New Bombshell Hits Love Island Villa, Injuring Seven

YOU THOUGHT Love Island producers were done with the surprise twists? Think again! Audiences had barely caught their breath after the introductions of 12 new bombshells when yet another one was dropped in.

However, this new bombshell might be the most explosive yet; an unexploded WWII era ordinance will make sure every couple, no matter how secure and safe seeming, stay on their toes.

In a clip leaked to WWN ahead of tonight’s episode one islander can be heard asking one the girls if he can pull her for a chat by the live and active bombshell, setting hearts racing and doing the same for audiences in the process.

Another incident of high dramas sees on the couple argue over the fact one of their hearts raced more at the sight of the bombshell than it did during the heart rate challenge.

UPDATE: seven unimportant junior production staff have since been injured by the bombshell after it fell during strong winds and detonated, but viewers have been assured there will be no delay in episodes airing despite several emergency surgeries being required.

In a second clip, one angry male contestant can be heard shouting about how ‘hard it is to get your graft on when there’s explosion and shit doing my head in’.

Viewers have largely welcomed the addition stating ‘it’s about time they livened up to this boring ass series’.