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Public Calls For Better Warning System Following Yet Another Surprise Ed Sheeran Gig
“IT’S just not fair on anyone. There needs to be better warning systems in place before he strikes again.” Thousands ... -
Haughey, Ahern, Gaddafi: The Full List Of Politicians Coached By Ivan Yates
WITH ongoing revelations into the nature of Ivan Yates’ professional relationship with Fianna Fáil politicians emerging, WWN’s team of investigators ... -
“I’m Evolving” Says Man Who Narrowly Swerved Out Of Bullshit Argument With Girlfriend
A LOCAL WATERFORD man has called on the world’s leading neurologists to study him after he observed himself evolving before ... -
Meet The Former Socialist Radicalised By Monopoly
“EVERYTHING equitable and fair, it’s how I was raised. That property could form a part of an asset class is ... -
Man Who Died ‘Named Nationally’ In News First
A LOCAL man who died in an accident yesterday has shattered long-standing tradition by becoming the first person in Irish ... -
Over 400 Million Litres Of Milk Spilled On Tables Every Year Due To Stupid Fucking ...
DECANTING milk from specially designed milk jugs that are incapable of the job see as many as 400 million litres ... -
Andrew To Hit Jesus Up For Some Saving
REALISING his only remaining route as an outed sex offender, Andrew Windsor has reportedly decided to go down the Jesus ... -
“You Have That Glow About You” Coworkers Lie To Exhausted Looking Pregnant Woman
A LOCAL PREGNANT woman has confirmed that while she appreciates the gesture, her coworkers can stop telling her she has ... -
EU Called On To Extend CAP Funding To Struggling Bot Farms
A EUROPEAN UNION funding mechanism which distributes funding to farmers for food production and rural development is facing calls for ...
