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Public Consultation Begins On Something Local Residents Will Swear Blind They Weren’t Consulted About
A LEAFLET drop has commenced in the town of Cormaulin inviting submissions from locals on the proposed changes to the ... -
“We’re Lucky Ireland Doesn’t Have A Class Divide” Says Man Who Sends Children To Private ...
“WHAT’S GREAT ABOUT Ireland is we’re all bunched in, there’s no gated communities or any of that nonsense, your neighbours ... -
Local Legend Wins ‘Scrote Of The Year’ For Vandalising Children’s Playground
LOCAL legend Clem Ryan (17) has been awarded Scrote of the Year after successfully vandalising a children’s playground. Ryan, who ... -
Dublin Bus Launch Quadruple Deckers
IN A STRATEGIC move that sensibly predicts the Dublin Metro will only come on stream in 2075, Dublin Bus is ... -
Enoch Burke To Be Shot Into Space Following High Court Ruling
THE IRISH High Court has ruled that Enoch Burke will be shot into the stratosphere to orbit the earth indefinitely ... -
Cannabis Seizes Garda With A Street Value Of €35k Per Year
A FLOWERING plant from the family cannabaceae has apprehended a garda with an estimated street value of 3.5 million European ... -
Man Actually Has Alcohol Free Explanation For Why He Vomited Everywhere Last Night
DETERMINED to put an end to the insults and jeering by his friends over his drinking performance last weekend, local ... -
Waterford Retirement Village Has Highest Rate Of Syphilis In The World
A BUNMAHON retirement village has secured top spot on the world’s STI tables after 100% of residents in an age-friendly ... -
Shit-Stirring Cousin Lives For Big Family Gatherings
A LOCAL WATERFORD cousin who loves nothing more than guiding family members towards a bickering blowout that results in relations ... -
Man Who Died ‘Named Nationally’ In News First
A LOCAL man who died in an accident yesterday has shattered long-standing tradition by becoming the first person in Irish ...
