THE MOST compelling and dramatic episode in recent human history requires a rare acting gravitas that is deeply in tune with celebrity feuding, or at least this is how Netflix executives view things as the streaming giant greenlit a Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie 60-episode drama series detailing the explosive Colleen Rooney/Rebekah Vardy saga in all its… Read more »
PUB INDUSTRY leaders have pushed for further concessions in how they operate upon reopening and have proposed making up for lost revenue by easing the public back into pub life and allowing for week-long sessions and lock-ins. “We’ll already be feeding them their €9 breakfast, lunch and dinner. Lay a bit of straw on the… Read more »
A LEAKED document between the key members of the government and the National Public Health Emergency Team has outlined plans to get as many people back to work as quickly and as safely as possible, in an effort to avoid what is being described as ‘the mother and father of all economic hidings’, WWN has… Read more »
WITH new research carried out by the Oireachtas research unit suggesting that the introduction of a universal, public childcare scheme would be beneficial for working parents looking for universal, public childcare, WWN is on hand to answer all of your current questions relating to what to do with your children while waiting for the government… Read more »
THERE was a moment of panic for world tennis number 1 Novac Djokovic today after being informed that he had tested positive, followed by immediate relief when he learned that it was only for Coronavirus. Djokovic received his diagnosis midway through his own tennis tournament which drew crowds of thousands and had been criticised for… Read more »
FAILING TO adequately explain and articulate his feelings, one local man stood by his assertion that the drop in people testing positive for Covid-19 in Ireland had left him ‘a bit sad’, WWN can reveal. “I dunno, I kinda found all the doom and gloom of it, the existential dread it brought on kind of… Read more »
HISTORIANS and art enthusiasts alike have called for more action over an ever growing trend in statue defilement today after protesters tore down and permanently damaged Michelangelo’s David over what they claim is ‘harmful’ stereotypes about white men’s penis size, WWN can confirm. Last night, dozens of caucasian men descended on the Galleria dell’Accademia in… Read more »
AS THE Green Party were being roundly mocked for having Hulk actor and activist Mark Ruffalo participate in a Zoom call with the party, urging members to back the coalition programme for government, Fianna Fáil members were also busy on Zoom hearing from a famous name in the world of villainy. Worried Fianna Fáil party… Read more »
AS HE AWAITS the members of Fianna Fáil, Fine Gael and the Green Party to vote and rubber stamp entering into a three-way coalition government, Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin is to spend the morning in a trance like state saying ‘Taoiseach Martin’ in a variety of tones and intonations, over and over again. “T’seach… Read more »
