Man On ‘Alpha Male Survival Course’ Surprised By Number Of Losers In Attendance

A LOCAL MAN on a weekend long ‘Alpha male course’ has expressed his dismay at the bizarre fact the course seems to be populated by losers, a cohort he most definitely isn’t part of, WWN can confirm.

“I thought it would be great to be somewhere us men were encouraged to be men, y’know, but a lot of these guys are fuckin’ losers,” explained 28-year-old IT manager Ruairi Hagan.

Set through their paces in a grueling boot camp where their bodies were put to the test, Hagan noted how many of men immediately gave up, citing made up ailments with one or two more of the men working hard to suppress their tears.

“I was ready to finally just be a man, get the testosterone flowing, allowed to talk about whatever I wanted, what my favourite podcasts talked about, but these dweebs just avoid eye contact and shuffle around awkwardly,” added Hagan who is paying €1200 for what was billed as a ‘weekend of elite men pushing themselves to the very limit’.

“I mean sure, I had nice chat with one guy about eugenics and the 80/20 rule but I was expecting a lot more people more my speed to be here. If one more person mentions Hentai I think I’ll scream,” offered Hagan, who brought his concerns to the event’s organisers.

“Constantly complaining is loser behaviour. We’ve supplied you with a picture of you running through some tyres and crawling under a net in the mud for your social media, now fuck off,” organisers told Hagan, as he suppressed the urge to cry.