Realistic AI Girlfriend Slowly Falls Out Of Love With You

PIONEERING AI tech firm HeAIrt have gained the attention of billionaire investors across the world after claiming a huge breakthrough in the field of AI companionship, WWN can reveal.

HeAIrt’s flagship AI girlfriend product now comes with a highly realistic guarantee of slowly falling out of love with its owner, who can have the privilege of such a realistic relationship through HeAIrt’s €700 a month premium membership.

“Name her, give her a customised avatar. She’ll love you, devote herself to you, agree with everything you say and then eventually she’ll resent how you’ve got too comfortable, and the numbing affect of predictable boring every day life gnaws away at her until she no longer loves you,” explained HeAIrt CEO Kona Kairys.

So far the feedback from customers has been overwhelming positive.

“We just drifted apart I guess… I’m heartbroken but numb and at the same time I know it’s right that we go our separate ways, I think she’s dating Elon Musk now, which is cool for her I guess,” shared one customer who rated the AI experience as 100% accurate to real life relationship drudgery.

“This AI girlfriend app is amazing, before HeAIrt I was such a loser I never stood a chance of meeting a woman in real life and not prioritising our relationship. Thanks HeAIrt, I owe you everything!” added another customer, who know spends his time sending abusive texts and voicemails to his ex-AI girlfriend.

UPDATE: HeAIart has declared bankruptcy after failing to account for the fact its core demographic is the last cohort of people interested in allowing their other half any free will.

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