Category: WORLD NEWS

Trump Expected To Endorse Novichok As Covid Cure By End Of Day At The Latest

FOLLOWING condemnation from international leaders over Russia’s apparent poisoning of Putin critic Alexei Navalny with novichok, political experts fully expect US president Donald Trump to endorse the nerve agent as a Covid-19 cure for US citizens by the end of the day. “Chancellor Merkel said ‘this is a despicable and cowardly act – once again…. Read more »

“You Say Murderous White Supremacist Like It’s A Bad Thing”

SWIFTLY bringing an end to accusations that he is pursuing a right-wing racist agenda President Donald Trump put on-the-fence voters at ease by rushing to defend a 17-year-old accused of gunning down two protesters in Kenosha, Wisconsin. “You say ‘murderous white supremacist’ like it’s a bad thing” bristled a downright confused Trump, the lawlessness and… Read more »

Asteroid Not Man Enough To Have A Go At Earth, NASA Confirm

NASA scientists have tonight pressed the Earth’s forehead up against the barrel of an intergalactic proverbial gun and goaded whoever’s holding it to pull the trigger after a disappointing year full of near-misses from asteroids skimming past the earth, WWN can report. “If you have any stones whatsoever, then just do it!” screamed one NASA… Read more »

Trump Praises COBRA, Rita Repulsa, Dick Dastardly, Blofeld, Shredder & Emperor Palpatine In Speech

PRESIDENT Donald Trump has received criticism for seemingly endorsing the conspiracy theory movement known as Qanon, describing them as ‘people who love our country very much’. This is not the first time Trump has courted controversy for praising a movement which operates outside societal norms. Taking a look at similar incidents in the recent past,… Read more »

Confused Biden Peels ‘Everything Is Fine. Your Name Is Joe. You’re Running For President’ Note Off Fridge

REPEATING a daily routine that helps him become aware of his name, surroundings and his ongoing work, Democratic pick for the presidency Joe Biden peeled a series of informative post-it notes from his fridge and other appliances around his home. ‘Joe, you’re currently vastly overestimating the average intelligence of the American voter if you think… Read more »