HAVE you ever watched an erotic scene in a movie or on TV and wonder how the actors don’t get, shall we say, visibly aroused? If you’re sitting at home on your sofa and even you’re getting a boner, then how is the actor of Game Of Thrones managing to keep his sword down?! WWN… Read more »
MARKING the impending release of Top Gun sequel Maverick, local man Alan Geoghan is getting in the mood with some quality topless rough housing with his nearest and dearest heterosexual besties, WWN has learned. “I can think of no greater way to prepare for the masculine adrenaline rush that’ll come from watching Maverick than by… Read more »
YOU don’t have to go far to read up on the love life of high profile celebrity couples but ever now and they brief marriages, romances and hook ups go unreported by the tabloid press. Readers will be shocked to learn of those lesser heralded power couple hook ups of the past which occurred either… Read more »
“GOTHS…I regret to inform you all, are back” said an exhausted and terrified looking Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, the head of WHO, an organisation that wished the emergence of new Covid variants of concern and the spread of Monkeypox was the worst of it. “We don’t want to be here delivering this news and the… Read more »
CALLING it a pointless energy sapping exercise, local movie goer Elaine McLafflin has abandoned all hope of trying to make sense of the movie she’s currently in the cinema watching. “It’s not a total waste of time, I’ve popcorn, I’m in a comfy chair, there’s some attractive people on the screen but fuck me if… Read more »
THE ongoing defamation case Johnny Depp has taken against Amber Heard has proven less harrowing than some feared and has instead provided fertile fodder for many of 2022’s choicest memes and GIFs, the media is ecstatic to report. “Did you see the video that was just a picture of the shit Amber Heard took in… Read more »
A POLL among concert-goers has revealed a number of interesting statistics, pointing towards an audience of music lovers who still harbour respect and admiration for the performers they’ve followed since their youth, but who would also love if they’d keep the set list to just the classics. Among the 1,000 music fans who were polled:… Read more »
A LAST MINUTE cancellation of ITV’s ‘Love Island’ ratings behemoth has shocked dating show fans to their core, WWN can reveal. Despite the recent launch of a marketing campaign heralding the show’s imminent return production managers of the hit show confirmed the news in a statement earlier today revealing that the villa will be given… Read more »
Ireland have a record number of wins, although you’d never know it due to Irish people’s modest nature Eurovision hosts maintain their high energy through a combination of cocaine and more cocaine. The first Eurovision was a draw between Sweden and France and had to be decided by a duel to the death. The sound… Read more »
EARLY REVIEWS of the latest Sally Rooney adaptation ‘Conversations With Friends’ have been met with relief after they have confirmed there’s a good chunk of time dedicated to beautiful people riding, so you perverts will love it. “The drama has all the hallmarks of what made Normal People such a treasure… the riding,” confirmed an… Read more »
