RESPONDING to the widespread outrage at the news that thousands of hamsters are to be culled due to a Covid-19 outbreak, Hong Kong authorities have set the record straight in a bid to temper outcry and opposition. “No, there’s been a misunderstanding we have taken the decision to cull the hamsters because they staged a… Read more »
WATERFORD man Noel MacKovic welcomed Australia’s latest invitation to backpackers in the form of waiving the €313 visa application fees for those arriving in Australia within the next 12 weeks, WWN reports. “I can’t wait to pick fruit with fellow countrymen and have some crack, boy,” Mr. MacKovic told WWN at his John’s Park home…. Read more »
FEARING that his ‘nobody told me the parties in 10 Downing St where against the rules I personally set up and repeatedly reminded the public to adhere to or else’ excuse wasn’t as airtight as he first thought, an even more frazzled than usual Boris Johnson, arse crack showing, has scaled to the top of… Read more »
DESPITE amassing 100,000 Russian troops on the border of Ukraine and continuing his passion project of debstabilising the West and undermining democracy everywhere, Vladimir Putin is held in high esteem by local father Eddie Kevlin who has labeled him ‘some man all the same’. “You wouldn’t mess with him though,” a chuckling Kevlin said to… Read more »
BRITISH MEDIA outlets have warned the British public that Boris Johnson is desperately trying to distract from ongoing scandals and not to fall for it while simultaneously facilitating the strategy by turning their attention to solely covering these clear and obvious distractions. “In a fairly obvious racist dog whistle the PM is now pushing for… Read more »
“SERIOUSLY, I don’t know how the hell I’ve docked hundreds of luxury yachts, I haven’t a clue what I’m doing,” Below Deck’s Captain Lee Rosbach tells WWN in an exclusive one-on-one interview, following on from the success of the hugely popular reality show. We caught up with Captain Lee in Monaco ahead of filming for… Read more »
AUSTRALIA’s Immigration Minister Alex Hawke has cancelled Novak Djokovic’s visa, sparking a fresh flood of controversy, laughter and memes. However, someone who is not laughing is diehard as-of-last-week Djokovic fan David Singley, who has never seen someone so thoroughly mistreated as he has the Serbian tennis great. “Look if you completely discount the fact he… Read more »
THE HOME of newly single Hollywood star Jason Momoa resembles the heavily militarised US diplomatic greenzone as police continue to struggle in their attempts to keep desperate single women from scaling the walls of his home. Some 106 officers have been pushing back thousands of women from attempting to enter the Aquaman stars home. Armed… Read more »
ANOTHER day, another revelation that the Tory party breached Covid restrictions set by themselves by attending a boozed-up shindig with little or no social distancing but this time, Prime Minister Boris Johnson isn’t having any of it. “Look, how many times must we do this. You say there was a party, when there was clearly… Read more »
A US man who received the world’s first pig heart transplant has thanked former British Prime Minister David Cameron for his well wishes but urged him that there is no need for all the flowers. Speaking from his recovery room at the University of Maryland Medical Centre, 57-year-old David Bennett said he was overwhelmed at… Read more »