IRELAND’s premier comedy festival is set to stage Kilkenny hurling manager Brian Cody’s first ever stand up gig on the June bank holiday, WWN can exclusively reveal. Not content with being one of the most successful figures in the history of hurling, Cody is trying his hand at comedy and his set is said to… Read more »
LOCAL curious man David Ferrin has exclusively revealed that he is at his most distracted and dangerous on the roads when driving passed his local mosque, WWN can confirm. “Just my curiosity getting the better of me, still mad to think there’s a mosque down the road,” said the Dublin native, who rubbernecks for glimpses… Read more »
AN POST worker has been fired and is now in garda custody after a spate of rabid attacks on dogs on his normal postal route. “My dog was just minding his own business in his kennel in the front garden and then all I could here was this awful animalistic sound,” recalled the owner of… Read more »
INTERMINABLE queues that are longer than a giraffe glued to the top of a ladder have been a feature of Dublin Airport life for some time now. But rather than wallowing in the fact you’re going to miss multiple births and weddings of loved ones WWN is here to help you make the most of… Read more »
THE PROSPEROUS and affluent nation of Ireland, with a GDP larger than the the known universe, is in such a terrible state that those priced out of living here can’t even leave anymore, WWN can report. “I thought leaders in this country telling me to borrow from the Bank of Mom and Dad if banks… Read more »
A MASTER in the art of watching the volcanic heat tail off to a nice manageable simmer, WWN is delighted to announced Russian ambassador Yury Filatov is sharing his tips on how to lay low with our readers. Hello, very happy to be inside this website to share guide of wisdom. 1) Did your bosses… Read more »
VETERAN charity muggers or ‘chuggers’ have remarked on the speed at which new recruit Alex Fannelly has picked up the basics of the trade, with the eager youngster now accosting up to 40 pedestrians per hour in central Waterford city. “The serpentine contortions he puts his body through to get himself in the path of… Read more »
IN WHAT is being described as an unabashedly selfless act, local man Noel Creenan signed off on a package for his neighbour who wasn’t in and is giving the package a safe haven until his neighbour arrives home from work. Sitting down to talk to WWN in his sitting room, Noel admits he still can’t… Read more »
CONCERNS surrounding the accuracy and dependability of facial recognition software in law enforcement have been heeded by An Garda Síochána, who will forgo the emerging technology in favour of gardaí who ‘know a pup when they see one’. There had been calls from concerned parties over the effective ‘mass surveillance’ of the population that comes… Read more »
