GUNOWNERS across America will be hugging their guns a little tighter tonight in the aftermath of another mass shooting, and the panic and fear doesn’t stop there as TV channels lead with the footage of an unhinged white man sharing his radical manifesto online. “We must act, we must stop this, we must stand up… Read more »
A NEW REPORT conducted by the Boris Behaviour Commission has confirmed that the current British PM Boris Johnson has an incredibly high threshold for what he believes is a resign-worthy scandal. Faced with constant accusations of lying and presiding over a corrupt, rule-breaking government, Johnson confirmed not even being caught drinking a pint out of… Read more »
WHILE the rest of the country was slumbering peacefully after double checking every single electrical item was plugged out and the heating wasn’t on, Ireland’s politicians passed legislation to ensure the nightmare of the cost of living crisis didn’t apply to them. After Fianna Fáil senator Eugene Murphy suffered the consequences of his government’s policies… Read more »
THE CURRENT cost of living crisis has been found to be hitting lower-income families the most, prompting the government to announce that this is down to poor people just being bad with money, WWN can confirm. A survey carried out by the government has found that: – Most families are becoming smothered by the never-ceasing… Read more »
IT’S been a rocky road to get here, but the government are pleased to announce that the next phase in the development of the National Maternity Hospital can finally begin, the path ahead clear, all hiccups and hold-ups behind us. “Plain sailing, baby,” announced Tánaiste Leo Varadkar in a video posted on his Twitter last… Read more »
WITH NATO membership feeling like a formality, Sweden are already reaping the benefits of joining the organisation as home furnishing heroes IKEA have bagged a lucrative defence contract, WWN can reveal. “Teething issues are to be expected we’ve never done flat pack surface to air missiles or an iron dome before,” confirmed head of design… Read more »
TO CELEBRATE the Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil and Green party coalition government securing* the land for the National Maternity Hospital site at St Vincent’s Hospital, WWN has been treated to an exclusive look at the interiors of the proposed design for the State owned** hospital which comes with no catches***. The state of the art… Read more »
THE EU have agreed in principle to a winner-takes-all solution proposed by the UK, whereby a best-of-nine ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ tournament may be held to decide a solution to the issue of Boris Johnson not liking the Northern Ireland protocol he wrote, proposed and agreed to. The people of Northern Ireland are said to be… Read more »
OPPOSITION TDs in the Dáil have labeled the coalition government ‘spineless’ after it cynically voted down yet another motion tabled by rival parties, on this occasion voting against sending a stern message to the Russian embassy by doing a knick-knack. “Cowardice and hypocrisy is what it is,” went the incredulous reaction from Sinn Féin leader… Read more »
AN EXCITABLE Dublin family feel newly bonded after all getting involved in an online viral challenge sparked by Tánaiste Leo Varadkar. “It was the kids who heard about it, said everyone was talking about. So we decided to take a picture of our fridge too – it was one less thing they’d miss out on,… Read more »