Category: POLITICS

‘God Save The Queen’ To Be Replaced By ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Theme

PREPARATIONS are underway for the changes that will be required to outward-facing Britishness such as anthems and flags ahead of the October 31st Brexit deadline, with a composer already hired to change the traditional ‘God Save The Queen’ anthem into something more along the lines of HBOs ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ theme. The move comes following… Read more »

Prince Andrew Put On Suicide Watch

THE Royal Family has announced that Prince Andrew has been placed on suicide watch, amid fears that the under-pressure Prince may be about to do something that would bring the peerless name of the family into disrepute. Under direct orders from the Queen, the Royal’s favourite son will be kept on watch until such a… Read more »

Government TDs Issued With ‘No Service To Public Cards’

GOVERNMENT TDs are to be issued with new ‘no service to public cards’ (NSTPC) following a string of poor decisions involving public money, which has cost the Irish taxpayer billions of euro in wasted schemes, builds and internal inquiries into mismanagement within the government. Flanking their stunning incompetence, TDs and ministers alike stood hesitantly with giant sized samples of the compulsory… Read more »

Irish History According To Britain

IF THERE’S one thing the fallout from Britain’s referendum to leave the European Union has taught us, it is that there is a pitiful and shameful lack of knowledge about Irish history among… Irish people, however, British people (read Brexit supporting politicians) have always been on hand to correct the record and present an unbiased… Read more »