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Black Friday Housing Sale Leaves Tens of Thousands Dead In Dublin Stampede
THE Irish nation is in mourning today in what is now being coined Black Black Friday after thousands of desperate ... -
Enoch Burke Suspended From Prison For Failing To Address Officer By Proper Pronoun
STANDING outside Mountjoy Prison in protest at his latest suspension, Enoch Burke has called for himself to be reinstated into ... -
Chicken Fillet Roll Smash & Grab Gang Strike Again
AN estimated €5,000 worth of chicken fillet rolls were stolen in yet another overnight smash-and-grab in Dublin, WWN reports. Gardaí ... -
Public Consultation Begins On Something Local Residents Will Swear Blind They Weren’t Consulted About
A LEAFLET drop has commenced in the town of Cormaulin inviting submissions from locals on the proposed changes to the ... -
“We’re Lucky Ireland Doesn’t Have A Class Divide” Says Man Who Sends Children To Private ...
“WHAT’S GREAT ABOUT Ireland is we’re all bunched in, there’s no gated communities or any of that nonsense, your neighbours ... -
Local Legend Wins ‘Scrote Of The Year’ For Vandalising Children’s Playground
LOCAL legend Clem Ryan (17) has been awarded Scrote of the Year after successfully vandalising a children’s playground. Ryan, who ... -
Dublin Bus Launch Quadruple Deckers
IN A STRATEGIC move that sensibly predicts the Dublin Metro will only come on stream in 2075, Dublin Bus is ... -
Enoch Burke To Be Shot Into Space Following High Court Ruling
THE IRISH High Court has ruled that Enoch Burke will be shot into the stratosphere to orbit the earth indefinitely ... -
Cannabis Seizes Garda With A Street Value Of €35k Per Year
A FLOWERING plant from the family cannabaceae has apprehended a garda with an estimated street value of 3.5 million European ...
