A NEW ’90 minute fare’ which allows passengers to switch between Luas, DART and Dublin bus services has been welcomed by one local lickarse, who has never jumped on any public transport service without paying. Waterford sap Declan Greenan, living in Dublin for several years, always pays to use the Luas service to and from… Read more »
LOCAL petty criminal Mal Atkinsson has admitted that he took stock of his career and reconsidered a change in lifestyle after noticing the rise in home CCTV security systems, before laughing to himself and continuing with his robbin’ ways. “When I first saw these Ring doorbells and cheap cameras that people were getting from Aldi,… Read more »
IT WAS the news they were fearing, but it was also the news they had learned to come to expect. Garth Brooks has announced a third, forth and fifth date at Croke Park for September 2022, and there are fears the country music fundamentalist won’t stop there. No, someone will have to stop him. While… Read more »
RESPONDING to news that as many as 14 counties have no access to PCR tests with no open slots available for booking, the government has offered a stop gap solution while it tries to figure out who is responsible for PCR test capacity limitations during an increase in Covid cases. “We’ve been liaising with the… Read more »
JUST 48 hours after receiving her last payslip before Christmas, local woman Hannah O’Neill’s bank account is somehow emptier than a Kardashian’s relationship, with the 28-year-old now seriously considering making presents for friends and loved ones. “I’ll just say it I bought at one of those pop up craft markets, yeah that’s it,” she said… Read more »
WITH news that student teachers are to be drafted in to fill teaching shortages and will of course not be paid for the privilege, question are being asked about the whereabouts of missing Minister for Education Norma Foley once again. While all reports of a missing person are concerning this particular case is more troubling… Read more »
AS THE opportunity to attend pubs and get togethers return with greater regularity, the National Association of Coke Users have been forced reissue a statement for the attention of all dry shites. “It’s only a bit of coke,” confirmed the brief statement aimed at trying to bring an end to dry shites who wreck the… Read more »
PUTTING BEHIND the bad taste his abandoned five date residency at Croke Park left in the mouth of everyone in Ireland back in 2014, Garth Brooks was on site at GAA HQ for an easy PR exercise to launch his two 2022 dates at the venue. “I’m honoured to playing at Croke Park, the historic… Read more »
“THIS IS in line with the terms of the loan agreement Aoife, you don’t deal directly with us anymore – we sold the debt to a third party agency. Begging us is a waste of time,” confirmed Noel and Ciara Heymond, senior management at BOMAD, as their daughter Aoife pleaded for more time. Widely recognised… Read more »
FOLLOWING appeals for substitute pupils to fill the void left after 8,000 5-12 years olds tested positive for Covid in the last week, there have been calls for back up substitute substitute teachers to cover the loss of substitute teachers testing positive while covering for Covid-positive teachers. The effort to source substitutes for the substitutes… Read more »
