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ENTERTAINMENT
- Alternate 'Succession' Endings Considered By Show's Writers
- Other Things That Are 'Unwise But Not Illegal'
- New 'Little Mermaid' Movie To Finally Answer Question Of What's The Deal With Mermaid Genitalia
- RTÉ Insiders Concerned As Patrick Kielty Keeping Nordy Accent While Presenting Late Late
- 'Carpool Karate, Sepultura House Band': Changes Patrick Kielty Is Making To The Late Late Show
HEALTH
- Criminal Assets Bureau Seize €12bn From Dept Of Health In Probe Into Illegal Nursing Home Charges
- France Offers To Protest Appalling Lack Of Child Mental Health Services On Ireland's Behalf
- Student Nurses To Be Offered Module On How To Emigrate To Australia
- Leaked: Stephen Donnelly's Brainstorming Solutions To Hospital Chaos
- On This Day 2003: HSE Launch Will Bring End To Understaffing & Overcrowding
LIFESTYLE
- Dad's Luggage Just Big Ball Of Cables
- Breaking: Dad Wants To Know Who Fucked With The Toaster Settings
- Mother Never Leaves Restaurant Without Handbag Full Of Condiment Packets
- "Ah, So That's What 'Variable' Means" Mortgage Holders Realise After 7th Rate Rise
- "Making Niall Collins Answer Questions On Alleged Wrongdoing Is Basically Bullying" Confirms Taoiseach
POLITICS
- Read The Government's Heartwarming Message To The Nation's 3,594 Homeless Children
- Democracy Fine As Long As Sinn Féin Not Winning, Confirm Unionists
- Missing Limerick Man Found Safe And Well
- Handy Distractions A Government Can Use If They're Trying To Move The News Cycle On From Corruption Allegations
- Doonbeg Wondering If Trump Needs Any Character References For Rape Trial
Sports
- Only A Matter Of Time Before Under-9s Team Realise Local Coach Hasn't A Clue
- Pain Of Taylor Defeat Eclipsed By Pain Of Seeing McGregor Ringside
- Inter Milan To Face 115 Breaches Of Financial Fair Play In Champions League Final
- Nation Learning You Can Have As Many Homeless As You Like But Don't Fuck With GAA's Fans
- "You'll Pay For GAA GO & You'll Like It" GAA Tells Hurling Fans
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- The Real & Sinister Reasons Dublin City Council Is Banning Private Cars From College Green
- How Ireland Is Celebrating The King's Coronation
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