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“Sorry, I Butt-Dialled The Emergency Shutdown Code” Microsoft CEO
MICROSOFT CEO Satya Nadella has apologised profusely today after apparently butt-dialling the company’s emergency shutdown code this morning sparking mayhem ... -
“Right, Rush Hour! Time To Move My Entire Herd Of Cows Across The Road” Decides ...
REALISING it’s 8:40am on a weekday, local farmer Paddy Walsh almost forgot to delay commuters for twenty minutes on their ... -
Sudden Drought Of Irish Influencers Posting Dubai Holiday Photos Continues
WITH no clear motivation or reasoning evident, Irish influencers who have been bombarding your feeds in recent years with gushing ... -
Poll: Would You Reelect Ursula Von Der Leyen As EU Commission President?
URSULA VON DER LEYEN has been reelected EU Commission President, with it looking likely all four Fine Gael MEPs voting ... -
Shocking REAL Reason Maya Jama & Stormzy Called It Quits
THE DEATH of Muhammed Bhar a 24-year-old Palestinian man with Down’s syndrome, savaged by an IDF combat dog and left ... -
McIlroy Pictured Using Golf’s First AI Putter During British Open
LAUNCHING his latest attempt to break his major drought, Rory McIlroy has made some noticeable changes to his putting game ... -
Campaign Setback As Biden Tests Positive For The Plague
ONCE thought to be a disease of the past, doctors have confirmed US President Joe Biden’s run of bad luck ... -
Harris and Starmer ‘Relationship Reset’ Postponed After Post-Pint Fight Outside Chipper
WITH photographs of the Irish and British PMs flooding newspapers today promising a new relationship reset between the two nations, ... -
More Good News: Hotels Housing Asylum Seekers Investigated For Fraud
REPORTS that forensic accountants have been hired to investigate ‘significant fraud’ by some hotels housing asylum seekers should be the ... -
Highly Intelligent Man Threatens To Kill Leader Of Political Party With Historic Links To IRA
A MAN believed to operating on an intellectual level mere mortals could only ever dream of has taken to social ...