“NOW just seems the motherfucking time for some discreet, polite communication in my roles and my life, aw shit ain’t that a motherfucker! I’ve done it again,” a frustrated Jackson explains as he reset his ‘it’s been X minutes since my last motherfucker’ timer back to zero. Evidently it’s early days but Jackson is confident… Read more »
VIEWERS watching the new season of Reeling In The Years last night were said to be left flabbergasted at how docile and subservient the Irish people once were, leaving many disappointed with how a generation dealt with the situation all round. “Imagine handing over your entire country to a handful of people to run it… Read more »
A CARLOW man living rough on the streets of Dublin is said to be ‘delighted’ having beaten off stiff competition from 8,300 people to be named the RTÉ Homeless Of The Year, WWN can report. Martin Harklin, 38, wowed the judges with his airy, off-Grafton Street location that he maintains in spotless condition, as well… Read more »
WITH the former Taoiseach’s new show ‘Iarnród Enda’ proving to be a runaway ratings smash for RTÉ, plans are underway to incorporate Enda Kenny into a number of new shows in 2022. WWN were able to get a sneak peek at the proposals being mulled over by the Mayo TD, and here’s what’s on the… Read more »
ONE LOCAL man has revealed a talent for scoffing at every single entrant into RTÉ’s popular ‘Home of the Year’ TV show, WWN can confirm. Whether it’s a restoration, modern build or one-off ambitious architectural feat powered by 100% carbon neutral notions, Eoin Neyland can’t stop himself from disparaging every home on the grounds of… Read more »
THE MCCARTON siblings are on high alert after the release of Lil Nas X’s new video for ‘Montero’ which features the Old Town Road artist giving Satan a lap dance. “We’ve made the mistake of showing Dad stuff like this and filming him for his ‘hilarious’ reactions. But they never end up being the ‘good… Read more »
CAUSING quite a stir and providing his show with a steady stream of reliably irate and outraged callers, self-styled radio ‘shock jock’ Ronan Cassin has done it again. His tried and tested method of making up any old shit, taking innocuous news stories out of context and presenting them like the straw that broke western… Read more »
A NEW government backed initiative has been launched in a bid to help women avoid the ignominy of dating men who label themselves ‘musicians’, WWN can reveal. “If I can help one person avoid dating a man who wears a beanie and insists on writing love songs about the woman he’s dating, I’ll know I’ve… Read more »
WWN’s preeminent armchair film critic Trevor Nolan rages at what must be the most disappointing, crowd-pleasing, box-ticking set of Oscar nomination since the Rochus Gliese controversy of 1929. “This day will live in infamy as the day the Academy finally outdid itself and topped the farce that was the 1929 awards. Nominees from movies I’ve… Read more »
DALKEY’S large population of native badgers, once endangered by the prospect of a 104-bedroom nursing home being built in the area have broken their silence to heap praise on neighbour and objector to the build Pat Kenny. “We owe him our lives, we plan on giving him the highest honour the badger community can bestow… Read more »
