BREAKING NEWS
Here’s What’s On The Menu At McGregor’s Gastro Pub
FROM the octagon to the kitchen; MMA superstar Conor McGregor has invested €1mn in converting his €1.9mn Crumlin pub into a €2.9mn gastropub, and the …
ENTERTAINMENT
- Armed To The Teeth Pat Kenny Ready For Land War
- Late Night Radio Host Clearly Sending In All Texts From Listeners Himself
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ENTERTAINMENT
Courts Rule In Favour Of 'Leave Britney Alone' Guy
Gash
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- "I'm Always Respectful Of Women When I Know They Can Hear Me"
- Meet The Women Getting Ruler Tattoos On Their Arms To Bring An End To Bullshitting Men
- "Ah Jesus Claire, Don't Be Throwing Terms Like 'Intersectional Feminism' At Your Poor Old Dad"
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HEALTH
- Health Service To Hire Out-Of-Work Bar Staff To Mix Vaccine Cocktails
- Government Ask Burned Out Nurses Not To Waste Remaining Energy Moaning
- HSE Set Themselves Another Vaccination Deadline To Miss
- Public Ask That New €292,000 Dept. Of Health Role Be Melted Down & Turned Into Nurses
- "Bang And The Virus Is Gone!" - Barry Scott Unveils Cillit Bang Vaccine
LIFESTYLE
- Woman Might Wear Good Pajamas Today To Feel Fancy
- Morto! This Kid's Parents Are Still Together!
- Local Man's List Of Things He Wants To Do After Lockdown Heartbreakingly Mundane
- Kid Takes 'You've Watched Enough TV' As Go-Ahead To Start Watching Tablet Instead
- Local Man Regretting Basing Entire Personality On Going To Pubs
POLITICS
Sports
- Tiger Woods Emerges From Surgery With Golf Club For Leg
- GAA To Make Up For €34mn Loss In Earnings With One Big Raffle
- "Daniel Has Done A Lot For Boxing, Nicest Guy I've Ever Met"
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- Weekend Filled With Action Packed Sport Local Man Couldn't Give A Shit About
Uplifting Viral Content
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