OPPOSITION TDs in the Dáil have labeled the coalition government ‘spineless’ after it cynically voted down yet another motion tabled by rival parties, on this occasion voting against sending a stern message to the Russian embassy by doing a knick-knack. “Cowardice and hypocrisy is what it is,” went the incredulous reaction from Sinn Féin leader… Read more »
DANCING to music that wasn’t playing and smoking an imagined cigarette no one gave him, 19-year-old sessioner Niall Clatten is being urged to ‘take it easy’ by concerned friends. “This is the thing, you can take the partying when you’re younger. The body’s a curious thing – it recovers,” said Clatten with a voice of… Read more »
BELIEVE ME I wish this article was ‘it’ but the day completely got away from me so this definitely isn’t the one thing you need to read today. Honestly, I had every intention of writing something relevant, shocking, zeitgeisty say like ‘Why The Movie Clueless Forms The Bedrock Of Millennials’ Desire For Doomed Romance’ or… Read more »
BRITISH people under the impression that they’ve been on the receiving end of some classic good-natured slagging from the Irish down through the years have been informed that this is not the case and that Irish people do in fact hate their stinking guts, WWN can confirm. “By and large when the Irish call you… Read more »
Ireland have a record number of wins, although you’d never know it due to Irish people’s modest nature Eurovision hosts maintain their high energy through a combination of cocaine and more cocaine. The first Eurovision was a draw between Sweden and France and had to be decided by a duel to the death. The sound… Read more »
WHAT WAS proving to be a nice evening with friends and a few pints has taken a turn for the worse now local man Aaron Gannigan is once again, unprompted, divulging stories which explain the high volume of tattoos he has gotten over the years. “And this one is a special one it’s for John,… Read more »
EARLY REVIEWS of the latest Sally Rooney adaptation ‘Conversations With Friends’ have been met with relief after they have confirmed there’s a good chunk of time dedicated to beautiful people riding, so you perverts will love it. “The drama has all the hallmarks of what made Normal People such a treasure… the riding,” confirmed an… Read more »
FLYING off the handle in a fit of rage, the Irish nation has threatened the Eurovision with audiovisual terrorism by pledging to once again send Dustin the Turkey as a Eurovision entry if they insist on getting Irish people’s hopes up every year only to humiliate them. “Do you want a Dustin? Because not letting… Read more »
AN EXCITABLE Dublin family feel newly bonded after all getting involved in an online viral challenge sparked by Tánaiste Leo Varadkar. “It was the kids who heard about it, said everyone was talking about. So we decided to take a picture of our fridge too – it was one less thing they’d miss out on,… Read more »
THE HSE were quick to put on record their immense debt of gratitude for its nurses on International Nurses Day, WWN can reveal. “On this International Nurses Day it would be wrong of us not to point out Skyscanner probably has decent prices for flights to the UK, Australia and beyond if you don’t want… Read more »
