DUP Demands To See The Queen’s Doctors Cert

THE DUP have confirmed that while the Queen’s reasoning for not attending an Northern Ireland centenary event on ‘medical grounds’ is understandable Unionists will need a copy of the sick cert, WWN has learned. “She better have a proper ailment and not just some old person thing like ‘exhausted bones’ or ‘crown wearing fatigue’, there… Read more »

Snoop Dogg Celebrates His 350th Birthday Today

AMERICAN rapper, songwriter, media personality, actor and businessman, Snoop Dogg has turned 350-years-old today, WWN reports. Mr. Dogg, who is the best boy so he is, is expected to spend his birthday surrounded by his bitch and litter of four children before attending his 350th bash in California with his pack. “Bow-wow-wow, yippie-yo, yippie-yay,” Snoop… Read more »