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New Energy Saving Xmas Lights Only Turn On When Someone Is Watching
December 7, 2023
Sinn Féin Deny Showing Ankle To Anti-Immigrant Voters
SINN FÉIN have denied altering their rhetoric around immigration and flirting with those who have anti-immigrant views after three of their TDs dropped the old classic ‘we can’t have OPEN ...IDF Urge Remaining Gazans To Make Way To Safety Zone With Giant Bullseye On It
WITH the safety of Gazans at the forefront of their minds as always, the IDF has again asked 80% of the population they have already displaced to move to a ...10-Year-Old’s Comedown From Prime Preparing Him For Future Drug Use
PUMPING HIMSELF full of enough Prime to give a herd of elephants a collective heart attack, 10-year-old Cian Shotten is unwittingly helping himself prepare for any possible future drug use ...Ireland, According To Senator Sharon Keogan
BEFORE becoming Ireland’s chief WhatsApp-bullshit-rumour-forwarder/brave teller of truths she read on some random Facebook page, Senator Sharon Keogan was perhaps most well known for suggesting a debate should be held ...“‘Feminism’, Yeah That’s It” Confirms Woman Who Hasn’t Shaved Her Legs In Weeks
MEETING UP with friends in her local park Dublin woman Sarah Hughes’ bare legs became the topic of conversation as she absentmindedly went 12 weeks letting her legs grow hairier ...Tent Manufacturers Confirm Confidence In Coalition Government
WHEN YOUR luck is in, your luck is well and truly in and that’s certainly the case with the Irish government this morning, who have been on the receiving end ...
Futurewatch: Conor McGregor’s First 24 Hours As President
FLIRTING with the idea of running for the largely ceremonial role of president, what would an Ireland under the rule ...Ways The Richest 1% Are Trying To Reduce Their Carbon Emissions
AS THE COP28 summit rumbles on, the richest 1% in the world have made historic pledges to reduce their carbon ...Vote: Irish Dictionary’s Word of The Year
OXFORD dictionary announced ‘rizz’ as its word of the year, but what would Ireland’s defining word of the year be? ...Lost Text Reveals St. Patrick Forgot To Expel Snakes From Irish Construction Industry
A NEWLY uncovered text dating back to the 8th century AD has detailed Saint Patrick’s regret for forgetting to expel ...Relief For US As All Future Shootings Can Now Be Blamed On GTA VI Trailer
WELCOMING Rockstar’s latest teaser for the highly anticipated release of their Grand Theft Auto series GTA VI, Republican politicians, NRA ...Eamon Ryan To Paraglide Home From COP28
CALLED out for being a bit of a thick for attempting to leave the COP28 climate conference for a confidence ...
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