IN THE biggest grudge match since James Cordon vs some restaurant staff, Ghana and Uruguay …
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has promised to clamp down on disruptive climate awareness protests by organisations like Just Stop Oil, but in a bid to not appear totally heartless has assured activists that they will be stomped by police in the most sustainable way possible. “We’re investing millions in equipping our riot police with… Read more »
A CONTROVERSIAL new enclosure at Dublin Zoo has become the source of intense debate among the public, with many defending being given the chance to observe and study the social welfare recipient of the species just in time for the arrival of the Christmas bonus payment. “Some are already demanding its closure, but I quite… Read more »
THE BRITISH royal family remains embroiled in a damaging scandal which has left them defending their decision to renounce centuries of protocol and break from tradition by condemning racism. A reputation ruining incident has seen Prince William state that ‘racism has no place in our society’ after his godmother Lady Susan Hussey resigned from her… Read more »
GHANA have secured a big pre-kickoff victory after FIFA capitulated and gave into their demands which will ensure there won’t be a repeat the infamous Suarez handball when the sides last met in the 2010 World Cup quarter finals. “It may seem harsh to some, but we assure you Suarez’s arms will be kept on… Read more »
UNCONTROVERSIAL, even tempered and always tethered to reality Kanye West has finally, after many attempts, eclipsed the horrors of interrupting Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAS. “Personally I don’t think engaging in rampant antisemitism and declaring your adoration for Hitler is AS bad as ruining Taylor’s big moment, but we’re all entitled to our opinions,”… Read more »
“I’VE no idea what a sawn off doctor is but my aides insist this should be enough to have you all drooling at the mouth like attention-starved puppies,” explained EU Comission president Ursula von der Leyen her address to the Joint Houses of the Oireachtas. Mindful of the fact that substantive speeches heavy on detail… Read more »
JAPAN’S winning goal and the resulting controversy was the craziest thing to happen last night up until Kanye West stepped into Alex Jones’ studio for a chat. The football cliche has been updated to ‘you can actually write off the Germans’ after two consecutive group stage exits at the World Cup. With Spain taking the… Read more »
AS THE Court of Appeal begins hearing his case against his 2012 conviction for the murder of childcare worker Elaine O’Hara, the nation is stocking up on Gaviscon to combat the heartburn that Graham Dwyer walking free on a technicality would cause. The killer’s legal team will argue that the use of his mobile phone… Read more »
WWN is delighted to be paid a small fee to partner with the 11 local authorities in Ireland that failed to build a single house in 2022 to produce this uplifting guide on the hidden upsides of homelessness. The fresh air Not being tied down. A mortgage is like a milestone around the neck. Rent… Read more »
