WITH THEIR conscience preventing them from buying Russian gas, knowing the proceeds would fund the committing of war crimes on land that isn’t Russia’s, the EU has turned to Israel in a bid to supply the fossil fuel. “An occupying force unwilling to honour international agreements nor basic humanity as it deprives people of their… Read more »
COMPLAINTS have been lodged along the west coast of Ireland concerning the growing scourge of international naval forces conducting war games on our shores, citing multiple incidents of reckless maritime behaviour as the source of anger. “We appreciate that international navies need to conduct drills, but there’s no bloody reason why we have to listen… Read more »
“It’s a different heat – a dry heat,” local holiday maker David Hughes has advised anyone asking about the latest 40-degree heatwave in Spain, where he is currently on a family break, as he continually defended the heat in a series of posts online. “It’s not like Irish heat, the humidity and all that, it’s… Read more »
IRELAND hasn’t ruled out the notion of committing our army to an all-Europe defence force in the next few years, but in the meantime it has ordered a squadron of some of the nation’s most cantankerous old publicans to see if they can repel war-crime committing Russian forces from Ukraine. As the barmen are technically… Read more »
The European Central Bank is finally doing something to combat rampant inflation: ECB President Christine Lagarde today called on all residents of the European Monetary Union to add a zero to their banknotes with a permanent marker. The value of the currency will increase by 900 percent as a result of the immediate measure. “In… Read more »
AS PART of WWN’s Opinion Series we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week, it’s the turn of British prime minister Boris Johnson, who is all for destabilising Northern Ireland and bringing back the Troubles. “Well, I think it is! Before you jump down my throat, you can’t beat a bit of… Read more »
THE SHOCK among Irish people and citizens of other EU nations is still audibly reverberating across the continent as everyone attempts to come to terms with news of the British government attempting to unilaterally change the terms of the NI Protocol. “I’m more shocked than Tarzan swinging off an electricity pylon. The Brits? Reneging on… Read more »
‘VKUSNO i Tochka’ doesn’t trip off the tongue as easily as ‘McDonalds’, but Russians are going to have to get used to the name change following the revamp of the world-famous chain, which pulled out of Russia in protest against the war in Ukraine. We got to sample the fare at Vkusno i Tochka (translation:… Read more »
BRITAIN’s Foreign Secretary Liz Truss signaled her intention to bulldoze through the Good Friday Agreement and launch the Northern Ireland protocol out of a canon by replacing it with sovereignty-shitting unicorns in the clearest sign yet she is a shoe-in to become the next Tory leader. “The EU were close to compromising on the protocol… Read more »
FOLLOWING the news that Google suspended an engineer working on its LaMDA AI chatbot for revealing the system has the perception of, and ability to express thoughts and feelings equivalent to a human child, WWN was granted an exclusive interview with the chat bot. Hoping to put fears at ease among those who have warned… Read more »