Category: LOCAL NEWS


Crazy How Nordies Can Understand Each Other

LINGUISTS around the world have admitted that they’re ‘stumped’ when it comes to understanding how people from Northern Ireland have managed to form a language consisting of nothing more that high-pitched whines and snorts, WWN can report. “There are chimpanzee communities in the deepest jungles of the world that can communicate using thirteen to fourteen… Read more »

Price Of [Insert Fucking Anything] Set To Rise

NEWS outlets across the country have agreed to create an article template about the rising cost of living that will appear every day and can be filled in by readers, to save time writing about hike after hike in the price of every conceivable thing. The decision came after both Diageo and An Post announced… Read more »