Teenager Mogged To Death In Medical First

PARENTS have been warned about the dangers of mogging and being on the receiving end of being mogged after a teenager in England was fatally mogged, baffling medical experts in a case they describe as the very first of its kind, WWN can share.

Seventeen-year-old Mikey Smith had accumulated a dizzying number of incidents over the course of 24 hours in which he was mogged to within an inch of his life, his fashion, looks and general charisma taking a battering when compared to his peers.

“It weren’t my fault, we said ‘no cap’ every time, but it were an ironic ‘no cap’ like, really we meant ‘cap’ y’know?” said one teen arrested on suspicion of having a far superior drip to Smith, causing him to be repeatedly mogged.

“He sneezed in class and accidentally farted at the same time, he mogged himself, I’ve never seen anything like it, we can’t be blamed,” shared a classmate of Smith’s who was questioned by Staffordshire Police over recent and historic allegations of status mogging.

Schools and universities have called for greater awareness of mogging while doctors have warned they still don’t understand the long-term effects of being mogged.

“This young man probably had no idea telling a joke and forgetting the punchline mid-sentence would contribute to him being fatally mogged, we urge caution everywhere,” confirmed Dr Sam Fisher, the NHS’s first consultant neurologist specialising in mogging.

Meanwhile, Smith’s parents have asked for privacy at this time, a request which was immediately mogged.