THE much anticipated summit in Geneva saw the two leaders weigh up who has done the most pernicious meddling in the affairs of other nations, with aides sadly confirming Putin and Biden could not come to an understanding. “Imagine we meddled in elections like they do? What would the world say?” scoffed Biden, leader of… Read more »
OUSTED Israeli premier Benjamin Netanyahu has relinquished control of his fleet of heavy construction equipment to the country’s new prime minister-elect Naftali Bennett, urging him to ‘take good care’ of the machines he used to demolish Palestinian homes during his 12-year reign. “Mind the JCB, she sticks a bit in third” said Netanyahu, who leaves… Read more »
IRELAND’S panicked Minister for Finance Paschal Donohoe has been frantically ringing world leaders attending the G7 summit in Cornwall in a bid to prevent a formal agreement on corporation tax, which could see the end to Ireland’s 12.5% rate. Having failed to avert the meeting going ahead with a fake bomb threat which saw a… Read more »
IN A sure sign that British PM Boris Johnson’s complete disregard for Northern Ireland and the Good Friday Agreement has not gone over well, US President Joe Biden has entered their much anticipated meeting ahead of the G7 summit in Cornwall to the unmistakable strains of Irish republican ballad ‘Come Out Ye Black & Tans’…. Read more »
MILLIONS of people worldwide were left unworried and unphased for a record amount of time yesterday following a global outage which forced many of the world’s leading news publications offline, WWN has learned. Anxiety levels were reported to be at a worrying all time low on June 8th as some of the planet’s most read… Read more »
BODY language experts have pointed out evidence that the confession of Roman Protasevich which aired on Belarusian TV yesterday may have been a forced one, prompting the detained journalist to beg them to ‘STFU’ and let him maybe breath fresh air again. Protasevich, who controversially forced a Ryanair flight to land so that he could… Read more »
FORMER ministerial aide Dominic Cummings has read out a litany of shocking revelations about his time at number 10, resulting in an unprecedented surge in popularity for both the Conservative government and PM Boris Johnson, wait hang on, that can’t be right, let us go again. Giving evidence to the Commons Health and Social Care… Read more »
THE PRISON guards who failed to watch over Jeffrey Epstein’s prison cell the night he hung himself, wink wink nudge nudge, have avoided a jail sentence and will instead be handed down a unique punishment. “Due to your plea deal struck with prosecutors, I hereby permit you to walk free to fall foul of an… Read more »
IN THE VACUUM created by an unfolding conflict, truth is often the first casualty. Anyone with an ounce of empathy will have watched the events occurring in Israel and Palestine Not A Recognised State and wept at the atrocities heaped on innocent Palestinians. WWN has partnered with Benjamin Netanyahu and his Likud Party to provide… Read more »
US PRESIDENT Joe Biden has condemned Israeli airstrikes on Palestinians civilians which has resulted in the deaths of children in the strongest possible terms by urging Israel to use its annual US military aid of $3.8bn for ‘nice things’ only. “When we gave you that military aid with no strings attached and our implicit support… Read more »