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Man Arrested After Training Pet Parrot To Deliver Nihilistic Musings Which Lead People To Question ...
A DUBLIN man has been arrested for waging a campaign of subjecting the public to terrifying existential questions, using his ... -
Rural Community Meeting Hears Town Is Simultaneously The Best Place To Live & A Decaying ...
AT A MEETING convened to discuss a potential new development in the village of Mahercain has heard that no such ... -
Ride For Ireland: Campaign To Overtake Scotland’s Population Numbers Sees Councils Lay On Mass Orgies
WITH THE CSO confirming Ireland’s population has reached over 5.526 million people, many people are setting their sights on eclipsing ... -
Chaos As 14,500 Leaving Cert Points Stolen From Briefcase Left Unattended In Reception Of Dept. ...
EXCLUSIVE: ON THE EVE of the Leaving Cert results being made public and as thousands of student await their results, ... -
Church At A Loss To Explain 30% Decline In Baptisms Over Last Decade
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH in Ireland is at a loss as to pinpoint any reason for why there has been a ... -
Dry Spell Sees Farmers Drinking Into Their Winter Supplies Of Stout
FARMERS across the country have reported they are already halfway through their winter supply of stout and have warned many ... -
Garda Would Love To Police Roads But He’s Minding Dublin Castle Barrier For Duration Of ...
AS THE nation’s criminals take advantage of the handful of inexperienced Gardaí left on the beat, a local Garda said ... -
200 Kilos Of Cocaine Found On Government Jet
GARDAÍ involved in the extradition of Daniel Kinahan were left red-faced this morning after a routine check of the government ... -
Fleadh Cheoil Reaches Its Final Form With Discovery Of 5-Year-Old Sean-nós Singing Irish Dancing Bodhran ...
ORGANISERS of the Fleadh Ceoil have said ‘they’ve taken the event as far as it can go’ and it should ... -
Man Doesn’t Care EVs Now Bestselling Car In Ireland, He’s Driving His 1l 2005 Fiesta ...
NEW DATA that suggests electronic vehicles are now outselling diesel cars in Ireland has not changed one local man’s view ... -
‘Thousands Of Objections’ Received As Council Apply To Erect ‘Brief, Fleeting Moment Of Happiness’
A LOCAL COUNCIL has been on the receiving end of thousands of strident objections after it announced plans for the ... -
Man Left Braindead After Outsourcing All Thinking To ChatGPT
A NOW CATATONIC man, once of sound and vibrant mind, spends his days helpless and blank due to his slow ...
