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Local Farmer Breeding Pit-Bull Sheep To Ward Off Dog Attacks
SICK of losing livestock to roaming dogs, local sheep farmer Michael O’Dwyer has defended criticism of his new genetically modified ... -
“Please Outbid Our Own Citizens For Homes,” Government Tells International Property Conference
THE MINISTER for Housing James Browne has assembled a crack team of delegates to join him at the MIPIM property ... -
Fleadh Hole: Ireland’s Newest & Largest Swingers Festival Announced For Waterford
A HUGE economic boost for Waterford has arrived in the form of Ireland newest festival The Fleadh Hole, which aims ... -
“100 Ways Catherine Connolly Disgraced Ireland In Her First 100 Days As President”
OUR RESIDENT sage Bill Badbody assesses all the ways Catherine Connolly has failed Ireland since she took up the presidency ... -
Child Of Prague Let Go By Met Éireann After Poor Performance Review
MET ÉIREANN have announced a raft of job cuts citing poor employee performance in the wake of endless rain which ... -
White House Confirm They Don’t Follow Sinn Féin On TikTok, Think They’re Cringe & Would ...
THE WHITE HOUSE has confirmed that Sinn Féin is ‘mid at best’ and has ‘zero aura’ after the Irish opposition ... -
“Oh Wait, I’m Minister For Education!” Confirms Minister For Education Shortly After Halting SNA Cuts
PLANNED CUTS to SNAs in mainstream class rooms across the country has been halted less than 24 hours after the ... -
Gobshites Presiding Over SNAs Cuts Clearly In Need Of An Education
A PRELIMINARY report into the decision to reduce the number of SNAs in schools leading to children with additional needs ... -
Local Mother May Never Recover From Daughter Having Audacity To Think She Knows What’s Best ...
FRIENDS ARE rallying around local Irish mother Bernice O’Hallihan and exploring every possible therapeutic measure to help her recover from ... -
Nightmare: Friend You Jokingly Made ‘If We’re Both Still Single By 40’ Pact Looking To ...
“IN NO FUCKING world did I envisage this would ever come to pass,” shared a horrified 39-year-old Fiona Casserly, speaking ...
