Man Paid Fuck All Somehow Annoyed At Workers On Strike Seeking Better Pay

AFTER LEARNING that plumbers, fitters and welders on construction sites are striking in an effort to have certain travel allowances reinstated, poorly paid local man Craig Aherne has leapt to the defence of construction firm shareholders’ dividends.

“It’s this sort of ridiculous workshy union shite that has me really worried in the eventuality that I one day head up my own billion-dollar company,” said call centre worker Aherne, “I tell ya, it’s this sort of greed that’s ruining the country”.

Aherne, who is paid €12.71 an hour and has no idea he is entitled to additional pay for that extra half an hour he is told to work multiple times a week, decried the cute hoorism that is clearly at play with head-the-clouds tradespeople making the astonishing claim they should be paid to drive to work.

“Sure, some are saying the cost of living is still pinching and that, but what is striking to have travel allowances cut in 2008 reinstated going to achieve, other than more money for the workers?” a suspicious Aherne added, of commutes which are often in excess of two hours.

“And sure them lot are all cowboys, shoddy work,” explained Aherne, who has no direct experience of ever employing a trades person due to the fact he’s paid so little by his employers that the hope of him ever owning a home is so remote you can find it on Google Maps next to the volcanic island of Tristan Da Cunha in the South Atlantic Ocean.