“This Should Stop The Racism” Justice Minister Defends New Albino Only Migrant Plan

IN A bid to quell the racism in Ireland successfully festering with the help of social media and his own enthusiastic chasing of the racist vote, Justice Minister Jim O’Callaghan has announced a new clause for people looking to migrate here.

“The answer was staring me in the face this whole time, albino-only immigrants!” O’Callaghan said as he proudly presented several images of albino people from ethnically diverse populations around the globe.

Following recent reports that 9 out of 10 asylum seekers have been rejected under a new fast-track system which also results in a high number of successful appeals of those rejections because the Department is baselessly rejecting applicants to pad their stats, it is understood that skin colour boards ‘much like you see in paint shops’ are now being used to process claims.

“Look at this lad here. White as a ghost he is. He’s going to fit right in now wherever shithole we stick him in Ireland,” a smiling O’Callaghan told press before giving a thumbs up for several photographers.

Albinism is the congenital absence of melanin in people, resulting in “hair and skin being white” even if their parents are dark skinned, a loophole several anti-migration protestors were not keen on.

“How will we tell the foreigners from ourselves if they’re white and walking around the place amongst the rest of us?” asked one full-time campaigner on the anti-social site X last night.

“They’ll be the ones working in the jobs you refuse to do,” a reply later told him.