Scientists Believe Scandal Free BBC Presenter ‘Just Decades Away’

SCIENTISTS specialising in lab-grown British based radio and TV personalities have said despite recent in advancements in science, a scandal-free BBC presenter is still ‘decades away’, WWN can confirm.

The news comes after the sudden departure from the BBC radio roster of Scott Mills after 25 years at the broadcaster.

“The closest we’ve got in the lab is growing one presenter who inappropriately texted the 24-year-old childminder of his kids, it might not seem like much but that’s incredible progress that the childminder is in her 20s,” explained professor Frank Elden.

When asked about the significant presence of numerous presenters who have spotless records in their public and private lives, experts simply said ‘just you wait and see’.

Why the BBC is such a hotbed for these sorts of scandals remains hotly debated but one theory posited by broadcastologists is that the large satellites housed on top of the BBC HQ building act like a ‘nonce beacon’ and causes a magnetic pull to the building.

“Obviously the gravitational pull is nothing like on the level of somewhere like, say, the White House for example but it’s still significant,” one expert offered.