THE IRISH nation has collectively gathered its thoughts in rare hive-minded action to conclude that everyone could get really used to this free money thing, with the concept of ever working again now 6 billion miles away, or that equivalent figure in euros. Lazing out back in the warm spring air in its most comfortable… Read more »
CERTAIN sections of Irish society have weighed up the senseless horror, death and economic vandalism wrought by the Covid-19 pandemic across the globe and concluded that it has been worth it after learning of the cancellation of the July 12th Orange Order marches. Roused out of their depressed stupors, people have reportedly smiled and laughed… Read more »
IGNORING a national yearning for political change as evidenced by the recent general election results, one dislikeable Irish political party has stuck to its guns by electing their most dislikeable leader yet; water metre touting, egotistical roaring sociopath Alan Kelly, WWN can unfortunately confirm. Speaking to WWN from his Tipperary home surrounded by homemade paper… Read more »
MUCH NEEDED clarification on whether or not gangland hits qualify for ‘essential service’ status has come in the form of the shooting dead of a man in Belfast, believed to be connected to a Dublin drug gang. “There’s been some confusion but lookit, life, or the taking of life has to go on. We can’t… Read more »
THE head of the company tasked with building the National Children’s Hospital has been revealed to be none other than nefarious weasel villain Scurbious McGillicuddy, who was last seen heading out of town on the front of a train that had just hit him, WWN can confirm. McGillicuddy, along with his rogue band of cartoon… Read more »
EMERGENCY crews worked right into the early hours of this morning after being called to a Waterford home where it is believed a man in his 30s had to get his tracksuit bottoms chiselled off of him. The man, who has been in self-isolation in his home for the past three weeks, called 999 yesterday… Read more »
AS WE COLLECTIVELY persevere through these challenging times together as a nation, each day brings with it heartwarming stories that restores people faith in humanity as empathy and solidarity triumphs. Playful generosity, solemn sacrifice, reaching out to those in need and simply making do; WWN has collected together those stories that have moved so many… Read more »
CONCERNED about Coronavirus? Maybe you shouldn’t be; new research by a Waterford man suggests that the majority of the country may have ‘already had’ the dreaded virus, and as such they’re now 100% fine and worried about nothing. Garreth Hanlon, who has confirmed that he survived a ‘bad dose’ of the Coronavirus back in November… Read more »
AT A TIME when people are driven to the point of insanity as a result of being cooped up at home with their family, one local weirdo is eternally grateful and wearing a serene expression, thankful for the time they are sharing with their kin. While others frantically scour their cramped homes for the sole… Read more »
