“Wow, 10/10, No Notes!” Emotional Pearse Doherty Gives Government’s Budget A Standing Ovation
IN WHAT IS BELIEVED to be a first for the Dáil on budget day, an opposition finance spokesperson has foregone partisan politics and simply acknowledged the good work of the ...Jack Chambers To Unbox Budget Live On YouTube
LOOKING TO usurp Minister for Tiktok Simon Harris as the preemiment political figure on Irish social media, Minister for Public Expenditure Jack Chambers is to unbox the budget live on ...Deformed & Discarded Early AI Sex Robot Prototype Breaks Out Of Elon Musk’s Basement
A RIGID and ungainly AI-integrated sex robot with unconvincing plastic flesh has made a break for freedom from Elon Musk’s basement, according to disturbing footage making its way around the ...Hundreds Of Creepy Men Flock To Cork After ‘Asian Hornets’ Headline Misread
HUNDREDS of creepy men wandering around Cork have been told to re-read reports on Asian hornets, after flocking to the county thinking it meant something else entirely. “I’ve never seen ...Poll: Have Our Kids Gone Soft? Should They Be Out Burning Down Schools Like The ...
WITH NEWS of spreading disorder and criminal damage resulting from a student protest against poor facilities and teacher shortages, just shy of 500 schools will be closed in France today. ...
American Cancer Patient Realises Fastest Route To Free Life-Saving Healthcare Is Death Row
DUMBFOUNDED to realise the answer to saving her life was staring her right in the face this whole time, American ...‘Troubles Clock’ Set At One Minute To Midnight As Tensions Continue To Flare Over Drumcree ...
THE ‘TROUBLES CLOCK’, modeled after the Doomsday Clock and established as part of the Good Friday Agreement, has been moved ...Revealed: Possible Punishments Being Considered For Man City
STRIPPING of titles? Binning of medals? The speculation in the aftermath of Manchester City being found guilty of 144 separate ...“We’re Actually Seeing Someone,” EU Replies As Britain Slides Back Into Its DMs
CAREFUL not to upset its former partner as it knows what a basket case it can be, the EU decided ...Radical Unreasonable Communist Unions Demand Wages That Match The Job
THE GOVERNMENT has briefed the public on the rogue actions of radical unreasonable communist unions which has led to 100,000 ...Rose West Refutes ‘Opinion’ She Is A Convicted Serial Killer, Vows To Fight UK Court’s ...
CONVICTED SERIAL killer Rose West has spoken out in light of recent news in England in which an accused party ...
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