SO YOU’VE spent all your money on your epileptic child’s medicinal cannabis treatments abroad and now they’re asking question after question as to why they have to endure the crippling seizures every time they return home to Ireland? The Taoiseach has all the answers you will need. Q: “Daddy, it’s only morning time and I’ve already had two seizures. Can we go… Read more »
CITING finding it impossible to sleep soundly at night as the reason for her resignation, White House press secretary Sarah Sanders will now concentrate all her energy on not being haunted by the things she’s done. “If she attacks sleeping with the same shameless ferocity she attacked the media and spouted complete bullshit, I have… Read more »
DESPITE all available facts which should act as a deterrent, the fucking Brits are really entering into the finals stages of creating such a morally bankrupt society that Boris Johnson can waltz into the position of prime minister. Johnson, who has dedicated his life to only providing proof of his insidious ineptitude, finds himself topping… Read more »
IRISH political party behemoth Renua Ireland could be in danger of becoming an irrelevance and slowly becoming a laughing stock after its only public representative and leader, Councillor John Leahy resigned from the party. The 4-year-old party which has received over €700,000 in public funding could rob the ordinary Irish people of courageous political champion… Read more »
IN A CROWDED field of would-be prime ministers, the candidates for the leadership of the Conservative party are struggling to get their message across to Conservative members and the wider public. Gain a better understanding of those running for Tory leader with our essential guide, in which we definitively rank the candidates: Boris Johnson His… Read more »
WWN was granted unprecedented access to the site on which the National Children’s Hospital will eventually be built, sometime around your newborn turns 52. Unfortunately the project director and the chairperson of the board of the NCH stepped down in disgrace so WWN had to make do with a tour from the Minister of Health,… Read more »
LEAVING CERT examinations are a testing time for any young student. For most, a combination of not studying as much as they should have, along with exam questions not going their way, can mean they will not get the points they desire. However, this not the case for Seanie Fitzgallon, a local TD’s son, who’s going to be just… Read more »
IRELAND IS ON HIGH ALERT after learning a foreigner with a string of sexual assault accusations against him was said to be in the Clare area and allegedly spoke with a number of young children. Multiple news outlets have now confirmed this has indeed happened, devoting huge coverage to the incident. “Gardaí say sexual predator… Read more »
COMPANIES behind some of the country’s largest Direct Provision centres have enlisted the aid of a number of surviving Bon Secours nuns, for no particular reason other than to just to have them on the staff. “I mean, you never know when you need the help of a nun” said one DP operator, whose centre… Read more »
TODAY’S WORLD leaders descended on France to mark the 75th anniversary of the D-day landings in Normandy, in the company of veterans of the landings who sought to turn the tide of World War II and courageously battle against the existential threat posed by Nazi Germany to secure the freedoms we now today take for… Read more »