WITH growing evidence that the vast majority of patrons at hospitality venues, pubs and restaurants have rarely if ever been asked to show their Covid vaccination certs to gain entry to indoor dining and services, a greater spotlight is being placed on those tasked with ensuring businesses are complying with the guidelines. After weeks of… Read more »
CREDIT where credit is due, the calm and collected response from many avid nationalists to the staging of an event marking the partition of Northern Ireland has allayed the fears of many who thought the process of a potential reunification would not be far from a utopian cakewalk. “Dirty west Brit scum politicians, we see… Read more »
“HE SAID fucking what?” panicked frontline staff said after learning the Taoiseach has emphasised the role common sense will play in guidance as restrictions are lifted on nightclubs and the hospitality sector. Already near 100% ICU capacity amid a rise in cases, staff shortages and burnout, the very last thing healthcare staff wanted to hear… Read more »
COMFORTED by family members who insist he is much stronger than he gives himself credit for, Waterford man Tom Hafford remains a shell of his former self after a neighbour parked outside Hafford’s house in the very spot he usually parks his own car. “It’s man’s inhumanity to man, it’s just evil,” Hafford said to… Read more »
RUMOURS in tech circles suggest Facebook is planning a name change imminently. Sources well placed within the trusted circle of the company’s CEO Mark Zuckerberg have leaked a number of the names being reconsidered in a rebrand that if successful, will make the public forget about the 1,345 weekly scandals englufing the social network. While… Read more »
AFTER a school principal in Wexford sounded the alarm and laid bare the flaws in the HSE’s guidance system and how lacking supports have been for improving ventilation and Co2 monitors in their school, Dept of Education officials working from home have confirmed teachers will do anything for a day off. “You’re only looking for… Read more »
THE DUP have confirmed that while the Queen’s reasoning for not attending an Northern Ireland centenary event on ‘medical grounds’ is understandable Unionists will need a copy of the sick cert, WWN has learned. “She better have a proper ailment and not just some old person thing like ‘exhausted bones’ or ‘crown wearing fatigue’, there… Read more »
NO legal action will be taken against those responsible for over a dozen deaths arising from a Waterford e-scooter jousting tournament, as there is no rule in law forbidding such activity, the government has admitted today. The deaths, which include kids as young as 11 and as old as 15, occurred during a contest to… Read more »
WHILE the change to restrictions remains a muddled incoherent mess which keeps the 30,000 people employed in the entertainment industry on the edge of constant breakdown, one bright spot to emerge is the news that nightclubs will be back open from the 22nd of October. As the Taoiseach said yesterday ‘what traditionally happens in a… Read more »
AMERICAN rapper, songwriter, media personality, actor and businessman, Snoop Dogg has turned 350-years-old today, WWN reports. Mr. Dogg, who is the best boy so he is, is expected to spend his birthday surrounded by his bitch and litter of four children before attending his 350th bash in California with his pack. “Bow-wow-wow, yippie-yo, yippie-yay,” Snoop… Read more »
