World Desperately Tries To Prevent USA From Seeing UK Tiger Attack Video In Case They Get Another Execution Idea

ALL INTERNET users outside the USA have come together in a rare act of unity to ensure no American lays eyes on a distressing video of a man in the UK who entered a tiger enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park, WWN understands.

“We can’t risk them getting any more lurid execution ideas,” shared one citizen who vowed to say ‘oh nothing, it’s just a shit German meme you wouldn’t get’ if asked what they are watching on their phone by a passing American when consuming footage of the sorry incident.

“Think before you post. Not because you’d unwittingly be participating in the morbid nightmare of doomscrolling, trivialisation and meme-fying of a horrible death, but because some American will have eureka moment start selling tickets to the Tiger Death Games,” explained one worried sociologist.

Those with the technical knowledge have been asked to do their part to ensure the footage is ignored by execution lusting Americans.

“If you must post the video, don’t use America spelling of words, if your include a ‘u’ in colour they’ll just presume it’s a foreign language and keep scrolling. Change the colour of the victim to slightly tanned and they’ll also lose interest because they won’t have sufficient empathy for the victim,” explained one person doing their part.

In addition to these measures, slapping phones out of the hands of a small and specific circle of Americans is chief among the most effective ways to prevent ‘execution by tiger becomes federal law’ headlines become front page news imminently.