TWO of the world’s foremost experts in dressing up as ‘the loud obnoxious old women’ stereotype have come together for a cross-over movie that both parties are excited about, even if neither have really heard of each other. Believing that what the world needed more than anything else at this time was a movie featuring… Read more »
BILLIONAIRES amassing record wealth as 99% of the planet’s wealth stagnated or dropped, natural disasters wreaking havoc, impending wars, Covid or an endless parade of horrific violence, whatever news is currently giving you anxiety, accept this interruption: Don’t question how comfortable the dog was when this photo was taken, jeez, just enjoy it. Think of… Read more »
THERE have been widespread calls for an immediate rethinking of our relationship with dodgy pens which refuse to produce ink, as researchers reveal humans spend upwards of five years of their existence intensely scribbling blankly on pages in a hopeless effort to get pens to work. “For all our advancements in science – space flight,… Read more »
WATERFORD man Noel MacKovic welcomed Australia’s latest invitation to backpackers in the form of waiving the €313 visa application fees for those arriving in Australia within the next 12 weeks, WWN reports. “I can’t wait to pick fruit with fellow countrymen and have some crack, boy,” Mr. MacKovic told WWN at his John’s Park home…. Read more »
FEARING that his ‘nobody told me the parties in 10 Downing St where against the rules I personally set up and repeatedly reminded the public to adhere to or else’ excuse wasn’t as airtight as he first thought, an even more frazzled than usual Boris Johnson, arse crack showing, has scaled to the top of… Read more »
DESPITE amassing 100,000 Russian troops on the border of Ukraine and continuing his passion project of debstabilising the West and undermining democracy everywhere, Vladimir Putin is held in high esteem by local father Eddie Kevlin who has labeled him ‘some man all the same’. “You wouldn’t mess with him though,” a chuckling Kevlin said to… Read more »
THE government are considering easing restrictions at a meeting this weekend, following the news that the pandemic is mercifully over again for another while. Early closing hours and social distancing rules are all on the table at the meeting, following the news that the Omicron wave in Ireland appears to have peaked, and cases have… Read more »
BRITISH MEDIA outlets have warned the British public that Boris Johnson is desperately trying to distract from ongoing scandals and not to fall for it while simultaneously facilitating the strategy by turning their attention to solely covering these clear and obvious distractions. “In a fairly obvious racist dog whistle the PM is now pushing for… Read more »
UNDER THE false impression that the family home is now his because all his brothers and sisters have moved out, Niall Cantwell casually began redecorating in his head despite both parents still being alive and well. “If I knocked that wall out I’d have a nice open plan kitchen and living room with a huge… Read more »
