Kim Jong Un Offers To Fund LIV Golf

AS THE SAUDI government brought down the sword on the LIV golf tour, there were fears among the tour’s one TV viewer that this could spell the end of the project, however, a surprise saviour has emerged offering to keep it alive.

“We have a rich golfing tradition here in my country, my own father in fact scored 11 hole-in-ones in his first ever game of golf,” explained Kim Jong Un, “We have the money, you don’t have the morals, the answer couldn’t be clearer”.

“You might fear a change of ownership will ruin what was so good about the tour but honestly, every murderous regime that restricts rights and brutally puts down opposition is pretty much the same, you won’t notice a difference,” Jong Un reassured players over a video call in which he pitched a LIV tour which would play some of North Korea’s finest courses.

While the players mull over the prospect of a different human rights abusing regime running the tour, experts on finding yourself in a dispute with Saudi Arabia have reached out to LIV tour members.

“I just wouldn’t attend any Saudi embassy any time soon, also, refrain from tweeting anything about the Saudi government if you can help it,” one experts shared.

Elsewhere, the PGA is open to welcoming players back on their tour, provided they accept teeing off in three feet of rough for the duration of the season.