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Greek Coastguard To Teach RNLI How To Throw Refugees To Their Death As Part Of ...
WITH Ireland opting into the controversial EU Migration Pact by a margin of 79 votes to 72, moves have already ... -
Jack Chambers Spends Entire Exchequer Funds On Roblox
JACK CHAMBERS may only be hours in his new job, but his first act as Minister for Finance has sent ... -
New Green Party Leader: The Contenders
THE GREEN Party leadership race is hotting up just a day after Eamon Ryan announced he is to step down ... -
Niall Boylan Consoles Himself With Phone-In About Transgender Single Mother Migrants
CONTENDING with the heartache of narrowly missing out on a €124,000 salary, radio phone-in host and now failed MEP candidate ... -
Poll: Should McDonald Step Down As Sinn Féin Leader?
PRESSURE is reportedly growing on the Sinn Féin head honcho after her party suffered a poorer than expected showing in ... -
Nation Doesn’t Have Attention Span If MEP Election Count Drags On Any Longer
INITIALLY COMPLETELY rapt by the excitement that comes with following an election, the Irish nation has confirmed that its interest ... -
Masochists Express Concern For Irish Electorate
A GROUP of people who derive sexual gratification from their own pain and humiliation have expressed their concern for the ... -
“Here Goes Nothing” Says Man Selecting Candidates On Ballot Based On Vibe Their Faces Give ...
FINDING HIMSELF stood in front of a voting booth with ballot papers for local council and the European parliament in ... -
“A Lot Undone, More To Undo” Farage Announces He’s Not Finished Destroying The UK
MAKING A SHOCK reentry into UK electoral politics, human black hole Nigel Farage has confirmed there is still more of ... -
Gardaí To Trial ‘First Punch Is Free’ Offer While Providing Security To Taoiseach
“THE IRISH secret service is so secret they’re not able to provide security for the Taoiseach,” confirmed a garda spokesperson ...