HOPING to catch the attention of any passing crypto-obsessed investors on a hiding to nothing, the Bank of England has intervened in Liz Truss’ attempt to place the value of sterling at the bottom of the Mariana Trench with a novel idea. “By naming sterling ‘BritCoin’ we might just be able to instil more confidence… Read more »
“YOU try being on your own for two years swimming in circles around a bowl full of your own excrement being fed once every few days without being able to top yourself – I yearn every waking second for the sweet release of death,” local goldfish Charlie stated today. Ripped from an oxygenated pet shop… Read more »
“NO LIZ, we nominated you to run the country, not ruin it” A clear miscommunication has lead to recently installed British PM Liz Truss helping the pound achieve its lowest rate against the dollar in 37 years and the miscommunication certainly explains the eagerness of her Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng to give tax breaks to millionaires… Read more »
ITALY is taking its first steps towards a return to fascist-centric politics this week, as the political party ‘Fratelli D’Italia’ looks set to sweep the general election and put the country’s first far-right leader since the outbreak of WWII, despite how all that ended. Named after the evil family in The Goonies, Fratelli D’Italia and… Read more »
GERMANY may have solved that whole ‘we’re buying all of our fossil fuels from a maniacal despot’ problem this week, following an ‘energy security’ deal with the honest and upfront United Arab Emirates, WWN can confirm. The move should ease fears that the country, and by extent the whole of Europe, had become too reliant… Read more »
THOSE IN attendance at the weekend’s cost of living protest in Dublin may have felt it served as a clear message to those in power that everyone from families, low wage workers, students and small businesses are struggling and more must be done to help them. However, it appears this is way off the mark… Read more »
RELEASED images showing ballot papers handed out by Russian officials for today’s annexation referendum in Eastern Ukraine were found to have two ‘yes’ options, with a landslide victory for Vladimir Putin’s next landgrab expected. Voters flanked by armed Russian ‘voting assistant troops’ were ushered into designated polling stations at gunpoint, a measure aimed to ‘protect’… Read more »
WWN’s Bill Badbody narrated the Queen’s funeral earlier today and here are all the highlights.
WITH the funeral of Queen Elizabeth over, the people of Britain are mere hours away from being legally permitted to smile again. Smiling has, in the days since the monarch’s passing, been punishable with a prison sentence but now that the country’s lower classes have reached their ‘tears quota’ they will be permitted to smile… Read more »
A NUMBER of rumours and accusations have swirled online about possible direct role Meghan Markle played in the untimely and sudden passing of Britain’s 96-year-old Queen Elizabeth II. WWN is dedicated to informing readers through unbiased reporting and as always this publication has worked tireless to separate rumour from fact. Consulting thousands of articles the… Read more »