“You Have That Glow About You” Coworkers Lie To Exhausted Looking Pregnant Woman

A LOCAL PREGNANT woman has confirmed that while she appreciates the gesture, her coworkers can stop telling her she has a ‘glow’, WWN has learned.

Flavia Walsh has confirmed she has ascended to a state of ‘exnausted’, a constant combination of exhaustion and nausea and considers anyone trying to compliment her to be a vicious liar who is taking the piss.

“Ah no, would ya stop, sure I couldn’t get out of bed with the morning sickness of my eldest fella but look at you, you’re positively glowing,” countered one co-worker, who Walsh is mentally making a note of so whenever that person leaves the company to only give €5 towards a leaving gift.

“I look and feel like a bad of shite that’s been emptied out on the floor and swept up and placed in an older, bigger bag of shite, so save your bullshit compliments,” confirmed Walsh, breaking into a sweat for no reason.

Walsh went on to outline how her swollen ankles, hands and face now resemble a Billy Roll and that she believes no court in the land would convict her if she deigned it necessary to deck someone for trying to make out she looks like a ‘luminous mother earth type deity that is bossing work’.

UPDATE: Walsh’s husband Gavin Walsh made the fatal error of telling his wife she was in fact correct and she looked tired and needed to put her feet up.

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