YOU may not have a partner, you may not be expecting a baby, but that doesn’t mean that you don’t have the perfect name picked out for when a little bundle of joy finally arrives at your door, however many years that may take. But wait, what’s this? Your friend you haven’t heard from in… Read more »
THE MOMENTARILY ICONIC advert by British supermarket chain Iceland featuring a young animated orangutan made its mark late last year and sparked the media into action, feeding the public’s desire for a high volume of articles on the issue of palm oil products for a week or two. Many members of the public were shocked… Read more »
AS MANY parts of the country see warm weather give way to the sort of sporadic rainfall the Department of Tourism never show on its shiny adverts promoting Ireland to tourists abroad, the Irish public has reluctantly rummaged around to find its rain jacket, wellies, cheap umbrella that always breaks, change of clothes and the… Read more »
ONE LOCAL Waterford community is questioning everything it felt it knew about the Kelley’s youngest Ainé after it emerged she’s really into the adventurous sexual practice of dogging. Lismore locals have confessed to not having Ainé (27), normally judged to be a fierce quiet individual who wouldn’t say boo to a ghost, down as the… Read more »
DURING one of his ongoing therapy sessions, Waterford native Ulick Whelan has opened up about how he still gets a little restless and ‘icked out’ if he has to pass through the female sanitary product section of a supermarket while grocery shopping. Having already disclosed his uneasiness when passing the bra section of a Penneys… Read more »
A COUNTY Waterford pensioner has come out with fresh revelations to complete strangers today in a bid to taint her immediate family as ‘narcissistic assholes’ who apparently never bring her anywhere, WWN can confirm. Gladys Joyce, a widow of 15 years, slammed her sons and daughters for never calling in for her when they’re going on family drives, stating ‘no one… Read more »
CHANGES made to popular mindfulness app Hey Hey Calm Down There will require users to not only update their app, but also subscribe to a premium package if they want to continue their course of meditation and not be such a fucking whinge-bag all the time. The app, made by Waterford-based tech company Hardkore, has millions of… Read more »
STRADDLING A variety of ethical lines that govern their strict vegan outlook, a group of leading vegan scientists have developed a cheese that cries out in agony when being consumed. As more people pledge to eat less meat, vegans have been faced the harder task of changing the minds of people who just can’t see… Read more »
DESPITE the cool blustery conditions synonymous with every Irish season, Limerick man Luke Walsh is determined to enjoy his half day off from work by sending colleagues a picture of a nice cold pint of wheat beer, but opting to leave out his ice cold set of testicles. Finishing early, Walsh set out on his gloating… Read more »
