TRYING TO put a positive spin on being told once more in no uncertain terms that a trade deal with the US is impossible if he intends to trample all over the Good Friday Agreement, Boris Johnson has somehow declared being told to ‘fuck off’ a roaring success. “We are simpatico, at-one, two sides of… Read more »
US BORDER officials have confessed to being left profoundly inconvenienced by video of border patrolmen on horseback appearing to strike and intimidate migrants on the US-Mexico border. “We can only offer our deep felt irritation at the fact this was documented on camera for dissemination to the wider public,” shared Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, who was… Read more »
IN HIS MAIDEN speech to the UN as US president, Joe Biden confirmed that the US had hoped to change some hopes and changes while also stressing the need for peace in war zones while not ruling out some war in peace zones which the US historically diametrically opposes. Cobbled together from a mishmash of… Read more »
A RIVER of molten rock spewing from an active volcano, tinging the air for miles around with the acrid smell of sulphur and death appears to be no deterrent to some holidaymakers who still feel that heading to the stricken Canary Islands would be preferable to their usual September grind. “God I wish I was… Read more »
A NOTORIOUS Irish sex criminal dubbed the ‘kingpin of child abuse material’ has been sentenced to 27 years by a US court this week, prompting the Irish government to issue an appeal for more than 90% of the sentence to be written off due to the man’s Irish background. Eric Eoin Marques was extradited to… Read more »
PRIVATE investigators working for Buckingham Palace have called on the woman currently accusing Prince Andrew of sexual assault to fly to Paris and meet them there for a little chat, few drinks at The Ritz and a limo home, that kind of thing, WWN has learned. The call comes after a London High Court accepted… Read more »
“YOU, rotting in a cell for the next 30 years? That’s not what we’re after here. We’re after the big fish”, an FBI agent has told Prince Andrew today, pressure mounts both in relation to a civil case against him and the FBI investigation into Jeffrey Epstein. “We can make all this go away, but… Read more »
WHILE ordinary Americans somberly mark the 20th anniversary of heinous attacks which took place on September the 11th, American politicians will also come together in rare cross-party unity to mark their 20 years of failing to hold Saudi Arabia to account for its role in a terror attack that resulted in 6,000 injuries and 3,000… Read more »
EXHAUSTED by actually having to deal with the pressing issues that are having a direct and negative impact on their lives such as labour shortages, supply chain issues and tax rises on the everyone but the super rich, the UK has decided to cheer itself up with the warm familiar feeling it by being whipped… Read more »
IN SERIOUS need of reuniting with live music and all the buzz and thrills that go with it but you live in Ireland? WWN has enlisted the help of Sessioner-in-Chief Leo Varadkar, the Tánaiste and Minister for Enterprise, who dusted the festival cobwebs off at the weekend over in the UK. Here’s his essential guide… Read more »