AUSTRALIA’S most famous export Neighbours is to end its near-40 year run on our television screens this week, and it’s not nearly soon enough for one protest group who claim the soap opera has done ‘irreparable damage’ to people’s perceptions of what a real neighbour should be. “For four decades we’ve been fed lies about… Read more »
INSPIRED by the re-romancing journey of Hollywood sweethearts Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, local woman Grainne Pautlin is now back with her ex, who is universally known by everyone close to Grainne as ‘that walking advertisement for celibacy’. “If Ben and Jen can reconnect and marry, I don’t see why I can’t make it work… Read more »
WITH the streaming giant shedding over a million subscribers in the last quarter alone the panic alarms are being sounded at Netflix HQ. The search for solutions is on and here at WWN we think several homegrown Irish shows could be the answer to revenue generating smash hits that dwarf the success experienced by Squid… Read more »
AN OVERHAUL of the Irish TV licence system which will transition to a broader ‘content consumption licence fee’ could see the charge extended to those who use any internet connected device to consume audio-visual content on, with huge implications for TikTok addicts. Struggling with the fact younger taxpayers are abandoning conventional TV viewing and content… Read more »
DESPITE NOT looking to project a cocky air, local man Keith Gaskill is fairly confident he’d be fucked clean out of the Love Island by security guards, mere minutes after entering the villa. “I’m just fully open about having one of those personalities, I’d be saying ‘check out this cunt’ but like as a term… Read more »
AFTER BEING confronted with an unfolding nascent breaking news story, local man Eoin Breeland has told friends he can’t volunteer an opinion until he has checked with Twitter first. “I appreciate you’ve given me the entire background relating to the news and that, the full context but I’m just going to shut my fucking mouth… Read more »
LOCAL man Christopher Kiernan can conclusively say that after having been dragged to see ‘Elvis’ in the cinema by his wife, that the 1997 Kit Kat ad featuring The King remains the most faithful adaptation on the life of the music sensation. “Tom Hanks was grand like, and I can see when the young ones… Read more »
A GROUP of botanists, environmentalists and zoologists have teamed up with a UK-based squad of junglists to discover why the once massive jungle has diminished so much over the last 30 years. “We’ve had to officially stop using the phrase ‘jungle is massive’, as it’s no longer factually correct” said Dr. Jon Stirling, also known… Read more »
THE notion that ‘love can survive anything’ took another bullet to the knee this week, after it was revealed that Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch are to divorce after 6 years of fairytale marriage. Dubbed ‘Earth’s sweethearts’ by the press, the once-inseparable pair cited irreconcilable differences as the main reason for their marriage falling apart,… Read more »
