Woman Battling With Societal Pressure To Know Name Of Every Annoying Cunt On TikTok
A BRAVE LOCAL woman has spoken out about one of the most intense yet least acknowledged societal pressures affecting people today, WWN can reveal.
“No, it’s not crazy or mad that I don’t know yer one who has 300,000 followers who does be putting on make up. I have a life, and I feel like I’m being alienated because of it,” explained 29-year-old Cara O’Moore.
O’Moore said that because she knows how to fill her spare time without solely being glued to her phone, friends and family members judge and mock her for not knowing every ‘annoying cunt on TikTok’.
“Ah you do know him, he’s gas, he has me skitting, pure mad he is,” O’Moore’s brother said while holding a phone within one millimetre of her retina for minutes on end, which was playing a video containing 100% unfiltered pure irredeemable gobshite, the likes of which O’Moore would crawl to the southern tip of Africa to avoid every having to look at again.
Initial off-hand casual proclamations of ‘ah they’re gas you should follow them’ have taken sinister turns with the request becoming more forceful and insistent no matter how irritating and devoid of substance the Tiktok account was.
“I know there’s other societal pressures like being a drug mule or whatever but this is just god-awful shite, I’d get less of a laugh out of me than child starvation but apparently I’m supposed to follow them all and be up to date on all the shite they’re up to,” offered O’Moore, at her wits end over being subjected to this shite.
Recent studies show 3 in 10 Irish people do not care to retain any information transmitted to them via TikTok and are instantly irritated by anyone with a big Irish head ‘acting the eejit’.
“Each to their own, but the pressure on me is uncalled for. I was passed up for a promotion at work for not laughing at the pure muck Tiktoks my boss sends me every day,” an emotional O’Moore concluded.
