Local Girlfriend Into Mad Hippy Dippy Shit

LOCAL MAN Harry Dunne has been slowly coming to terms with the fact that were he ever to move in with his girlfriend Leah Campbell, much of the apartment will be crammed with the hippiest of the dippiest shit his imagination can think of, WWN can reveal.

“Ah I love her like mad but I think we’ll be burning sage at any apartment we move into and we’ll have to chose a day to move in when the stars are aligned just right,” confirmed Dunne (24), whose nostrils are slowly becoming accustomed to a constant assault from essential oils.

“Like I can’t talk, I spend roughly 9 hours a week telling her about my fantasy football team like it’s as important as curing cancer, we both have our quirks, I say I’m going to the GP for a check up and she says I should use her healer instead,” explained Dunne.

Campbell (23) denied accusations of being into ‘mad hippy dippy shit’ but it was hard to make out what she was saying over the sound of various clattering wind chimes and crashing sound bath bowls she was surrounded by.

“I’d never agree with Harry if Leah was in ear shot but,” confirmed an anonymous friend of Campbell’s who is constantly being begged by her friend to attend a candle making guided mediation class.

“She’s not into the yoga for how amazing you feel after posting online about how you just did yoga, she’s into it for the spiritual side of it, it kind of freaks me out,” added the friend.

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