HOMEOWNERS with CCTV, TikTok video makers, drone operators, dash cam car owners and council operated traffic cameras have all been called into action by Oakwood Golf Club member John Tynan as he seeks documentary evidence that he sank a beauty of a 40ft putt. Tynan, known among his golf buddies as useless at golf as… Read more »
HAVE you ever watched an erotic scene in a movie or on TV and wonder how the actors don’t get, shall we say, visibly aroused? If you’re sitting at home on your sofa and even you’re getting a boner, then how is the actor of Game Of Thrones managing to keep his sword down?! WWN… Read more »
IN WHAT is being described as an unabashedly selfless act, local man Noel Creenan signed off on a package for his neighbour who wasn’t in and is giving the package a safe haven until his neighbour arrives home from work. Sitting down to talk to WWN in his sitting room, Noel admits he still can’t… Read more »
IT gets earlier every year! Pride Month is just around the corner, and all eyes will be on your brand to make sure you’ve invested significant time and capital into driving LGBT consumers towards consideration of your products when making lifestyle choices and personal investments throughout Q3 and Q4. Is your brand Pride ready? It’s… Read more »
‘A LITTLE privacy when going to the toilet’ has topped the list of what dogs would like the most from the owners, with 78% of pooches polled stating that being watched while squatting for a poop ‘doesn’t make it come any faster, buddy’ in a ground-breaking new report published today. Other elements of human companionship… Read more »
A CAMPUS WIDE email has been issued by the Student Union warning students attending UCD next year to avoid Isolde Hegarty O’Dowd as the 2nd year arts student revealed she would be spending her summer in India, WWN can reveal. “She may claim she’s going over there to self-actualise on a yoga pilgrimage but really… Read more »
IT’S the moral dilemma that rears its head regularly; ethically speaking, could you countenance killing baby Hitler if you had the unique chance to go back in time and change one single detail of human history. And yet, for some people Roy Keane’s absence from the 2002 World Cup is of greater concern, and represents… Read more »
CAR hire costing up to €10,000 per week has joined the ranks of 8 euro pints and 12 euro paninis as one of the foremost rackets currently in place to separate tourists from their money. Other items list of eye-watering charges include: – Americans wishing to trace their family roots back to Ireland will now… Read more »
CONCERNS surrounding the accuracy and dependability of facial recognition software in law enforcement have been heeded by An Garda Síochána, who will forgo the emerging technology in favour of gardaí who ‘know a pup when they see one’. There had been calls from concerned parties over the effective ‘mass surveillance’ of the population that comes… Read more »
‘THE SAIPAN Incident’ has reached its 20th anniversary and what was once a one-day set of commemorations has expanded into a week long festival of festering and forlorn fury in order for the Irish economy to properly maximise tourism revenue. Here’s all the events taking place to mark Roy Keane’s controversial exit from the 2002… Read more »
