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Parents Unwilling To Elaborate On Revelation ‘You Briefly Went Missing’ That One Time
“AH IT WAS a whole lot of bother over a whole lot of nothing,” offered your mother, failing to detail ... -
Children’s Hospital Completion Delayed As Snag List Storage Wing To Be Built
PLANS TO finally open the new National Children’s Hospital have been delayed once again following confirmation that a dedicated wing ... -
Kim Jong Un Offers To Fund LIV Golf
AS THE SAUDI government brought down the sword on the LIV golf tour, there were fears among the tour’s one ... -
Native American Excitement Short-Lived After Talks Of Stolen Property Being Returned To Indians
NATIVE American Gerald Runningwater said he had spent the better part of Wednesday evening in a state of optimism after ... -
“Dare I Say, You’ve Made A Right State Of Our Old Haunt” King Tells America
DESCRIBING the current state of the United States as “not entirely what we had in mind,” King Charles III used ... -
Céad Míle Slán: Ukrainians Had A Good Auld Stint In Fairness To Us
THE NATION collectively patted itself on the back today for its continued support of Ukrainian refugees before wishing them all ... -
Man On ‘Alpha Male Survival Course’ Surprised By Number Of Losers In Attendance
A LOCAL MAN on a weekend long ‘Alpha male course’ has expressed his dismay at the bizarre fact the course ... -
Dealz Security Guard Drafted In To Advise US Secret Service
A WATERFORD based Dealz security guard who never intervenes when someone is clearly stealing stock and appears deaf to the ... -
Car Bomb Attack So Pathetic & Cringe Inducing Even ‘New IRA’ Refusing To Claim Responsibility
EXPERTS estimate that the contest to decide what the cringiest thing in 2026 could have a winner in the form ...
