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Momentary Concern From Voters For Care Workers To Disappear By Time They Vote On Friday
EXPERTS WHO have closely observed the Irish electorate for decades are warning that this sudden, intense and emotional outpouring of ... -
Power Supply To Fine Gael’s ‘New Energy’ Cut After Missing Payments
THE COMPANY supplying Fine Gael’s much vaunted new energy has had to cut the party off after it failed to ... -
What Michael O’Leary & Paschal Donohoe Talked About During Undisclosed Dinner
THE USUAL hysterical begrudgers have reacted negatively to the news Fine Gael’s Paschal Donohoe had an undeclared meeting, not included ... -
Coworker Who Loves Corrupt Authoritarians Not In Best Form Today
AS MUCH as workers at Phalanx Transport Solutions try to cheer up their colleague Martin Calligan, the corrupt authoritarian mega ... -
Trump’s Hope Of Assembling Sex Offenders Dream Team In Jeopardy
DONALD TRUMP’S dream plan to hire a record number of administration officials that can’t be within 500 metres of a ... -
Met Éireann Christen Latest Storm In River Shannon
“I NAME thee Storm Bert,” exclaimed local priest Fr. Tommy Maher on the banks of the river Shannan as he ... -
Man Can’t Even Murder 50k People Without Risking Arrest Thanks To Woke ICC
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU has decried his unfair treatment at the hands of the International Criminal Court, claiming the issuing of his ... -
Irish Parties Making Spending Commitments Like Broke Drunk Person Buying Rounds For Strangers In Pub
ECONOMISTS fearful of Ireland being exposed to international financial trends and an incoming Trump administration have warned that Irish political ... -
World’s Largest Terrorist Organisation Continues Daily Bombings Unabated
NEWS organisations around the world are again reporting today that the world’s current largest terrorist organisation has bombed multiple locations ... -
What’s In Sinn Féin’s Manifesto According To Fine Gael
JUST UNVEILED this morning, Sinn Féin’s manifesto will be of interest to a great many voters weighing up their options ...