LOCAL RACISTS were relieved to discover ‘Jesus, you really can say anything these days’ provided you’re a Fine Gael candidate for the Wexford by-election as evidenced by the party’s ongoing support of Verona Murphy in the face of ignorant comments she made about refugees. “So how’s this work? I send my CV to Fine Gael,… Read more »
JOSE Mourinho is said to be looking forward to a season and a half of lucrative employment at Tottenham Hotspur, before his inevitable ignominious exit after lacklustre Premier League performances which he will blame on the team, the backroom staff and the club owners, WWN Sport can confirm. The 56-year-old manager jumped at the chance… Read more »
AS BLUSTERING continues over the identity of the party leader that ‘came out on top’ in ITV’s leaders’ debate between Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn, the British voting public was announced as the resounding loser. Pinpointing the exact moment the British electorate became the clear loser would require reviewing footage from any point over the… Read more »
WITH no laws currently in place to make it compulsory for people who work together to declare their ‘office romances’, it is as tricky as ever for people to tell which of their co-workers are doing it with each other. As such, WWN have compiled a list of things to watch out for, so that… Read more »
AFTER A recent spate of politicians being caught espousing racist rhetoric in social media posts, newspaper interviews and/or in the Dáil itself, the politicians involved have confirmed their carefully crafted groveling apologies are about as genuine as 4-striped runners with the word Adidose written on them. “I can’t tell you how sorry I am I… Read more »
AGGRESSIVELY beating his chest while proclaiming “you’re looking at an innocent man” the long, neverending nightmare for Donegal crooner Daniel O’Donnell continues. O’Donnell has yet again been forced to distance himself from the murder of rapper Tupac Shakur in September 1996 and Biggie Smalls in March 1997 after being hauled in for questioning once more… Read more »
THE ground-up redesign of the CGI Sonic The Hedgehog from the upcoming live-action movie based on the popular video game has gotten two thumbs up from Waterford adult Mark Green, a grown man. Green had reacted in horror after the first trailer for the 2020 kids movie was released earlier in the year featuring a… Read more »
DROVES of Irish fans have reported symptons closely associated with an ‘out of body experience’ following Ireland’s gallant on-the-front-foot performance against Denmark last night at the Aviva. “It was like I was above my body, not in it and I could see the Irish players doing utterly mad stuff like successfully passing to one another,”… Read more »
YET another visitor to the home of Waterford oddballs the O’Riordain family has fallen victim to the clan’s bizarre decision to not bother putting any form of locking mechanism on their bathroom door, WWN can confirm. Sean Walsh, 23, had dropped by to visit college pall William O’Riordain in his Tramore home earlier today, when… Read more »
FRESH from the superb third season of the critical hit that is Netflix’s regal drama ‘The Crown’ comes the news all streaming fans wanted to hear; season 4 has been given the green light with filming already under way. “The strained relationship between Princess Margaret and Queen Elizabeth II was further explored in season three,… Read more »
