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Outrage As Local Music Fan Wasn’t Consulted On Slane Headline Selection
THE MUSIC WORLD has criticised the lack of consultation done in the run up to announcing Luke Combs as the ... -
Spotify Founder Steps Down To Pursue Passion Of Killing People With AI Military Venture
SPOTIFY FOUNDER Daniel Ek is to step down from his position as CEO in order to follow his passion for ... -
AI ‘Actress’ Tilly Norwood Blacklisted After Refusing To Sleep With Hollywood Producer
THE ASCENDENT career of an AI generated ‘actress’ Tilly Norwood has come crashing down to Earth after its refusal to ... -
Justice Minister Outraged Prison Service Recruitment Drive Not Targeting Lucrative 55-85 RTÉ Demographic
MINISTER for Justice Jim O’Callaghan has voiced outrage after discovering that part of a Prison Service recruitment budget was spent ... -
Traitors Addict Finding Herself Scrutinising Work Colleagues, Family Members, Friends, Everyone
LOCKED into a chronic state of perpetual scrutiny, local woman and die-hard Traitors addict Shirley Holden has spent the morning ... -
Poll: Who Should We Not Send To The Eurovision Next Year?
WITH NATIONAL broadcaster RTÉ announcing that it will not participate in next year’s Eurovision if Israel participates in the competition, ... -
“I’d Cop The Traitors In Seconds” Man Tells Wife Who’s Cheating On Him With ...
LOCAL MAN STEPHEN Corr continues to lambast participants in the reality TV show The Traitors for their failure to root ... -
Man Who Made Clothes You Can’t Afford Dies
GIORGIO ARMANI, famous the world over with people who have never been able to afford his extortionately priced clothes, has ... -
Local Woman Going To Wait ‘Til Housemates Leave House To Watch ‘Wuthering Heights’ Trailer
EXPRESSING a desire to watch the trailer for the Jacob Elordi starring Wuthering Heights in a private, quiet setting for ... -
Could Staying In Your Tent In Electric Picnic Long After The Festival Is Over Be ...
BY NOW, if you’ve been in attendance at this year’s Electric Picnic, you’re hanging out your own hoop upside down ...









