A LAST MINUTE potential stumbling block to US states overturning Roe V Wade on foot of a leaked Supreme Court opinion has been identified by a large number of US Republicans, WWN understands. “Before we take steps to outlaw abortion, criminalise the taking of the morning after pill, any of that great stuff, we’re just… Read more »
FEARS are in no way growing for the fate of US military aid to Israel in the wake of its forces killing Al Jazeera journalist Shireen Abu Aqla, WWN understands. With calls for a formal investigation, a push for UN inquiry and serious condemnation from western leaders, experts expect that all to be ignored and… Read more »
A REBOOT of the Jennifer Lawrence starring mega franchise is set to take place entirely inside Ireland’s rental market. Hollywood location managers were drawn to Ireland after hearing there’s just 851 rental properties currently available across Ireland amid an 11% rise in rent prices, the perfect backdrop for the oppressed masses forced into dystopian fights… Read more »
AFTER receiving a 1,700 page first draft from U2 frontman Bono, the publishers of his forthcoming autobiography have finally managed to whittle the tome down to a ‘more manageable’ 567 pages, set to hit bookshelves on the 1st November. We’ve had a leaf through the book on Bono’s insistence, and feel we should print a… Read more »
THE government has spun it’s ‘big wheel o’ apologies’ and landed on ‘illegal birth registrations’, the fancy new term that it has coined for the practice of the Catholic Church selling babies to wealthy families and doctoring the paperwork to make everything seem legit and the State turning an ignorant eye. As such, the Minister… Read more »
BEWILDERED and full of questions, an immeasurable number of White House interns and aides have been dumped off Lockheed C-5 Galaxy military transport planes and left on Kyiv airport tarmac in what is perhaps the biggest blunder of Joe Biden’s presidency yet. Biden, having secured support from lawmakers for a $40 billion aid package to… Read more »
CHEST PUFFED out and his lungs expelling every morsel of energy they can muster, local misty-eyed father Martin O’Conaty is yet again lost in a fog of heart wrenching nostalgia and ennui as he belts out Eurovision classic Rock ‘n’ Roll Kids, WWN has learned. “Honestly, whenever that comes on the radio you’re best leaving… Read more »
THERE’S no way in the wide earthly world that the Eurovision song contest can be enjoyed sober, so here’s a handy drinking game to help you through hour after hour of what is often referred to as ‘musical hell’. Choose your alcohol of choice, and then take: 1 drink – Every time a saxophone solo… Read more »
AWARE of the public’s complete apathy when it comes to protesting, the coalition government is set to plow on with a deal which will see the running of the €1bn National Maternity Hospital subject to the whims of the Catholic Church. “Do as many incredulous social media posts you like, as long as you’re not… Read more »
THE MOST anticipated movie sequel of 2010 is set for release in December 2022 prompting cinema goers to begin forming queues for whatever other movies will be showing at the same time. WWN tracked down the very last person to show a passing interest in Avatar, local man David Realton. “Avatal? No, Avatar! Jesus, I… Read more »
