IN ADDITION to warning the public about a significant quantity of fake €2 coins being in circulation in Ireland, An Garda Síochána also made it known that the public can expect little change out of a €50 note these days. “Popping into the corner shop? Good luck, you’re coming out with empty pockets and before… Read more »
A HERD of bison that ran amok in Tayto Park has cited the company’s tinkering with the flavours of favourites such as Rancheros, Skips and Banshee Bones as one of the reasons they wreaked havoc on the Meath theme park yesterday. “Tayto bought up a load of competitors and release their crisps under the Tayto… Read more »
IN THE wake of the Irish State recording a surprise €5bn surplus in exchequer tax intake, local man Fionn McCreddan emerged as the only person in the country who honestly believes the money will go to enhancing the lives of Irish people, WWN can confirm. McCreddan, of no strong political leaning one way or another,… Read more »
RURAL Waterford is abuzz today, after a nearby farmer appears to have added a little je ne sais quoi to the thousands of gallons of slurry that he’s been pumping out around his fields since the start of the week. “It always smells like a hot dogs arse when he’s spreading slurry, but whatever he’s… Read more »
BELEAGUERED DUBLIN airport staff are contending with fresh customer dissatisfaction after completely losing track of the airport itself. “It was here just a second ago,” said one staff member, who promised to find Shane Lowry’s missing golf clubs just as soon as they could locate the airport, which up until last night remained in situ…. Read more »
AS part of WWN’s Opinions series, we give a platform to people we really shouldn’t. This week, it’s the turn of Bishop Cornelius Byle who has some thoughts on the news that soon contraception will be free for women between the ages of 17 and 25. While Christian science has confirmed the only reason any… Read more »
THINGS just got a little more complicated for the office of the President of Ireland, WWN can reveal. Drawing criticism for a letter she penned in the Irish Times some viewed as placing equal blame for the Russian invasion of Ukraine at the feet of Ukraine, Sabina Higgins is now under fresh scrutiny after photos… Read more »
TAOISEACH and Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin criticised himself earlier today for reading too much into a lovely card he received from party faithful earlier today in the wake of an agreement on emission reductions for the agriculture sector. “C’mon now Micheál you’re being daft,” Martin said to himself as he failed to just enjoy… Read more »
AMID a housing shortage in the UK, one widow has been urged by her local council to consider downsizing as part of a wider effort to free up houses for young families, WWN has learned. Elizabeth Windsor, one of the worst land horders in all of the UK is understood to be living alone in… Read more »
