COLOURFUL lighting in the shape of random animals displayed 200 meters apart in a pitch dark public place has become the latest craze in Ireland, offering families a new way to needlessly part with a hundred euro in the run up to Christmas. The trend started with the ‘Wildlights’ display in Dublin Zoo a number… Read more »
A DECISION by Eurovision organisers to have the final of the competition winner chosen by public vote alone, no longer combining it with a judge scores, means that there is absolutely no point in running the competition as Ireland are guaranteed winners. “Irish diaspora from London to Sydney are warning the Irish government, you better… Read more »
THE entire nation has come together to denounce ‘Black Friday’ for being a capitalistic cash-grab that uses sly marketing techniques to separate working people from their hard-earned money, but with that being said you can’t really argue with some of these prices out here. “Black Friday is traditionally the day after Thanksgiving in America, but… Read more »
THROWING a series of pint glasses over their shoulder and preparing for a fight, pro-independence Scots have been taking the news that the UK supreme court has denied a second referendum well. “That referendum got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it,” Scotland said, staring menacingly in the… Read more »
A NUMBER of safety authorities and search and rescue groups are planning an operation which would see the man trapped inside Conor McGregor freed, all so a dangerous explosion can be avoided. It remains unclear how the man became trapped in McGregor, but concern continues to be expressed for the man’s welfare with McGregor ‘at… Read more »
AN ELDERLY man just handed a custodial prison sentence for being found in possession of cannabis he used to cope with chronic pain has pleaded with the local district court to instead treat him like a sex offender in the hopes of a more lenient punishment. “Can’t we just pretend I’m after downloading the most… Read more »
THE number of wedding ceremonies taking place in Ireland on a weekly basis has fallen steadily for the third quarter in a row, with some people now only attending two or three nuptials in a month. Following the Covid-19 pandemic, both the church industry and the hotel industry struggled to clear the two-year backlog, forcing… Read more »
LAST Christmas was considered ‘a stretch’ by his parents, meaning 11-year-old Waterford youth Jack Keeling has to be very careful about how he acts in the next few weeks if he wants to land one more Santa haul. Keeling opened up to WWN about how he has known ‘the whole Santa scam’ since he was… Read more »
WATERFORD ‘Christmas commando’ Derek Deeley is currently getting in the zone for decorating his house this weekend, with his wife Martha warning their two kids to ‘not go near Daddy while he’s like this’. “Now you know how your father gets when he’s planning his Christmas assault, so just stay out of his way or… Read more »
