THE incoming test was set via a compromise between the most irate car drivers and stubborn cyclists Ireland has to offer, striking a balance what aspects of cycling must be mastered in order to gain a cycling licence. Here’s what to expect: In order to receive their licence, a cyclist will have to sit patiently… Read more »
JURORS at the ongoing Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident trial have asked for more frequent breaks so that they can go outside and get a breath of fresh air and not have to listen to any more absolute horse shit, WWN can report. “One incredibly rich person smacked into another quite rich person while engaging in… Read more »
ADMIRING the ample amount of shade at the base of the tree and its potential to obscure people’s view of anything placed underneath it, a quick-thinking PR professional has placed Kellie Harrington’s Off The Ball interview under the largest tree at the quietest Spar in the country. “That should do it, phew that was a… Read more »
IRELAND MAY have lost 1-0 to France but there were more positives to take than an STD clinic’s lab in-tray. Following an additional VAR review this morning, replays still have no idea how Mike Maignan kept out that Collins header. Kylian Mbappé apologised for missing the game last night. The PSG man denied skipping out… Read more »
SELLING a property to desperate would-be homeowners is usually the easiest part of the job for estate agent Clara Finnegan but one couple are reluctant to buy her claim that the area in which the €450,000 two-and-a-half-bed property they are viewing resides in is ‘up and coming’. “Is the crime scene tape always cordoning off… Read more »
“I CAN’T help but express my shock that a government, leaning ever-further to the right, that presides over a dehumanising apartheid could be so dismissive of our basic rights” voiced one incensed Israeli, just one of thousands taking part in protests against prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s attempts to overhaul the judiciary. “Giving the ruling party… Read more »
LET THERE be light! With the stretch back in the evenings you may be wondering how to fill the hours. Here’s WWN’s definitive guide for making the most of it, which so much to choose from it’s hard to know where to start: 1) Close the curtains. 2) Beat yourself up each and every evening… Read more »
IRELAND’S preferred method of protest remains the envy of European leaders, according to a survey carried out as actually-disruptive disruption continues in France and Germany. Germany’s public transport system is currently ground to a halt following dual strikes from bus and train operators, while in France officials have admitted that they’re not entirely sure why… Read more »
BUDDHIST followers around the world aren’t questioning the wisdom of the Dalai Lama, but have asked him to double and indeed triple-check if he’s 100% certain that Waterford gurrier Deco Price is really the reincarnated soul of one of their most revered spiritual leaders. “The young boy is… certainly not what we were expecting,” said… Read more »
