Biden Signs Over US Military To Netanyahu During White House Meeting

THOSE seeking signs that Joe Biden’s decline has snowballed into a rapid downhill avalanche were sorely disappointed, as the US president showed little sign of being unfit to continue in office during his exchanges with Israeli war-criminal Benjamin Netanyahu.

“And just sign here at the bottom. No, I didn’t suggest this, it was your idea, remember? Earlier, when I said you were a proud Zionist Irish-American,” Benjamin Netanyahu told a confused Joe Biden as the US president signed over the entire US military arsenal to the Israeli leader.

Fruitful discussions had taken place in the White House earlier in the day when Biden sternly asked Netanyahu to stop murdering Palestinians and Netanyahu said ‘no’, paving the way for a real chance at a two-state solution and an end to horrific suffering meted out by the IDF.

“Relax, he said he promised to have it back before midnight,” Biden told critics when they asked where the US military had disappeared to.

“I’d give you the nuclear codes Bibi, but it’s the darndest thing, I can’t remember them,” Biden said, apologising to his reflection which he mistakenly thought was Netanyahu.

Elsewhere, in a huge departure from current US government policy Democratic party nominee for the 2024 presidential election Kamala Harris confirmed that Israel can continue to slaughter innocent Palestinians but White House statements would include one additional mention of ‘human rights’.