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Exception To ‘Don’t Wish Anyone Harm’ Dies In Hospital
THE RARE exception to the phrase and sentiment ‘don’t wish anyone harm’ has died in hospital today, WWN can report. ... -
Wicklow Hotel Insists There’s A Perfectly Good Reason Peter Thiel Needed The Pentagram Room
POWERSCOURT Hotel in Wicklow has denied there is anything sinister about co-founder of PayPal and Palantir, Peter Thiel, requesting the ... -
Metallica Fan Warms Up For Dublin Gigs By Moshing In Office
INJURING seven coworkers with stray elbows in a cramped office kitchenette is just the preparation 55-year-old Paul Keele needs ahead ... -
Last Minute Threat To World Cup As Trump Demands Eric Be Included In USA Starting ...
THE WORLD CUP is at risk of not going ahead mere hours before the tournament kicks off after US president ... -
“Foreign Nationals Don’t Integrate” Confirms Man Who Opposes Every Form Of Integration
A LOCAL man who is putting all of his efforts into opposing foreign nationals from attending schools, sports and pageants ... -
“Did Someone Say Nuclear Power Plant?” Ask BAM
BAM CONSTRUCTION are the early favourites to put forth a winning bid for any potential nuclear power plant built on ... -
Céad Míle Slán: Ukrainians Had A Good Auld Stint In Fairness To Us
THE NATION collectively patted itself on the back today for its continued support of Ukrainian refugees before wishing them all ... -
“Bitch, Take My Name Out Of Your Mouth”: Jesus Issues Rebuttal To Trump, Vance
JESUS CHRIST, Son of the Almighty, has waded into the dispute between the Trump administration and the Catholic Church, warning ... -
“It May Take Men Another 50 Years To Get Around To Reading It” Report On ...
THE LONG overdue first full mapping of the network of clitoral nerves has been hailed by women’s health experts everywhere ... -
“I’m Talking To Iran Right Now” Says Trump As He Motions At Pete Hegseth To ...
AFTER PROUDLY alerting the media to the fact he claims to have started and is approaching a final ceasefire deal ...
