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United Ireland Broadcaster Must Adhere To Same Bullshit Narrative, Report Recommends
RESEARCHERS have recommended that if the island of Ireland is to unite, a joint state broadcaster should be established that ... -
Met Éireann Warns Of Rare Thundersnow-Tornado-Blizzard-Hurricane Event
IN welcome news for news publications across the country, Ireland’s meteorological authority Met Éireann has issued a warning for a ... -
Grok Risks Fully Suspended Sentence In Irish Court Over Generation Of Illegal Child Imagery
THERE ARE considerable fears the AI chatbot Grok, present on the Elon Musk owned X platform, could be at serious ... -
“Release The Files” We Chat To The Rare Snail Blocking Trump’s Doonbeg Expansion Plans
“It’s Vertigo, like the condition, but you can call me Verti,” said Vertigo Angustior, one of the rarest snails in ... -
“Neither Place Is Worth Visiting”: Government Defend Cancelling Re-Opening Of Wexford-Waterford Train Line
DEFENDING their decision to erase plans for the re-opening of the Wexford-Waterford train line, the government confirmed that residents of ... -
Bill Badbody: What Would Happen If Russians Landed At Waterford Airport & Took Over It ...
AS RECENTLY pointed out in a piece in inferior publication The Irish Times, Ireland would be defenceless were Russian troops ... -
Surge In Scam Calls From UK Traced Back To Prince Andrew Looking For A Few ...
COMREG has confirmed it has gotten to the bottom of who is behind a significant surge in nuisance scam calls ... -
“See, Not Much Fun Having Fuck All Transport, Is It?” Rural Ireland Tells Green Line ...
“OH YOU THOUGHT we were being moany for the sake of it? Enjoy your 50 minute walk in the rain, ... -
Large Front Of Mucksavages Expected Across Dublin Today: Met Éireann
DUBLINERS have been reminded to remain vigilant today as a large front of mucksavages descends on the city, marking the ... -
“We’ve Made All The Money We Can From The M50” Transport Infrastructure Ireland
TRANSPORT Infrastructure Ireland has confirmed it has monetised the M50 ‘as much as humanly possible’ and admits there is nothing ...
