Motorists Urged To Drive Like Absolute Lunatics In Wet Road Conditions
THE National Road Safety Authority has urged motorists to drive like absolute fucking lunatics in wet road conditions today. Gardaí have also asked all road users to exercise extreme disregard ...“Don’t Worry, It’s Summer Soon & We’ll Be Back To Hosepipe Bans In No Time,” ...
MINISTER for the Environment Darragh O’Brien has eased the pain of communities affected by flooding with his inimitable ability to find the right words in the face of his wrong ...Dodgy Box Guy Sending You Friend Request
Breaking news has confirmed that the local dodgy box guy your mate John was raving about in the pub the other night has just sent you a friend request sparking ...Shane Ross Required To Say ‘Up The Ra’ As Part Of Court Settlement
SOURCES close to Waterford Whispers News have suggested that a settlement reached in a defamation case taken by the husband of Mary Lou McDonald against former minister and author Shane ...So You’ve Stolen A Car To Realise There’s A Baby In The Back, A Guide
STEALING a car can be one of the most exhilarating things a person can do. But what happens if you are mid-joyride only to find there’s a screaming baby in ...
Radical New Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre Plans Recommend Leaving It the Fuck Alone
FOLLOWING widespread outrage at the soulless proposed redesign of one of Ireland’s most iconic shopping centres, WWN has obtained details ...Housing Crisis Prayers Answered: Government To Vote To End Army ‘Triple Lock’
IN ADDITION to pushing through rent reform legislation that experts say will only result in higher rents, the government has ...Poll: Is Met Éireann To Blame For Government Not Funding Flood Relief Systems That Were ...
MET ÉIREANN has come in for criticism for its localised warning weathers, with many suggesting yellow warnings should have been ...Flooding Upgraded To ‘Serious’ After Affecting Dublin
THE NATION HAS been urged to stop everything and take heed after flooding, typically associated with rural areas, began affecting ...Luxury Hotel Gives Woman Unforgettable Clear Glass View Of Husband Shitting On Toilet
A LOCAL WOMAN is regretting her part in insisting a two-night stay in a high end luxury hotel represented value ...Newly Established ‘Board Of Peace’ Host Ceasefire Talks With Beckhams
WHILE THE SUBJECT of much derision and accusations of moral bankruptcy and naked cronyism and corruption, Donald Trump’s newly established ...
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