Category: LIFESTYLE


How To Make The Most Of The Rain

AS MANY parts of the country see warm weather give way to the sort of sporadic rainfall the Department of Tourism never show on its shiny adverts promoting Ireland to tourists abroad, the Irish public has reluctantly rummaged around to find its rain jacket, wellies, cheap umbrella that always breaks, change of clothes and the… Read more »

Local Man Still Uneasy In Fanny Pad Aisle

DURING one of his ongoing therapy sessions, Waterford native Ulick Whelan has opened up about how he still gets a little restless and ‘icked out’ if he has to pass through the female sanitary product section of a supermarket while grocery shopping. Having already disclosed his uneasiness when passing the bra section of a Penneys… Read more »

“No One Brings Me Anywhere” Local Grandmother Claims

A COUNTY Waterford pensioner has come out with fresh revelations to complete strangers today in a bid to taint her immediate family as ‘narcissistic assholes’ who apparently never bring her anywhere, WWN can confirm. Gladys Joyce, a widow of 15 years, slammed her sons and daughters for never calling in for her when they’re going on family drives, stating ‘no one… Read more »