MINISTER for Health Stephen Donnelly has expressed exasperation at the public’s continued questions about the church’s involvement with the new maternity hospital, and insists that he has assurances from high-ranking nuns that the hospital will offer a full range of services to ‘even the dirtiest of trollops’. “OK, we’ll admit that wasn’t his best interview… Read more »
OPPOSITION TDs in the Dáil have labeled the coalition government ‘spineless’ after it cynically voted down yet another motion tabled by rival parties, on this occasion voting against sending a stern message to the Russian embassy by doing a knick-knack. “Cowardice and hypocrisy is what it is,” went the incredulous reaction from Sinn Féin leader… Read more »
BRITISH people under the impression that they’ve been on the receiving end of some classic good-natured slagging from the Irish down through the years have been informed that this is not the case and that Irish people do in fact hate their stinking guts, WWN can confirm. “By and large when the Irish call you… Read more »
AN EXCITABLE Dublin family feel newly bonded after all getting involved in an online viral challenge sparked by Tánaiste Leo Varadkar. “It was the kids who heard about it, said everyone was talking about. So we decided to take a picture of our fridge too – it was one less thing they’d miss out on,… Read more »
THE HSE were quick to put on record their immense debt of gratitude for its nurses on International Nurses Day, WWN can reveal. “On this International Nurses Day it would be wrong of us not to point out Skyscanner probably has decent prices for flights to the UK, Australia and beyond if you don’t want… Read more »
A REBOOT of the Jennifer Lawrence starring mega franchise is set to take place entirely inside Ireland’s rental market. Hollywood location managers were drawn to Ireland after hearing there’s just 851 rental properties currently available across Ireland amid an 11% rise in rent prices, the perfect backdrop for the oppressed masses forced into dystopian fights… Read more »
THE government has spun it’s ‘big wheel o’ apologies’ and landed on ‘illegal birth registrations’, the fancy new term that it has coined for the practice of the Catholic Church selling babies to wealthy families and doctoring the paperwork to make everything seem legit and the State turning an ignorant eye. As such, the Minister… Read more »
AWARE of the public’s complete apathy when it comes to protesting, the coalition government is set to plow on with a deal which will see the running of the €1bn National Maternity Hospital subject to the whims of the Catholic Church. “Do as many incredulous social media posts you like, as long as you’re not… Read more »
SENDING SHOCKWAVES through the political world, DUP leader Jeffrey Donaldson has suggested the unthinkable: his party will bring down the Stormont before it even has a chance to form because it’s not happy that the Northern Ireland protocol, which his party made inevitable through its advocating for Brexit, still exists. “We won’t nominate a deputy… Read more »
MOTORISTS are being warned of a new pandemic: that of the zombie car, a deadly phenomenon that sees unscrupulous dealers selling written-off cars imported from the UK – with only one remedy available. “The zombie cars on our roads kill. The cars they kill, get up and kill,” warned one commentator on a TV panel… Read more »
