Category: LOCAL NEWS

Dublin Airport Goes Missing Over Night

BELEAGUERED DUBLIN airport staff are contending with fresh customer dissatisfaction after completely losing track of the airport itself. “It was here just a second ago,” said one staff member, who promised to find Shane Lowry’s missing golf clubs just as soon as they could locate the airport, which up until last night remained in situ…. Read more »

Micheál Martin Probably Reading Too Much Into ‘Sorry You’re Leaving’ Card Signed By Fianna Fáil TDs

TAOISEACH and Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin criticised himself earlier today for reading too much into a lovely card he received from party faithful earlier today in the wake of an agreement on emission reductions for the agriculture sector. “C’mon now Micheál you’re being daft,” Martin said to himself as he failed to just enjoy… Read more »