Dublin Bus Launch Quadruple Deckers

IN A STRATEGIC move that sensibly predicts the Dublin Metro will only come on stream in 2075, Dublin Bus is increasing capacity of some of its bus routes moving beyond the traditional double-decked bus to buses with four floors.

“This bad boy can carry double the amount of little shits who blast music on their phones without any ear phones in sight,” said one Dublin Bus driver, while enthusiastically slapping a new quadruple decker.

The increase in the number of passengers being carried on these buses means commuters can look forward to even more unwashed armpits stinking up the bus as well as an increase in individuals smoking on the bus whose sole reason for doing so appears to be goading a fellow passenger into and argument and a headbutt.

While the quadruple buses can’t hope to compete with the capacity of the Dublin Metro, which as outlined before, will be completed by 2075 tens of billions over budget and mistakenly finishing in Meath rather than Swords.

“Oh Jesus Christ no, what have one done” responded a Dublin Bus spokesperson when asked a question based on the presumption that none of the buses would be used on routes requiring buses to pass under bridges.

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