ENTERTAINMENT
- Quiz: Which 'Tiger King' Character Are You?
- Reluctant Don Conroy Lured Out Of Retirement For One Last Job
- Breaking: Covid-19 Pandemic Annihilating Planet But Have You Seen 'Tiger King'?
- Annual Mortal Kombat Tournament Cancelled Amid Coronavirus Fears
- World Glad Rich Famous People Being Tested Before Frontline Health Workers
Gash
- Local Mother Preferred Your Last Boyfriend
- Save Money On Charcoal Face Masks By Rubbing Your Face With A Briquette
- Woman Clearly Basing Her Personality On Cooler Best Friend
- Here's All The Things Gwyneth Paltrow Is Telling You To Put Up Your Vagina Today
- Local Woman Always Carrying A Bottle Of Water Around With Her
HEALTH
- Did You Already Have Coronavirus? Here’s A Simple Test
- PPE Sent From China Found To Be Thousands Of Sexy Nurse Uniforms
- Number Of Drunk Idiots In A&E Falls To 250 Year Low
- WHO Confirm You Picked Wrong Year To Quit Drinking
- Teresa Mannion Attached To Megaphone With Responsibility For Enforcing Self-Isolation
LIFESTYLE
POLITICS
- Fears Grow For Johnson After Condition Described As 'Strong & Stable'
- Dislikeable Party Elect Dislikeable Leader
- Micheál Martin Sneaks Into Empty Dáil & Pretends To Be Taoiseach For A While
- Large Shipment Of Brain Cells To Be Sent To Washington D.C
- Covid-19 Appointed Housing Minister After Freezing Rents, Evictions & Securing Beds For Homeless
Sports
- Sky Sports Secure Rights To 'Competitive Wanking Tournament'
- Lads Having Great Time At Cheltenham Told To Fucking Stay There
- Liverpool Lose Despite 110% Possession & 234 Shots On Goal
- Cheltenham To Go Ahead With Just The Horses
- So The Rugby Has Been Called Off: Here’s How You Can Be An Obnoxious Twat Now
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- The HSE's Guide On How To Get Your Fuck On During Covid-19
- Exclusive: The Taoiseach's Next Pop Culture Heavy Speech Leaked
- How To Isolate Yourself From Your Parent's Shit Memes
- No, Martin! Now's Not The Time To Be Texting Your Ex-Fucking-Girlfriend!
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