You Know You’re On Holiday When…

HOLIDAY tropes such as ‘airport pints’ and ‘sure you couldn’t beat it’ pics by the pool have been given an overhaul to better reflect the state of vacationing in 2022, so please draw from the following list of cliches when travelling this summer. You know you’re on holiday… …when the price of renting a car… Read more »

Empty Red Wine Bottles Acting All Innocent On Kitchen Table Like They Didn’t Just Fuck You Six Ways To Sunday

INNOCENTLY towering over a red stained kitchen table laced with cigarette ash and cheese crumbs, several empty bottles of wine stood silently in unison like they didn’t just fuck you six ways to Sunday. “Whose idea was it to open a fourth bottle last night,” your dehydrated head asks rhetorically, before flashbacks confirmed it was… Read more »

Woman Still Hasn’t Mastered Walking AND Texting

STOPPING every so often to type a reply to her daughter’s latest message, Dorothy Parkins shuffled along through Waterford’s busy streets like something wound up and slowly losing it perpetual motion, much to the annoyance of fellow pedestrians. “I lamped into the back of her, not a warning in sight, some of these ones need… Read more »

Signs You’re A ‘Geriatric Millennial’

Read them and weep, you ancient sack of yesterday’s youth. The term geriatric millennial has being doing the rounds for over a year and you’re only just discovering it Okay boomer. Yearning for a simpler times When the internet was dial up and the relentless 24/7 nature of social media had yet to hit you… Read more »