised profusely today after apparently butt-dialling the company’s emergency shutdown code this morning sparking mayhem ... -
“I Want You Think Of Us As A Family Here” Says Boss Who Must Treat ...
A LOCAL businessman has sent a chilling message to the staff working at his two restaurants, threatening to treat them ... -
L-Plate On Aer Lingus Plane Probably Nothing To Worry About
AER LINGUS cabin crew have reassured passengers that everything is fine and not to worry about the large L-plate on ... -
Co-Worker Always Making Sure To Chime In On Meetings With Point You Already Made
ALWAYS prompt, always willing to voice his opinion and always just a repeat of what was just fucking said by ... -
Irish Charity Embroiled In ‘Correctly Spending Donations’ Scandal
AN IRISH charity has become embroiled in a scandal which has seen it accused of ‘enhancing the sector’s reputation’ after ... -
HR Ask Worker Sobbing In Office Bathroom To Keep The Noise Down
HR PERSONNEL at McAdam & Sons have appealed to office worker Victoria Baggin, currently sobbing in the office bathroom, to ... -
Jesus Is Great & All But He Wouldn’t Last A Second Working Retail
NEW RESEARCH has found consensus among Irish retail workers when it comes to their appraisal of Jesus Christ, the Son ... -
Sighting Of Ireland’s First Cyber Truck Turns Out To Be Spray Painted Skip
CAR ENTHUSIASTS were left disappointed after a sighting of what was believed to be Ireland’s first Cyber Truck turned out ...