DESPITE the rapid advance of time, the accumulation of new experiences and the erosion of old memories one local Dublin man has the name ‘Hailo’ seared forevermore into his brain and will not refer to the popular taxi app any other way, WWN can confirm. Rendering several expensive rebrands as ‘fairly fecking pointless’ 29-year-old Liam… Read more »
SHOWCASING his deft interpersonal skills which sees him easily break through barriers and cross all divides based around political, religious, cultural and social backgrounds, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has become the man to solve the intractable issues surrounding Ireland’s beef disputes. Beef farmers unhappy with the money they receive from big corporations and the seeming indifference… Read more »
HOLDING up a long stream of traffic and travelling at a painful 34 kilometers per hour, local farmer Danny Rice is expected to finally arrive back at the farm later this afternoon after leaving protests in Dublin city on Wednesday. “Jaysis, they’re in an awful rush around here,” Rice barked at a passing BMW that… Read more »
WE ARE positively JAZZED to bring you an article about the must have Black Friday offers you’d only be interested in if your brain had been temporarily removed through some medical malfeasance. These offers are so lit you’ll feel pretty bad about rolling your eyes at an overworked 35-year-old ‘content creator’ using the phrase ‘lit’… Read more »
THERE was good news on the employment front today, after a notorious Dublin drug cartel announced that it would be hiring up to 40 extra staff to help it meet demand over the Christmas period. The Houlihan clan are offering roles in both their drug sales and drug supply chains, as well as positions in… Read more »
WITH no laws currently in place to make it compulsory for people who work together to declare their ‘office romances’, it is as tricky as ever for people to tell which of their co-workers are doing it with each other. As such, WWN have compiled a list of things to watch out for, so that… Read more »
WITH ITS ‘Excitable Edgar’ ad John Lewis has abandoned cynically ‘soppy ads’ used to get the public to buy things they don’t need in favour of a brave and powerful message warning against the rise once more of fascism and far-right extremism. “Obviously, any idiot knows this isn’t about a dragon – it’s a metaphor… Read more »
SHOWCASING a warm smile that communicated an approachable yet professional demeanour, Cathal Drealin’s new LinkedIn profile bore no traces of the man who as recently as 4 weeks ago had to excuse himself from a house party after shitting his pants. Using LinkedIn to detail his career achievements to date while also using it as… Read more »
FERGUS Fennell, a right busy body and resident of Waterford estate Oak Grove has got to be taking the fucking piss with his new solar panel tiles, his neighbours have confirmed to WWN. “Ah, Jesus, he’s embarrassing himself there now Eileen, he’s the hard hat on and everything,” James Cullen, Fennell’s neighbour of 12 years,… Read more »
