This Man Stopped Walking Head First Into Clear Glass Doors With This One Simple Trick

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SETTING ‘walking into clear glass doors’ records in the last 12 months, one Irish man has finally figured out a genius hack to avoiding mild-to-heavy concussion and is ready to share that hack with the world.

“I was maybe on an average of one-a-week when it came to smashing my face, far from ideal,” explains 32-year-old Ryan O’Dea to WWN, whose face has at this point taken more punishment than Tyson Fury’s punchbag.

Failing to see pristine and clean glass doors for what they were had become so routine for O’Dea he was no longer embarrassed if there were witnesses, and didn’t feel the need to scuttle off in a panic waiting for the world to swallow him up.

“I can’t believe no one’s cracked this problem before me, and all it took was cracking my face on some of the most punishingly sturdy clear glass doors humanity’s ever seen,” offered O’Dea, who didn’t quite see them.

“So apparently there’s this mad place you can go and they give you a test. For your eyes like, Specsavers, and then if you can’t do their little word search alphabet thing perfectly, they give you these things called ‘glasses’. Ironic, isn’t it, the thing that’s stopping me from face-planting into glass is also made of glass?” marveled O’Dea.

The reaction to O’Dea’s incredible trick, getting an eye test, has been received well by those closest to him.

“We’ve been telling him for years he probably needs glasses, not like it’s a big deal and we can finally add him to the ‘refined gentlemen who wear glasses’ group chat we have now,” shared O’Dea’s friend, Liam Hannon.

You can book your eye test at Specsavers.ie

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