Poll: Are You Happy With The Budget? And Why Not You Ungrateful Pleb?

• A) Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of the plane engine and me getting the fuck out of this godforsaken place!
• B) I'm significantly better off than I was compared to last year, which is very painful for me as I love to give out and be negative.
• C) I'm part of the squeezed middle, this budget burst me like an over-inflated football. I've four cracked ribs.
• D) There was nothing in the budget for me, and as a government TD that's a betrayal, why else get into this game at all at all?
• E) As a single mother immigrant with a transgender kid on the housing list I'm overjoyed. €40 million in unmarked bills, straight into my account. Wow. I'm so lucky!

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