New Dissident Republican Group Warns Duo Chocolate Bars Are Meant For Two People

THE NEW leader of dissident ‘Óglaigh na hÉireann’ gang has warned that ‘gluttons who eat entire Duo bars’ will receive punishment style beatings in Republican areas of Belfast over the coming weeks.

“People who do not adhere to the ‘duo’ suggestion on Duo chocolate bars will have both kneecaps taken out,” a stark video message released by the organisation stated.

Demonstrating exactly how a Duo bar should be shared, a member of the group can be seen opening a Starbar Duo before taking one of the bars and passing the remaining one to an ÓNH colleague.

“The reason they are called Duo bars is because they are for two people,” the leader explained while chomping down on the snack sized treat.

Waiting for direction, the second recipient of the Duo bar then proceeded to eat the bar through his balaclava in an intimidating fashion, sending a clear warning to double droppers across the six counties.

“Just think of us as a kind of moral police force who will ensure stability within our own community,” the leader continued.

However, the group has since come under fire after it was revealed that an ÓNH member was spotted eating an entire share bag of Minstrels in a Belfast cinema last week.

The ÓNH was not available for comment.

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