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Local Man Beginning To Feel Like He’s Never Going To Get Car Washed By Group ...
A WATERFORD MAN has bravely broken his silence over his fears that perhaps he will never have his car washed ... -
Elon Musk To Be Grand Marshall Of This Year’s 12th Of July Marches
FOR HIS SERVICES to encouraging Loyalist thugs to burn out foreigners in Belfast and beyond, an invite has been extended ... -
Nation Split On Whether Person Should Die For Shoplifting
THE QUESTION of whether a person should die for shoplifting has divided Ireland this week, with opinion split broadly along ... -
This Man Stopped Walking Head First Into Clear Glass Doors With This One Simple Trick
SETTING ‘walking into clear glass doors’ records in the last 12 months, one Irish man has finally figured out a ... -
“Foreign Nationals Don’t Integrate” Confirms Man Who Opposes Every Form Of Integration
A LOCAL man who is putting all of his efforts into opposing foreign nationals from attending schools, sports and pageants ... -
M50 To Get Upper Deck
CONSTRUCTION of a second storey, which will sit directly on top of the existing M50, is set to begin in ... -
New Lottery Director Stephen Donnelly Defends Winners Being Put On Waiting List
NEWLY appointed National Lottery non-executive director Stephen Donnelly has defended the decision to place all prize winners on a waiting ... -
Local By-Election Candidate Has Unique Amnesia Condition Where He Forgets To Mention He’s Fine Gael
A LOCAL by-election candidate in Dublin Central has been diagnosed with what some experts believe to be the rarest form ... -
“Did Someone Say Nuclear Power Plant?” Ask BAM
BAM CONSTRUCTION are the early favourites to put forth a winning bid for any potential nuclear power plant built on ... -
Parents Unwilling To Elaborate On Revelation ‘You Briefly Went Missing’ That One Time
“AH IT WAS a whole lot of bother over a whole lot of nothing,” offered your mother, failing to detail ...
