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DUP On Course To Have All Members Jailed For Assaulting Women By 2028
WITH NEWS THAT DUP MP Jim Shannon has been charged with assaulting a woman, crime experts have run the numbers ... -
Dry Spell Sees Farmers Drinking Into Their Winter Supplies Of Stout
FARMERS across the country have reported they are already halfway through their winter supply of stout and have warned many ... -
Garda Would Love To Police Roads But He’s Minding Dublin Castle Barrier For Duration Of ...
AS THE nation’s criminals take advantage of the handful of inexperienced Gardaí left on the beat, a local Garda said ... -
“There’s No Hosepipe Ban Around Here” Says Husband Helicoptering Mickey In Front Of Wife In ...
RELYING on his obvious world class wit and punning ability, local husband Noel Keeley has expressed his shock at news ... -
“Well At Least We Get A Year Off” Catholics Slightly Relieved Loyalist Bonfire Features Replica ...
FOR MANY the sight of a mock-mosque on top of a 12th of July bonfire, is a symbol of yet ... -
“This Should Stop The Racism” Justice Minister Defends New Albino Only Migrant Plan
IN A bid to quell the racism in Ireland successfully festering with the help of social media and his own ... -
“Disgraceful Failure: Why Andy Burnham Should Resign On Day 1 As PM,” Confirms UK Media
IMMEDIATELY moving on from the resignation announcement by current PM Keir Starmer, that the media was working towards the second ... -
Last Minute Threat To World Cup As Trump Demands Eric Be Included In USA Starting ...
THE WORLD CUP is at risk of not going ahead mere hours before the tournament kicks off after US president ... -
“Foreign Nationals Don’t Integrate” Confirms Man Who Opposes Every Form Of Integration
A LOCAL man who is putting all of his efforts into opposing foreign nationals from attending schools, sports and pageants ... -
“Did Someone Say Nuclear Power Plant?” Ask BAM
BAM CONSTRUCTION are the early favourites to put forth a winning bid for any potential nuclear power plant built on ...
