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New Range Of Fartless Cattle Launched To Cut CO2 Emissions
A NEW range of cattle genetically incapable of emitting gas has been launched as part of a sweeping EU directive ... -
This Man Stopped Walking Head First Into Clear Glass Doors With This One Simple Trick
SETTING ‘walking into clear glass doors’ records in the last 12 months, one Irish man has finally figured out a ... -
Things Keir Starmer Is Less Popular Than
BELEAGUERED British PM Keir Starmer remains in place, clinging onto power before his inevitable demise. With popular party rival and ... -
“Foreign Nationals Don’t Integrate” Confirms Man Who Opposes Every Form Of Integration
A LOCAL man who is putting all of his efforts into opposing foreign nationals from attending schools, sports and pageants ... -
“Did Someone Say Nuclear Power Plant?” Ask BAM
BAM CONSTRUCTION are the early favourites to put forth a winning bid for any potential nuclear power plant built on ... -
Céad Míle Slán: Ukrainians Had A Good Auld Stint In Fairness To Us
THE NATION collectively patted itself on the back today for its continued support of Ukrainian refugees before wishing them all ... -
“Bitch, Take My Name Out Of Your Mouth”: Jesus Issues Rebuttal To Trump, Vance
JESUS CHRIST, Son of the Almighty, has waded into the dispute between the Trump administration and the Catholic Church, warning ... -
“It May Take Men Another 50 Years To Get Around To Reading It” Report On ...
THE LONG overdue first full mapping of the network of clitoral nerves has been hailed by women’s health experts everywhere ... -
“I’m Talking To Iran Right Now” Says Trump As He Motions At Pete Hegseth To ...
AFTER PROUDLY alerting the media to the fact he claims to have started and is approaching a final ceasefire deal ... -
“Everything Is Fine” Trump Reassures Americans
SHOUTING OVER the blazing flames engulfing the Oval Office at journalists who were fleeing to safety, US president Donald Trump ...
