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Government Jet Used To Repatriate Irish Hantavirus Cruise Passengers To Be Torched
A SWIFT decision taken in the best interests of the nation, the Department of Health has confirmed the government jet ... -
A&Es Inundated With Elderly Tommy Fleming Fans Being Treated For Shock
IRELAND’S accident and emergency departments are at ‘breaking point’ due to admissions of Irish mammies who have learned of singer ... -
Man Beginning To Suspect Friends Only Visit To Use His Disney+ Account
A LOCAL Waterford man is growing increasingly convinced his friends only visit him to use his Disney+ account, WWN can ... -
“Did Someone Say Nuclear Power Plant?” Ask BAM
BAM CONSTRUCTION are the early favourites to put forth a winning bid for any potential nuclear power plant built on ... -
Céad Míle Slán: Ukrainians Had A Good Auld Stint In Fairness To Us
THE NATION collectively patted itself on the back today for its continued support of Ukrainian refugees before wishing them all ... -
“Bitch, Take My Name Out Of Your Mouth”: Jesus Issues Rebuttal To Trump, Vance
JESUS CHRIST, Son of the Almighty, has waded into the dispute between the Trump administration and the Catholic Church, warning ... -
“It May Take Men Another 50 Years To Get Around To Reading It” Report On ...
THE LONG overdue first full mapping of the network of clitoral nerves has been hailed by women’s health experts everywhere ... -
“I’m Talking To Iran Right Now” Says Trump As He Motions At Pete Hegseth To ...
AFTER PROUDLY alerting the media to the fact he claims to have started and is approaching a final ceasefire deal ... -
“Everything Is Fine” Trump Reassures Americans
SHOUTING OVER the blazing flames engulfing the Oval Office at journalists who were fleeing to safety, US president Donald Trump ... -
“We Aren’t Ripping Off Customers At Petrol Pump” Confirms CEO Of Ripping Off Customers At ...
DEFENDING the decision of some operators of petrol stations to increase the cost of fuel they purchased before America and ...
