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Everton To Retire No.23 Jersey, Entire Club As Mark Of Respect To Seamus Coleman
SEAMUS COLEMAN announced he is to end his playing career with Everton at the end of the season, prompting die ... -
Trump Falls For Chinese Finger Trap During Xi Talks
“WE REPEATEDLY told him not to accept it as a gift, or Xi Jinping’s invitation to put it on his ... -
“Foreign Nationals Don’t Integrate” Confirms Man Who Opposes Every Form Of Integration
A LOCAL man who is putting all of his efforts into opposing foreign nationals from attending schools, sports and pageants ... -
“Did Someone Say Nuclear Power Plant?” Ask BAM
BAM CONSTRUCTION are the early favourites to put forth a winning bid for any potential nuclear power plant built on ... -
Céad Míle Slán: Ukrainians Had A Good Auld Stint In Fairness To Us
THE NATION collectively patted itself on the back today for its continued support of Ukrainian refugees before wishing them all ... -
“Bitch, Take My Name Out Of Your Mouth”: Jesus Issues Rebuttal To Trump, Vance
JESUS CHRIST, Son of the Almighty, has waded into the dispute between the Trump administration and the Catholic Church, warning ... -
“It May Take Men Another 50 Years To Get Around To Reading It” Report On ...
THE LONG overdue first full mapping of the network of clitoral nerves has been hailed by women’s health experts everywhere ... -
“I’m Talking To Iran Right Now” Says Trump As He Motions At Pete Hegseth To ...
AFTER PROUDLY alerting the media to the fact he claims to have started and is approaching a final ceasefire deal ... -
“Everything Is Fine” Trump Reassures Americans
SHOUTING OVER the blazing flames engulfing the Oval Office at journalists who were fleeing to safety, US president Donald Trump ... -
“We Aren’t Ripping Off Customers At Petrol Pump” Confirms CEO Of Ripping Off Customers At ...
DEFENDING the decision of some operators of petrol stations to increase the cost of fuel they purchased before America and ...
