Your View: What WWN Readers Say About Trump Assassination Attempt

A SHOCKING incidence of violence seemingly carried out by a lone shooter has plunged America into chaotic scenes, recriminations, calls for ‘revenge’ and a full investigation into security protocols.

Here in Ireland, WWN readers had their say on the attempted assassination of Donald Trump:

“He’s lucky he’s no Irish roots, with a Big Irish Head on him like Kennedy he’d have been fucked” – Sean Mallet, big Irish head syndrome sufferer.

“I’d say they would have had some sandwich spread at the funeral” – Mags Sheehan, wake attender.

“If I was him now, ear all mangled. I’d take up post-impressionist painting in the style of Van Gogh and leave it all behind” – Dale Kingston, artist.

“The cousin over in America saw the whole thing, he was the lad in the Kerry jersey in the background in the videos, he only gave the lad a lend of a ladder, how was he to know like” – John Bergin, cousin to an American cousin.

“You can tell that lad’s Call of Duty stats were something fierce abysmal” Fergal Townes, online gaming hobbyist.

“It’s time for the Secret Service to stop doing their training in Templemore” – Cian Heady, fight compilation videos compiler.

“Jaysus them security lads swarmed him like he was the last pint in Coppers at closing time” – Cormac Flaherty, pint man.

“I’m not surprised; the prices in Doonbeg are enough to drive customers to do something drastic” – Brendan Costigan, breakfast buffet technician.

“People shouldn’t lose sight of how serious this was, we nearly lost an actor from Home Alone 2” – Ciara O’Byrne.

“That’s why America is so mad, when we mercilessly bully lads in school here they just join the Guards. No harm done” Mark Boyle, former school bully.

“It’s Melania I feel sorry for, when you pay someone to do a job you expect them to do the job. I’m having the same issue with my plumber at the minute” – Carmel Canton, blocked toilet owner.