Media Asked To Take Some Of That Can-Do Attitude It Took To Unmask Banksy & Direct It At Epstein Files

“OH A GRAFFITI artist who came up in English in the 90s is a middle-aged white man? Wow, impressive reporting! Listen while we have you there, any chance you could point that curiosity and resources to the small matter of…”

These were the words of much of the world after the unveiling of the true identity of Banksy at a time the US and Israel wage war in the Middle East in the shadow of the Epstein files.

While some enjoyed long form articles on the true identity of Banksy, other commentators couldn’t help but feel the media’s resources might be needed elsewhere.

“People enjoy the mystery and anonymity behind a sharp and witty artist and their works, it’s fun and we weren’t that much bothered with knowing his identity however, the mystery and anonymity behind powerful abusers? Oh, now you’re talking! Get working on that, huh? What a thought! That could be useful in someway, right? Knowing who availed of the services of the world’s most notorious sex trafficker? But hey, I don’t work for Reuters so what do I know?” confirmed one of the many people not interested in Banksy.

Despite these pleas the public have been told to prepare for more articles about the social likes and posts of the Beckham and how a monkey in a Japanese zoo is getting on.

“At least when I die on the front lines of the Great Oil War To Preserve Pedo Power, I can die knowing Banksy looked like my uncle Kev,” shared one fed up person.

UPDATE: In response the queries from the public, news publications have confirmed they will devote all their resources to uncovering who was behind the Epstein parade float in the Ballinrobe Paddy’s day parade.