Category: LOCAL NEWS

Mother Knew It Wasn’t Son In ‘Hi Mum’ WhatsApp Message Scam As The Little Prick Never Texts

THE latest fishing scam attempting to retrieve victim’s financial information through a new ‘Hi Mum’ WhatsApp text message wasn’t fooling one Irish mother this week, who stated she knew straight away it wasn’t her prick of a son because he never contacts her, WWN reports. “I got excited for all about three milliseconds before coping… Read more »

Woman In Indian Restaurant Regretting Jumpsuit

ONE DUBLIN woman making a beeline for the toilets is cursing her decision to wear her jumpsuit to dinner at The Curry Pot restaurant. Eye witnesses confirm that Helen Crannon suddenly excused herself from the table she was dining at with several friends and was seen beginning the labour and time-intensive task of disrobing and… Read more »

“He’s An Intergalactic Eejit” Miles O’Brien Disowns Housing Minister Brother

DARRAGH O’BRIEN had just minutes to enjoy surviving his 80th vote of no confidence motion of the year in the Dáil before his estranged brother and Starfleet chief petty officer Miles O’Brien broke his silence on his sibling’s political career. “I’ve traveled the galaxy and seen countless aliens races of distinct variations, ideologies and capabilities… Read more »