THE COALITION is celebrating its finest achievement since entering office in 2020; making it to Wednesday before a minister is desperately fighting to keep their job. Fianna Fáil’s Niall Collins, who stands accused along with his wife of using different names on applications for the purposes of securing planning permission for a house, has pledged… Read more »
RISHI SUNAK is facing serious backlash for proclaiming the World’s Most Exciting Economic Zone (formerly Northern Ireland) is unique within the context of the UK as it has the amazing economic opportunity provided by frictionless trade with the EU’s 500 million people, something Sunak said was the stuff of nightmares when campaigning for Brexit. “The… Read more »
TAKING the reigns of the Social Democrats party, Cork TD Holly Cairns continues her rise to prominence in Irish politics. But just what do we know about Holly Cairns? WWN reveals all there is to know: Real name Holly Mound of Stones. At 33 is the same age as Jesus Christ was when he entered… Read more »
HAILED by the UK and EU as the much sought after solution to the issues with the NI Protocol, the ‘Windsor Framework’ is all set to return Northern Irish politics to what passes for normal in Stormont. UPDATE: Sadly the DUP have stated they cannot in good conscience sign up to the framework and have… Read more »
GREETING the news that the petrol at Irish filling stations will double its ethanol content to 10% in a bid to help Ireland reduce its carbon emissions, local climate naysayer Simon Faolin began loudly shouting cries of ‘no’ while dropping to his knees. “It boils my piss,” said Faolin, of the notion that the petrol… Read more »
WITH the coalition parties voting on a redress scheme which excludes 40% of Mother & Baby Home survivors from receiving compensation and having the trauma and hurt they went through acknowledged by the State, a number of TDs have reported feeling a renewed sense of purpose. “I’m in the public disservice business, I could give… Read more »
WITH the announcement that Róisín Shortall and Catherine Murphy are to step down as co-leaders of the Social Democrats, debate and discussion about who should succeed them has already begun. Who would you like to see take charge of the centre-left party which currently six TDs in the Dáil and campaigns on a platform of… Read more »
“WE are a proud Nationalist party, fighting for the working people but at the same time we’re really loose on those things when it comes to our own Director Of Finance,” confirmed Sinn Féin today after The Ditch revealed Sinn Féin’s Des Mackin was the sort of landlord all other bastard landlords aspire to be…. Read more »
“KATIE, sorry to be calling so late but I’ve some bad news we’re are being sued by Mr Mary Lou… well, because of the book. The book we both wrote,” former Minister for Sport Shane Ross said down the phone to boxing legend Katie Taylor, in what must have been one of the most difficult… Read more »
THINGS HAVE gone from bad to worse for MEP Mick Wallace after he has been let go from his advisory role with a string of wine bars. “Last week he thought he owned them, a few days ago he remembered he was being paid by them and now understandably he’s been let go ‘cus the… Read more »