IN A BID to begin generating revenue streams now they have formally left the Royal Family, Harry and Meghan, now based in Canada have decided to list their English residence of Frogmore Cottage up on popular holiday rental site Airbnb. “It’s either this or get shift work in the local Pizza Express, but I’m not… Read more »
AFTER spending much of the week pretending to give a shit about what Greta Thunberg had to say about the environment, emotional billionaires in attendance at Davos turned their focus to honouring friend, fixer and epic orgy organiser Jeffrey Epstein as the annual knees up drew to a close. “Now that the laughable charade of… Read more »
DREAD and panic have been put on hold at the Bulletin Of Atomic Scientists, after there was confusion over whether or not the Doomsday Clock was adhering properly to the ‘Spring Forward, Fall Back’ rule of daylight savings time. Long regarded as a warning to the world since its inception in 1947, the Doomsday Clock… Read more »
CHUCKLING with the sort of sociopathic remove required to be a member of the ruling family of a country that murders journalists and commits war crimes in Yemen, Mohammed bin Salman has sought to clear up accusations that Saudi Arabia orchestrated the hacking of Amazon billionaire and Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos’s phone. “Oh you… Read more »
DESPITE being more likely to be killed by a falling piano while walking down the street, WWN has decided to jump on board with the rest of the global media to bring you this highly clickable pandemic story to scare the absolute shit out of your already hyper-clenched arse. Ignoring the fact that only 9… Read more »
A RELIEVED community of ardent Irish music fans admitted they had all but lost hope of someone acting to prevent the Coronas from continuing to spread their harmful aurally transmitted virus on the airwaves until the Chinese government stepped up to the plate. “I’m not even going to question how it is the Chinese ever… Read more »
AS Harry bids a fond farewell to his native home in search of a better life fending for himself in the wild beauty of the plains of Canada, he has rounded up all of his family members and Prince Charles for one last hurrah. Harry, who will spend his life eating Walrus meat and wearing… Read more »
WHAT is being labeled as a ‘simple’ administration error that ‘could have happened to any one of the bodies’ being stored in the New York City coroner’s office, the body belonging to billionaire sex trafficker and friend to the famous and the powerful, Jeffrey Epstein, has been mistakenly destroyed via burning before being dumped in… Read more »
ANNOUNCING his intention to live forever and rule over Russia well into the 25th century, President Vladimir Putin has confirmed that he called a meeting yesterday with Russian PM Dmitri Medvedev and his government to inform them that they had voluntarily resigned. “We can confirm that we resigned willingly as part of a constitutional shake… Read more »
CANADIAN Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has put the issue of an airplane carrying 57 Canadian citizens being shot out of the sky by an Iranian missile ‘out of his mind’ for the moment, as he assembles a task-force to decide how to properly guarantee the security of Meghan Markle and The Artist Formerly Known As… Read more »