“I’d Prefer The Death Penalty” Inmates React To Nathan Carter Prison Gig

INTERNATIONAL HUMAN RIGHTS organisations have called for an immediate investigation after a Nathan Carter charity gig which took place in Castlerea Prison a number of days ago saw inmates exposed to his music.

“Give me the death penalty over this,” remarked one prisoner, who was initially relieved that the prison warden had refused to allow inmates to attend the gig, tragically however the sound from gig reached their cells.

“Great, Wandsworth prisoners get the ride, and look at what we get?” remarked another prisoner, who tried to escape the prison during the gig by grabbing onto an airborne drone which is usually used to drop drugs into the prison.

“Fuck it, I kidnapped Shergar, I’m the Zodiac killer, what else do you need from me? Get the lethal injection into me,” added another inmate as the faint sounds of Wagon Wheel wafted into his cell.

The concert has served as a sobering reminder to many people of the harsh everyday realities of prison life and the fact crimes against music shamefully doesn’t carry a custodial sentence.

“Violent crime is already down 78% on Irish streets after word got around that if convicted you could have to endure Carter’s back catalogue,” one recidivism expert explained.