FOLLOWING months of Coronavirus saturated news seeping into every single pore of media news bodies, Britain, Ireland and the remaining handful of Europeans who care exhaled in unison at a familiar pre-Covid era news story: the UK once again making the centrefold of the world’s latest issue of Fuck Up magazine. In a suspected attempt… Read more »
FOLLOWING condemnation from international leaders over Russia’s apparent poisoning of Putin critic Alexei Navalny with novichok, political experts fully expect US president Donald Trump to endorse the nerve agent as a Covid-19 cure for US citizens by the end of the day. “Chancellor Merkel said ‘this is a despicable and cowardly act – once again…. Read more »
THE NATION’S farmers have been told to hold off forming any considerable dislike or disdain for new Minister for Agriculture, Fianna Fáil TD Charlie McConalogue, until he makes it passed the impressive milestone of holding the office for more than five minutes. “Like, don’t plead with him about how your farm is about to go… Read more »
FEARS that the onslaught of Covid-19 may have irreparably changed the environment of Irish hospitals were eased today, as A&E departments around the country recorded the highest number of patients on trolleys in over six months. Pastoral scenes of overcrowding were evident in hospitals in Limerick, Cork, Mullingar and many more, sparking fresh hopes of… Read more »
SWIFTLY bringing an end to accusations that he is pursuing a right-wing racist agenda President Donald Trump put on-the-fence voters at ease by rushing to defend a 17-year-old accused of gunning down two protesters in Kenosha, Wisconsin. “You say ‘murderous white supremacist’ like it’s a bad thing” bristled a downright confused Trump, the lawlessness and… Read more »
AWKWARD office chit chat was front and centre of the Dáil as its returned from its summer recess, prompting TDs from all parties to exchange excruciatingly dull tales of their brief time off during which absolutely nothing of political importance occurred. “Fierce quiet now so it was, yeah yeah” remarked Taoiseach Martin, inhaling a sigh… Read more »
MINISTER for Enterprise, Trade and Employment and Tánaiste Leo Varadkar was pictured attending a ribbon cutting ceremony for the latest jobs cut announcements around the country, keen to express to the public that his reputation as someone who loves an easy photo opportunity is unfounded. “This ribbon cutting ceremony is the one that sadly cuts… Read more »
DECADES of hard graft plying his trade and honing his craft have finally paid off for one young Mayo man, who will grace our screens this Autumn in a new RTE show about everyone’s favourite subject, the history of Irish railways. ”If you ever saw one of those living statues in the black spray-painted masks… Read more »
“Hello, John? John Cummins? It’s WWN. We just want to talk to you about attending a golf event in Galway last week. Can we come under your rock and chat?” bellowed our Southeastern correspondent, Paddy Brown in a bid to coax Fine Gael politician and member of Waterford City and County Council out from under… Read more »
ARRESTED in New York and indicted for fraud in connection with an online fundraising scheme, the former Trump campaign chief executive is back making headlines. Here’s all you need to know about Steve Bannon: – 66 years of age, which is 496 in Steve Bannon years. – ran Donald Trump’s 2016 election campaign directly up… Read more »