DAVE FANNING, Ireland’s original Spotify and Shazam facilitator in the pre-streaming age has announced he is to depart 2FM after 40 years with the station. “Sure, these days you have curated playlists and suggested artists on various streaming service but this man was a walking, talking Discovery playlist, if it wasn’t for him I’d have… Read more »
HACKERS who have interrupted regular programming at Virgin Media TV have confirmed that they will undo the chaos they have wrought if the company give into their nefarious demands. “All 22 episodes, ads cut out. Hard copy DVD,” confirmed the hackers. A wave of relief reportedly washed over IT specialists at the broadcaster upon learning… Read more »
FANS of the number one Irish blockbuster film of the century have called for a total boycott of the BAFTAs after their favourite film didn’t even secure one single nomination or award, sending shockwaves through the film industry. Despite a good result for inferior Irish movies like ‘The Banshees of Inisherin’, the Michael Flatley masterpiece… Read more »
FANS of Una Healy all said the same thing after she stripped to her essentials, squatted down and started weaving strings of silk from her nether regions into a beautiful chrysalis and attaching herself to a large tree in county Tipperary. The 6-foot cocoon solidified unto the tree like cement as images appeared on Una’s… Read more »
NOW that U2 have officially booked his stand in for their Las Vegas residency, Larry Mullen Jr feels it is safe to confess to begging a doctor to write a fake cert stating the drummer needs time off for surgery. “It’s a glorified bingo hall only with less smoking, drinking and shagging, fuck that,” Mullen… Read more »
PUBLICISTS for actor Leonardo DiCaprio have denied the 48-year-old is dating a 19-year-old model, which at one day in length would make the rumoured romance one of DiCaprio’s longest relationships. Despite the denials issued to WWN Celebuzz, we have obtained leaked recordings of DiCaprio speaking enthusiastically with a close friend about a new and burgeoning… Read more »
MUSIC POWERHOUSE Beyoncé’s legacy lies in tatters after 37-year-old Waterford man Michael Cassidy expressed extreme confusion at the news the Renaissance singer now holds the record for most Grammy wins. “But that doesn’t make sense because I’ve said I think she’s not very good,” explained Cassidy, wondering if the Grammys will be in touch with… Read more »
INITIALLY completely opposed to an unoriginal, dull and samey song being played on the radio, local woman Rachel Hughes is finally beginning to see its merits after her regular radio station essentially brainwashed her. “It just wasn’t for me, it was very ‘meh’ but after some soul searching I realised I was wrong and that… Read more »
A WATERFORD teen has excitedly opened up about attending his first house party this weekend, although certain things that he has mention suggest that he’s under the impression that these sessions are the same as the ones he’s seen in movies like American Pie and the like. “Will they have their own red plastic cups… Read more »
