Category: POLITICS

Trump Assigns Meat Loaf & Gary Busey To Covid-19 Team

A ROUSING, confetti-strewn Covid-19 briefing by President Donald Trump at the White House yesterday was capped off with a host of surprise guest virus experts, including Grammy-award winning singer and actor Meat Loaf, and Gary Busey. The announcements capped off a spectacular press corp meeting, where the President declared ‘war on the germs’ and treated… Read more »

Fears Grow For Johnson After Condition Described As ‘Strong & Stable’

FRESH concerns have been raised over the health of British Prime Minister Boris Johnson after Dominic Raab held a press conference to assure the public that Johnson’s condition was ‘strong and stable’; British for ‘weak and uncertain’. Johnson was admitted to St. Thomas’ Hospital yesterday with severe Coronavirus symptoms, and was admitted to ICU after… Read more »

Dislikeable Party Elect Dislikeable Leader

IGNORING a national yearning for political change as evidenced by the recent general election results, one dislikeable Irish political party has stuck to its guns by electing their most dislikeable leader yet; water metre touting, egotistical roaring sociopath Alan Kelly, WWN can unfortunately confirm. Speaking to WWN from his Tipperary home surrounded by homemade paper… Read more »

Covid-19 Appointed Housing Minister After Freezing Rents, Evictions & Securing Beds For Homeless

THE FINE GAEL caretaker government has been praised for fast-tracking the Covid-19 pandemic into the position of Minister for Housing, in a grown up move that set aside the usual political infighting and sniping. Ireland, bizarrely left without a housing minister since 2017, has rewarded Covid-19’s selfless ingenuity and diligent hard work behind the scenes,… Read more »