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Lad Entering Local With Pool Cue Case Like He’s Antonio Fucking Banderas
February 22, 2026
Child Of Prague Let Go By Met Éireann After Poor Performance Review
MET ÉIREANN have announced a raft of job cuts citing poor employee performance in the wake of endless rain which is slowly driving its weather customers insane, WWN can confirm. ...White House Confirm They Don’t Follow Sinn Féin On TikTok, Think They’re Cringe & Would ...
THE WHITE HOUSE has confirmed that Sinn Féin is ‘mid at best’ and has ‘zero aura’ after the Irish opposition party stated it would not be attending any event in ...Your Say: Prince Andrew Arrested
WWN readers give their verdict of news of British royal Andrew’s arrest by police today.Italy Win Gold In The Downhill Pasta Making Event
JUST IN – It’s another gold medal for Italy in the 2026 Milano Cortino Winter Olympics. In a result many experts saw coming, event favourite 70-year-old Italian Nonna Domenica Tardelli ...Panicked King Charles Waiting For Knock On Door From Police Over Ties To Jimmy Savile
WWN CAN EXCLUSIVELY report that insiders at Buckingham Palace suggest King Charles has jammed a chair up against his bedroom door and is not sweating like his brother Andrew in ...Government Asked To Consider Social Media Ban For Over 60s Instead
THE COALITION GOVERNMENT has been asked to scrap plans for an u-16s ban on social media and devote all its attention to restricting internet access for the over 60s, WWN ...
Local Man’s Pokemon Card Collection Valued At ‘Fuck All’
A WATERFORD MAN is said to devastated to learn that unlike YouTuber and professional dickhead Logan Paul, his old Pokemon ...“Oh Wait, I’m Minister For Education!” Confirms Minister For Education Shortly After Halting SNA Cuts
PLANNED CUTS to SNAs in mainstream class rooms across the country has been halted less than 24 hours after the ...14 Injured In Gold Medal Snowball Fight Event
TROUBLING news coming from the 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy in the last few minutes as the much anticipated gold ...Gobshites Presiding Over SNAs Cuts Clearly In Need Of An Education
A PRELIMINARY report into the decision to reduce the number of SNAs in schools leading to children with additional needs ...The Hoxton Hotel’s Guide To Endearing Yourself To The Local Community
RECENT Dublin addition The Hoxton Hotel, on the site of the former Central Hotel, is serving up a masterclass on ...Die-Hard Rugby Fan Who Definitely Isn’t Just In It For The Pints Confirms He’s Willing ...
THE IRISH RUGBY team has let out a huge sigh of relief upon learning that local man Patrick Caughlin is ...
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