New ‘Little Mermaid’ Movie To Finally Answer Question Of What’s The Deal With Mermaid Genitalia

MOVIE FANS are queuing in their droves for the release of the live-action remake of The Little Mermaid, hoping against hope the Disney produced film provides a conclusive and definitive explanation as to the workings of mermaid anatomy. “Where is vag?” a comment from Indian YouTube user Arjun Sharma posted below the trailer for the… Read more »

“He Would Lock Me Into A Box And Make Me Perform Horrible Tasks While He Watched” Schofield Co-Workers Speak Out

FOLLOWING his dismissal from ITV’s This Morning show over a feud with co-host Holly Willoughby, more work colleagues have come forward about Phillip Schofield’s behaviour behind the scenes. “He said he’d stick his hand right up my backside,” former children’s TV co-star Gordon The Gopher recalled one horrifying incident when his usual puppeteer was out… Read more »

3 Times Vladimir Putin Absolutley Stole Pride

WHEN he’s not launching illegal invasions, interfering in foreign elections or simply destabalising the West, Russian President Vladamir Putin has been known for his carefully staged topless photoshoots while hunting for bears or fishing for sharks, but his little known pride appearances have no doubt slayed them all. Berlin 2014 You can call me Chechen… Read more »