Category: POLITICS

Varadkar Stages Protest Outside Anti-Vaxxer Home

TAINISTE Leo Varadkar has been both commended and criticised in equal measures after staging a one-man demonstration outside the homes of the anti-vax protestors who were outside his house at the weekend. Having learned the names and addresses of the dozen or so ‘patriots’ who posted videos on social media of themselves waving banners and… Read more »

President Higgins Formally Asks DUP Are They For Fucking Real

THE Democratic Unionist Party has called for an Irish translator to be bussed in from the Republic in order to decode an official letter from the President of Ireland, although an initial glance has identified the phrases ‘invitation to an upcoming centenary celebrating the partition of Ireland’ and ‘stick it up your hole’. “There are… Read more »

TDs Emit Loud ‘Oooooooh’ As Harris Asked To Stay Behind After Dáil Today

CEANN Comhairle Séan Ó’Fearghail had to restore order in Leinster House this morning after a chant of ‘you’re in trouble, you’re in trouble’ broke out among TDs, stemming from the Taoiseach’s request that Minister for Further Education Simon Harris ‘see him after Dáil’. It is believed that Micháel Martin, along with Vice Taoiseach Leo Varadkar… Read more »