Category: LOCAL NEWS

Drugs In Ireland: Do We Need A Return Of Guards Visiting Schools & Telling Kids One Joint Will Kill Them?

IRELAND’S drug problem among the youth can only be tackled by the scariest ‘scared-straight’ programme of all time, according to a new government report on the worsening crisis. “We’re hearing about kids that have only started secondary school being exposed to heroin. We’re seeing dealers walking up to people’s doors selling drugs. We’re seeing cocaine… Read more »

America Considering Invading America

THERE IS growing evidence that America is mobilising military forces off its own coasts in a bid to rescue its citizens from America. The news comes as the Supreme Court, once viewed an independent institution free from political interference, issued a leaked opinion which would see abortion outlawed overnight, undoing 50 years of progress and… Read more »

Maybe Woman Stupid But Why The Fuck Is National Maternity Hospital Being Placed In Religious Trust?

“SORRY to impose on the government while it’s in the middle of building a maternity hospital with taxpayer’s money on church land it hasn’t even bothering fucking purchasing but,” began local incensed woman Grainne Kerslan. The Waterford native apologised for her idiot petite lady brain because, despite reading yet again that the publicly funded hospital… Read more »

School Pick-Up Legally Declared A Combat Sport

THE end-of-school bell in the majority of Irish primary schools is to be replaced by a recording of Bruce Buffer delivering his signature ‘let’s get ready to rumble’ catchphrase, to let parents on pick-up duty know that it’s time to start really busting some heads. “It’s only fair that all parents know that they’re engaged… Read more »