“Is That Summer Over Then?” Complains Man Who Spent Week Complaining About Heat
LOCAL man Terry Hennessey found another reason to crib today after realising the heat he was giving out about all week has come to an abrupt end, sparking him to ...Grandad Declares Today The Perfect Day To Begin Marathon Training, Skip Breakfast, Hydration, Suncream
CASSIDY FAMILY patriarch Noel Cassidy has declared that today, around 1pm during the hottest temperatures Ireland has ever experienced, would be the ideal time from the 71-year-old to do something ...Husband Won’t Be Allowed Watch The News Again If He Keeps Shouting At TV
A WATERFORD husband has been issued a stern warning and potential ban from all watching of the news on TV, after he yet again got into a heated argument with ...Poll: How Could Enoch Burke Be Convinced To Purge His Contempt Of Court Orders?
WITH a High Court once again considering releasing Enoch Burke despite his steadfast repeating of the fact he will continue to ignore all court orders he is subject to, WWN ...Ask Anne: I Think My Wife Might Be Having An Affair With The Naked Man ...
OUR RESIDENT advice columnist Anne Trope helps readers with their dilemmas. Dear Anne My wife has hammered me previously for my habit of jumping to conclusions, I’m aware that my ...GPO Redevelopment Projected To Cost Between ‘You’re Fucking Joking Me’ & ‘Ah Now That’s Taking ...
THE CABINET is to hear today what the Irish public already knows when it comes to any publicly funded and administered project ranging from a bin lid replacement to the ...
PSNI Stand Down Riot Units As Loyalist Gangs Not Bothered By Donaldson Guilty Verdict
THE PSNI have stood down all riot units after the conviction of vile paedophile and former DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson, ...“Disgraceful Failure: Why Andy Burnham Should Resign On Day 1 As PM,” Confirms UK Media
IMMEDIATELY moving on from the resignation announcement by current PM Keir Starmer, that the media was working towards the second ...Jane From No.43 Told To Fuck Off & Watch The Game In Her Own Gaff
A LOCAL Dublin man is said to be regretting his kind neighbourly gesture of allowing the woman down the road ...Exception To ‘Don’t Wish Anyone Harm’ Dies In Hospital
THE RARE exception to the phrase and sentiment ‘don’t wish anyone harm’ has died in hospital today, WWN can report. ...Wicklow Hotel Insists There’s A Perfectly Good Reason Peter Thiel Needed The Pentagram Room
POWERSCOURT Hotel in Wicklow has denied there is anything sinister about co-founder of PayPal and Palantir, Peter Thiel, requesting the ...Dad Posts Completely Unrelated, 2,000 Word Strong Comment Below News Story About Tragic Drowning
A LOCAL DAD with a prolific rate of commenting on Facebook has entered the comments below a tragic news story ...
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