PREPARATIONS are underway for the changes that will be required to outward-facing Britishness such as anthems and flags ahead of the October 31st Brexit deadline, with a composer already hired to change the traditional ‘God Save The Queen’ anthem into something more along the lines of HBOs ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ theme. The move comes following… Read more »
IN A SERIES of events no one could have possibly predicted, the media has yet again decided to report nothing but US president Donald Trump’s most mock-worthy comments which are devoid of any substance and only serve to soak up all the media’s fickle attention, instead of putting the policies pursued by his administration to… Read more »
Today British prime minister Boris Johnson is floating the idea of Ireland leaving EU rules, laws and regulations temporarily to effectively rejoin Britain in a bid to help Britain avoid the dreaded backstop, something the British government came up with to avoid a hard border in Northern Ireland in the wake of Britain voting to… Read more »
IN A LANDMARK day property developers are celebrating the news that Dublin City Council and An Bord Pleanála have finally seen sense and stood aside as a sensible solution to Dublin and Ireland’s housing crisis has been found in the shape of a return to Victorian era slums. Developers, who had recently lobbied government and… Read more »
THE Royal Family has announced that Prince Andrew has been placed on suicide watch, amid fears that the under-pressure Prince may be about to do something that would bring the peerless name of the family into disrepute. Under direct orders from the Queen, the Royal’s favourite son will be kept on watch until such a… Read more »
DETAILS contained in a leaked dossier dubbed ‘Operation Yellowhammer’ have outlined stark warnings for the island of Ireland in the event of a No-Deal Brexit, including the return of a hard border, increased energy costs in Northern Ireland, and a plunge in supplies of Nordie Tayto in the Republic. Nordie Tayto, known in Northern Ireland… Read more »
GOVERNMENT TDs are to be issued with new ‘no service to public cards’ (NSTPC) following a string of poor decisions involving public money, which has cost the Irish taxpayer billions of euro in wasted schemes, builds and internal inquiries into mismanagement within the government. Flanking their stunning incompetence, TDs and ministers alike stood hesitantly with giant sized samples of the compulsory… Read more »
IN THE wake of his decision to write to opposition MPs asking them to back him as a ‘caretaker prime minister’ in an attempt to avert Boris Johnson forcing through a disastrous no-deal Brexit, the issue of Jeremy Corbyn’s standing among the media and British voters comes into focus once more. Just what is it… Read more »
AN HONESTLY impressed Irish public has expressed its continued admiration for the Irish government as it finds new and interesting ways of making it apparent it could not care less about the environment, climate change or ‘any of that hippy shit’. Despite claiming weeks ago that there was still €6 million in a retrofitting grant… Read more »
IF THERE’S one thing the fallout from Britain’s referendum to leave the European Union has taught us, it is that there is a pitiful and shameful lack of knowledge about Irish history among… Irish people, however, British people (read Brexit supporting politicians) have always been on hand to correct the record and present an unbiased… Read more »