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Local By-Election Candidate Has Unique Amnesia Condition Where He Forgets To Mention He’s Fine Gael
A LOCAL by-election candidate in Dublin Central has been diagnosed with what some experts believe to be the rarest form ... -
The Sweatiest, Shakiest Looks From This Year’s ‘Ket Gala’
IT’S THE highlight of the social calendar and dominates the media landscape, the much-anticipated Ket Gala took place last night ... -
“Did Someone Say Nuclear Power Plant?” Ask BAM
BAM CONSTRUCTION are the early favourites to put forth a winning bid for any potential nuclear power plant built on ... -
Parents Unwilling To Elaborate On Revelation ‘You Briefly Went Missing’ That One Time
“AH IT WAS a whole lot of bother over a whole lot of nothing,” offered your mother, failing to detail ... -
Children’s Hospital Completion Delayed As Snag List Storage Wing To Be Built
PLANS TO finally open the new National Children’s Hospital have been delayed once again following confirmation that a dedicated wing ... -
Kim Jong Un Offers To Fund LIV Golf
AS THE SAUDI government brought down the sword on the LIV golf tour, there were fears among the tour’s one ... -
Native American Excitement Short-Lived After Talks Of Stolen Property Being Returned To Indians
NATIVE American Gerald Runningwater said he had spent the better part of Wednesday evening in a state of optimism after ... -
“Dare I Say, You’ve Made A Right State Of Our Old Haunt” King Tells America
DESCRIBING the current state of the United States as “not entirely what we had in mind,” King Charles III used ... -
Céad Míle Slán: Ukrainians Had A Good Auld Stint In Fairness To Us
THE NATION collectively patted itself on the back today for its continued support of Ukrainian refugees before wishing them all ...
