AN anti-vax, anti-mask, anti-lockdown, anti-abortion, anti-lefty bullshit protest group has gathered in Dublin today, around about the same time they normally do, shouting the same stuff, attracting roughly the same number of like-minded loopers as per usual. Eleven or so people, up from yesterday’s 8 or 9, formed a circle across from the Dáil and… Read more »
A DUBLIN couple could be earning up to 1,600 euro per month by renting out their son’s room, if only their son could afford 1,600 euro per month to rent a room elsewhere, WWN has learned. “It’s the bitterest of pills to swallow” sobbed Margaret Fallaghan, imagining how easy her life would be if she… Read more »
DENIS Villeneuve has announced that a sequel to his sci-fi epic Dune has been officially greenlit, which has assured Waterford man Alan Henning that he should keep schtum about how he felt the first movie was overlong, boring and at times laughably up it’s own hole. “The critics are calling Dune the best sci-fi movie… Read more »
OVERWHELMED by the fact that another similar looking vehicle was travelling the opposite way on a road in the same country of origin has sparked an uncontrollable headlight flashing frenzy on the M9 today, WWN can report. In what was meant to be just another casual haulage trip to Dublin, Waterford City truck driver Damien… Read more »
A CONCERNING report issued by the International Alliance of Beleaguered Girlfriends has confirmed that all measures must be taken and no option too drastic to rule out when it comes to preventing your boyfriend from shaving off his beard. “I thought ‘lol’, wouldn’t it be fun for him to be clean shaven, see what he… Read more »
REPEATING a pattern started by Enda Kenny when he returned from France after signing Ireland up to the Paris Climate Agreement to tell farmers ‘ah don’t worry we won’t actually do any of that shite’, the government has reminded farmers they’re too powerful and loud a voice in Irish politics for them to actually be… Read more »
ISRAEL is to divert some of the funding it receives from the United States away from its weaponry division and into its PR division, in a bid to ‘take the bad look’ away from what is doing to the Palestinian people. Although Israel had previously held a strong ‘don’t give a bollocks’ stance on international… Read more »
AN ‘ABSOLUTE fucking legend of a ma’n has defrauded the social welfare department of nearly €1mn over a 30-year period after claiming pension payments for his deceased parents, WWN is delighted to report. The man, who totally got one over on the government for once, was hailed as a hero among his peers and is… Read more »
WHILE some are apoplectic over the fact the government still has no legally binding regulations in place for the reopening of the entertainment and hospitality sectors they claim they were preparing for in advance, others think this constantly-evolving ‘tickets for nightclubs’ idea has some legs and could be applied to other areas of Irish life… Read more »
