AS the face of politics continues to change on a near-daily basis, you may find that your relatives and friends turn to you, a seasoned internet dweller, for explanations of terms such as ‘alt-right’, ‘ANTIFA’, and of course, ‘QAnon’. Let’s start there; how would you explain QAnon to someone who doesn’t spend their life engaging… Read more »
SICK of the same old predictable strolls around your area amid the Level 5 lockdown restrictions which mean you have to restrict yourself to within 5km of your home? Go insane passing the same roads, houses, lamposts and cars? You’re not alone. However, many Irish towns and villages are teeming with little known gems of… Read more »
LAST night’s RTÉ Investigates programme offered viewers a look into the lives of several rough sleepers in our nation’s capital, prompting an outpouring of emotion on social media that lasted until almost midnight. “Ah that’s terrible, God love them. Imagine being out in that weather on a night like tonight” sighed one viewer, before turning… Read more »
IRISH society has commended the Irish Catholic Church for the huge effort it exerted in lasting all of two days pretending to be contrite before reverting to its same old tactics and blaming everyone else. Fresh from a sullen faced ‘hand ups, we’re sorry’ apology late last week, Archbishop Eamon Martin quickly adopted the classic… Read more »
WITH the country set to miss out on its second St. Patrick’s Day festival in a row thanks to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, experts are warning that a reptilian army of snakes may be mobilising on the shores of Wales, waiting on their chance to retake the island of Ireland once again. “St. Patrick chased… Read more »
AS THE furore builds over the use of excess vaccines in hospitals before they expire, which is something you can’t in any way blame the HSE, Department of Health of the Minister for Health for, rumbles on hanging around the back of the Rotunda and the Coombe may be your best chance of securing the… Read more »
FRONTLINE health workers across the country have today kindly asked the government, HSE, anyone at all, to stick their claps up their holes and actually get them some proper fucking help, stat! “We appreciate all the praise, the contributions, free take aways, claps, all that stuff; but we’re stretched beyond capacity here due to poor… Read more »
SPEAKING at a ferocious rate of knots and looking like they haven’t slept in days, one local Liverpool fan is putting the final touches to his 12,000 page dossier which suggests were it not for a plot against his club they would be 40 points clear at the top of the table. “The ref blew… Read more »
A NEW opinion poll which showed Sinn Féin as the number one political party in Ireland has caused Tánaiste Leo Varadkar to become so angry he almost kicked one of the peacocks on his grounds to death, WWN can reveal. “Get me the spin team, tell them I want an article about how the mutant… Read more »
FORMER EU Agriculture and Rural Development Commissioner Phil Hogan has quickly stepped in to offer his services following news Justice Minister Helen McEntee is to take something called ‘maternity leave’, which is apparently time off work in lieu of giving birth to a baby human, WWN has learned. Skulking around outside Leinster House, Mr. Hogan,… Read more »
