Hollywood Confident That’s The Last Of The Bad Apples

HOSTILE working environments taking in assaults, racism, xenophobia, anti-semitism, homophobia, paedophilia, you name it, Hollywood is finally satisfied it has purged its industry of all bad apples several years after Time’s Up and MeToo movements emerged. After learning that three senior Ellen Show producers have resigned on foot of accusations of sexual misconduct, senior Hollywood… Read more »

“TikTok’s Dodgy Data Gathering & Links To Chinese Government Fine By Us” Confirms Ireland After Jobs Promise

AVERTING its eyes from any concerning news reports about social media app TikTok, Ireland has already begun unfurling the red carpet to welcome the data harvesting company’s announcement of ‘some jobs’ for the country. “Yiz could be making your app out of the pulped remains of Uighurs for all we care, chuck us a few… Read more »

“Shut The Fuck Up You Pieces Of Shit Or I’ll Crush You All” Ellen Makes Heartfelt Apology

FOLLOWING reports of bullying from staff and producers of her hit daytime television talk show, Ellen Degeneres has made a heartfelt apology promising to crush their careers and make sure they’ll never work in the entertainment industry ever again. Stroking a terrified looking cat while addressing a camera from her home, an emotional DeGeneres pleaded… Read more »

Tampons: Our Expert Answers Your Questions

Following the morally just and long-overdue banning of a tampon commercial from our airwaves thanks to the tireless work of 84 honest and decent God-fearing citizens, WWN turns to our resident conscience expert Bishop Cornelius Byle for advice on the subject.  Good morning worshippers, and thank you to all who helped get this sick filth… Read more »