IN a break from constant doom and gloom in the media, WWN are delighted to report that yet another multi-billion-euro company has achieved near-record profits, as Ryanair announce a €1.4bn turnover for the past year. “It’s nice to see that devoting your entire business to excellent customer service pays off for the little guy in… Read more »
YOU may not know his name, but during his short life he changed the way we work forever. Amadeus Hott, the man who pioneered the ‘grab any desk you see that’s free’ model of office planning has passed away at the age of 47, and will be laid to rest if there’s an empty grave… Read more »
UPDATE: Shiv Roy, former WayStar Royco executive confirmed as person to succeed Elon Musk as Twitter CEO. Pipping Elizabeth Holmes and Ed Norton’s girlfriend from American History X to the post, the 35-year-old scion of the Roy media empire was a surprise choice but will take charge in under six weeks. “I’m stepping down to… Read more »
RETAILERS and energy and service providers across Ireland are said to be holding crisis meetings after the government confirmed that while it will do absolutely nothing to intervene could they please, pretty please, stop price gouging customers. “Doesn’t have to be like now now but maybe by 2030, that’d be nice of you but like… Read more »
A GEOLOGICAL survey of Ireland’s towns has revealed a shocking discovery many Irish people seemed unaware of and could change the nature of how we view our towns forever. “Wall to wall vape shops and the odd CEX, like some of these towns don’t even have people anymore” lead researcher Cormac Hanson told WWN. “As… Read more »
AN INFURIATING reality but just why are Irish households paying the highest price in Europe for their electricity? For answers we rang our energy provider to get a direct answer. After 8 hours on hold we were greeted with an automated message which said ‘we are experiencing a high volume of not caring, if you… Read more »
REVOLUT has launched joint accounts which will allow couples to pool their money and watch it instantly disappear into a cloud of bills, marking the online platform’s next step forward after wishing on a star to become a real live bank. However to really be considered a real bank in people’s eyes, Revolut must: –… Read more »
IF spoofing was a job, Waterford man Kenneth Penreth would be a prime candidate thanks to the all-time hall-of-fame-worth waffling he just pulled off in his latest interview. Penreth was applying for a position in a profession he has little to no expertise in, competing for a salary way in excess of anything he could… Read more »
OFFICES around the country will continue to permit a degree of remote working as long as lazy bastards like Waterford’s own Kevin Mullen doesn’t rip the absolute piss out of it, WWN can report. Mullen’s place of work has offered a lot of flexibility to employees in the post-pandemic workscape, asking only that everyone participates… Read more »
