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Man Clutching 15 Cent Return Receipt Drops To Knees After Hearing Tanker With 1.4mn Litres ...
A DEDICATED ego-warrior who sought to dull the planet-obliterating effects of rampant capitalism and Co2 emissions with his return of ... -
“If We Go Anti-Immigrant It’ll Be Very Left Wing & Progressive”
MARY LOU MCDONALD has reassured voters that have gravitated to Sinn Féin in recent years that any attempts to coax ... -
Taoiseach To Take Day Off To Research If He’s Related To Kamala Harris
WITH NO PRESSING issues bubbling up in Ireland presently, Taoiseach Simon Harris has taken the day off to research his ... -
Gardaí Promise To Eventually Crack Not Letting People Onto Premises To Set It On Fire
THE NATION’S police service has confirmed that it believes it is close to mastering the art of securing and protecting ... -
Reasons Priests Can Refuse You Communion
Reports that Fine Gael TD and Minister of State Colm Burke was refused Holy Communion at a funeral Mass in ... -
“Violent Crime-Committing Migrants Can’t Be Let In” Says Man Setting JCB On Fire
A DAY of lawlessness which saw 15 people arrested, one security guard in hospital and the destruction of private property ... -
Cave Painting In Cavan Depicts Scene Of Early Humans Disagreeing Over Splitting Bill
A RECENTLY discovered cave painting in Cavan, Ireland, believed to be older than the Paleolithic era cave paintings found in ... -
Coalition Deny They’re Going To Use €8.3bn Bribe To Bribe Voters
THE COALITION government has confirmed in its Summer Economic Statement the additional €8.3 billion in budget funding they have found ... -
Shares In Tent Manufacturers Rise By 20% As Roderic O’Gorman Named New Green Party Leader
THE FUTURE for the Green Party looks bright after the markets reacted favourably to news that Roderic O’Gorman was named ... -
Mature Couple Getting Hot & Heavy On Dancefloor Making Everyone Dry Retch
A ‘MATURE couple’ enjoying a night out have ruined the night of every patron sharing in the space of Gallagher’s ...