THE NEWS that alcohol brand Guinness has suddenly stressed the need to take a moral stance, reiterating their status as protector of what is right and decent, has come as a shock to many who thought they were a huge producer of alcohol, WWN can reveal. While their stance of withdrawing their sponsorship of London… Read more »
THE LIFESPAN of a career criminal is growing ever more brief as the violence that dominates Irish crime means many people’s lives are snuffed out, long before they can make their mark and become properly acquainted with the gardaí. If you were considering pursuing a life in crime, you need not be deterred by the… Read more »
WATERFORD dad Martin Drehern has opened up to WWN about his true wish-list for Father’s Day this year, and suffice to say it lies a little to the left of the more traditional socks-and-slippers fair. “I want drugs,” said father-of-three Drehern, with authority. “And I’m not even talking about grown-up, class A drugs that a… Read more »
A STUDY conducted by the World Wildlife Fund has revealed that people could be ingesting an astonishing 5 grams of plastic a week, such is the ubiquity of plastics in our societies. However, those seeking to partake in a balanced diet may be worried their inadvertent consumption of plastics through plastic bottles and shellfish consumption… Read more »
IRISH political party behemoth Renua Ireland could be in danger of becoming an irrelevance and slowly becoming a laughing stock after its only public representative and leader, Councillor John Leahy resigned from the party. The 4-year-old party which has received over €700,000 in public funding could rob the ordinary Irish people of courageous political champion… Read more »
NEW figures released by the CSO have confirmed that Irish workers make an average of absolutely fuck all, with almost 90% of the labour force in the country earning an estimated ‘is that fucking it?’ every month. The data also shows a rise of ‘sweet Jesus where did my wages go?’, as well as a… Read more »
WWN was granted unprecedented access to the site on which the National Children’s Hospital will eventually be built, sometime around your newborn turns 52. Unfortunately the project director and the chairperson of the board of the NCH stepped down in disgrace so WWN had to make do with a tour from the Minister of Health,… Read more »
EMERGENCY services were called to the home of a county Waterford family this afternoon where it is believed a 39-year-old mother of three Maggie Tynan became caught in a psychotic loop for several hours, repeatedly asking her children to tidy up their toys and clothes. Arriving on the scene, ambulance crews were met by her panicked children who… Read more »
TENSIONS between Scotland and the Republic Of Ireland have escalated in the past 24 hours following a dawn assault on the east coast of Ireland which saw hundreds of innocent people injured by flying cans of empty Tennents. Inter-country ballistic tinnies rained down on the country as far south as Dundalk this morning, with Ireland having no… Read more »
