“MAYBE the military shut off the internet there to make it near impossible for people to spread word of massacres and violence… or maybe Myanmar is actually getting along famously and we can just ignore it all,” confirmed a statement from a who’s who of international leaders as incomprehensible violence is carried out against the… Read more »
HAVING just been made aware of one ‘sophisticated’ scam involving people being asked for their bank details, those on welfare have been alerted to a second, more serious scam which reportedly involves the Department of Social Welfare telling people there’s plenty of jobs out there. “Whether it’s someone on jobseekers or even on the PUP,… Read more »
“HI, I’M just weighing up re-entering public life in a big way, and sort of, I suppose, canvassing opinion… is the pig-fuckery still very much a ‘David Cameron’ association? “I’m not implying that if it is a case of ‘oh Davey Cameron, isn’t that Lord Pigfucker?’ it would somehow put an end to my reemerging,… Read more »
FIRST plagued by issues with the delivery of the AstraZeneca vaccines, now the subsequent decision by the NIAC to no longer recommend its use for any David under 50 born on a Wednesday can be added to its list of teething problems. “Now this only applies to Davids whose middle name begins with an ‘S’,”… Read more »
EXCLUSIVE reports in the Irish Times reveal that the Minister for Health launched an analysis of his department’s Twitter account owing to the fact it made few references to him. Taking up the slack on behalf of the Department of Health who has failed to fulfill the emotional needs of its minister, WWN has crafted… Read more »
CONTINUING their commitment to being weeks if not months behind every expert and average person when it comes to taking necessary action on Covid related matters, the government have today eased a number of Level 5 restrictions much to the delight of sections of the public who did the same weeks ago. “Yeah I even… Read more »
A CONTROVERSIAL visit by Irish MEPs Clare Daly and Mick Wallace to the Middle East has raised fears locally in Iraq that Hashed al-Shaabi, a group labeled as Iran-backed terrorists by some, have been radicalised by the MEPs. “It’s doing my head in, the lads have completely abandoned shooting practice and just spend their day… Read more »
THERE was a real sense of excitement in the air today as Loyalist groups believed they were just a few more petrol bombs away from having their existence acknowledged by those in the UK who have absolutely no idea what Northern Ireland is. “D’ye know what way they plan on doing it? Is it Boris… Read more »
HER CLOTHES stinking of acrid smoke and some excess fuel on her hands visibly glistening in the light, Arlene Foster appealed for calm following a 6th night of rioting and attacks perpetrated by loyalist thugs. “She said the exact same thing in her behind closed doors meeting with Loyalist paramilitaries weeks ago, I’d show you… Read more »
“DO you think I want this? Do you think I want to be president until 2036?” sobbed Russian premier Vladimir Putin, tearfully signing in new laws that would enable him to run for office two more times after his current, fourth, presidential term ends. “What makes you people think this is all the work of… Read more »
