PRINCE HARRY and Meghan Markle are making headlines again this time with news of a major deal with Netflix which will see the couple produce TV shows and films for the streaming giant. Always first for entertainment news, WWN has gained a sneak peak at some of the projects the couple are set to be… Read more »
HOSTILE working environments taking in assaults, racism, xenophobia, anti-semitism, homophobia, paedophilia, you name it, Hollywood is finally satisfied it has purged its industry of all bad apples several years after Time’s Up and MeToo movements emerged. After learning that three senior Ellen Show producers have resigned on foot of accusations of sexual misconduct, senior Hollywood… Read more »
SPEAKING from the fiery depths of hell, the dark lord Satan has broken his silence of the ongoing bullying allegations relating to chat show legend Ellen DeGeneres, stating that the 62-year-old was by far one of his kindest and caring friends. “You guys have heard of my buddy, Hitler, right? Well, Ellen is way nicer… Read more »
PLACING a damp cloth across his forehead and easing himself back down onto a nearby sofa, Waterford father Noel Garren (52) is yet to emerge from a dizzy spell brought about by watching the video for Cardi B’s new bop WAP aka ‘Wet Ass Pussy’. “No girls I’m alright, just a little unsteady on my… Read more »
ONE LA-based surgeon is glad to play a personal hand in aiding the recovery of entertainment industry titan Simon Cowell, who has been the subject of well wishes from around the world. While the world’s leading back surgeon never thought this day would come, Dr Clark Layton had played this exact scenario in his mind… Read more »
ALTHOUGH it came close on more than one occasion, the Bannigan family from Tipperary have managed to make it through the Covid-19 pandemic without creating a single horrific TikTok video where they lipsync, dance, or otherwise humiliate themselves. With the majority of households with kids of a TikTok age succumbed to pressures to produce a… Read more »
AVERTING its eyes from any concerning news reports about social media app TikTok, Ireland has already begun unfurling the red carpet to welcome the data harvesting company’s announcement of ‘some jobs’ for the country. “Yiz could be making your app out of the pulped remains of Uighurs for all we care, chuck us a few… Read more »
BRAVE teenager Mikey Sklopolski has been brought by the Make-A-Wish foundation to the Calabassas home of YouTube sensation Jake Paul, to fullfil his desire to ‘put that fucker’s jaw sideways’. Sklopolski, who is battling a rare and potentially fatal form of advanced testicular largeness, turned down the opportunity to meet John Cena or go to… Read more »
FOLLOWING reports of bullying from staff and producers of her hit daytime television talk show, Ellen Degeneres has made a heartfelt apology promising to crush their careers and make sure they’ll never work in the entertainment industry ever again. Stroking a terrified looking cat while addressing a camera from her home, an emotional DeGeneres pleaded… Read more »
Following the morally just and long-overdue banning of a tampon commercial from our airwaves thanks to the tireless work of 84 honest and decent God-fearing citizens, WWN turns to our resident conscience expert Bishop Cornelius Byle for advice on the subject. Good morning worshippers, and thank you to all who helped get this sick filth… Read more »
