HAVING ‘hung up her boots’ after nearly 50 years of employment, 66-year-old Waterford grandmother Eilish Cannaghvan is looking forward to spending her retirement relaxing, apart from the 8 hours a day she’s going to spend dropping off and collecting her 3 grandkids, as well as feeding them, entertaining them and generally being their full-time childminder…. Read more »
REACTING to the latest Irish Times poll which shows increased support for Sinn Féin, local centre right student and Fine Gael supporter Cian Whelan can’t believe his naive parents, only just getting into politics, have fallen for the the republican party’s nonsense. “They’ve only really just started getting into politics, and that always sees people… Read more »
THE IRISH government is set to finally act on the long standing deficiencies in the mica redress scheme which has been displaying damaging cracks for some time, due in no small part to the international media picking up on the story. “The affected families holding a mickey mouse protest? We can laugh that off behind… Read more »
THE IRISH roads safety authority has warned young male drivers that if they shrink any further down below the steering wheel, they will not be able to see the road, WWN can confirm. The warning comes as lowriding boy racers are reportedly shrinking by as much as 9% every year, with calls for compulsory booster… Read more »
CLAD in a recently dry-cleaned suit, and carrying a full cup of coffee and a sandwich which somehow cost €15, Dermot Fahy is one of increasing number of young professionals in Dublin City resorting to begging for a spare €1600 to afford accommodation in the capital. “I never thought I’d be so down on my… Read more »
AFTER months of pleading to loyal customers to give them a dig out during some of the longest business shutdowns in world history, local restaurant The Lamb’s Leg has decided it will no longer cater for home deliveries anymore and to please fuck off asking as they’re too busy with real customers now, thanks. Forced… Read more »
IN A totally rad Tiktok video Minister for Increasingly High Cost of Education Simon Harris confirmed most third level student could return in-person to college in September as well as €14k per academic year accommodation in the case of some UCD students. Si-Dog confirmed the news with an epic duet and stitch infused TikTok vid… Read more »
AS IT EMERGED estate agents are now asking for evidence of mortgage approval and total amount of savings from potential buyers in order to just secure a viewing. In what is sure to be a vetting process that breaks all manner of GDPR, estate agents have claimed the vetting must take place due to a… Read more »
A SINGLE bowl of fresh salad is currently being prepared by Waterford woman Carol Mulherrin, to ‘take the bad look’ off the family’s mostly meat-and-crisps based barbecue this evening. “Ok now there’s going to be ten people in total, so that’s 20 burgers, 20 hotdogs, ten steaks, five bags of Doritos in various flavours, 20… Read more »
ELDERLY and isolated members of the community are being advised to look out for scam calls, although one Waterford woman has said that it’s nice to know that someone has the time to pick up the phone and see if she’s dead or alive. “Now I know not to divulge any of my personal details… Read more »
