Category: LOCAL NEWS

Galway Given Luas For One Week Trial

CHOKED BY traffic and awaiting a €600mn ring road, Galway is to be given the Luas for an exclusive one-week trial to see if frequent public transport with the capacity to carry hundreds of passengers is something that would like full time. “What the fuck was that?” said one motorist, swerving out of the way… Read more »

Ireland Restarts Fidelma Production Line

PRODUCTION has restarted at Ireland’s long dormant Fidelma factory with officials from the semi-state body Aulwans citing the need to protect a cornerstone of Irish heritage and culture with a programme of steady repopulation. “We’ve let stocks get to a dangerously low level, you knew we had to act when the recent census revealed there… Read more »

Waterford Millionaire Alan Rust Completes €147,000 Purchase Of Aertel

AERTEL users are considering getting their local GAA scores and television times from an alternative source if the proposed sale of the platform to controversial Waterford compo tycoon Alan Rust goes through as planned this weekend. Rust, who made his fortune with years of slip-n-fall claims around the country, has offered RTÉ approximately €147,000 for… Read more »