Category: POLITICS

One Less Dickhead To Worry About

JAIR BOLSONARO’S defeat in the Brazilian presidential election by Lula Da Silva has officially reduced the number of dickheads the world has to worry about by a single digit, WWN can reveal. “The bigger the dickhead and more important the position they hold, the greater the worry. Ken in accounts might always forget to put… Read more »

King Charles Promises To Let DUP Call Him ‘Big Papa’ If They Agree To Form Stormont Government

KING CHARLES, the recently installed monarch of Britain has made an astonishing intervention in a bid to help reopen Stormont and see functioning power-sharing return to Northern Ireland. A continued and obstinate obstacle to forming a government, the DUP now face a tantilising offer were they to partake in electing a speaker to Stormont; they… Read more »

“His Message Of Further Fucking The Poor Really Resonated”: Tories Backing Sunak For PM

SECURING A commanding number of MPs’ support Rishi Sunak is in line to become Britain’s next PM as his clear message of ‘punish the poor’ resonated deeply with the Tory party. “He’s promising a very mature economic vision that will restore calm to the markets by which I mean he’ll Edward Scissorhands essential services and… Read more »