UPTURNED cars, roof slates scattered on the road alongside other heavy debris, and loss of phone and internet signal was first suspected to be the aftermath of a rare mini tornado in Ballyduff, Kerry. However, following a routine investigation by Met Éireann the damage has been proven to be the work of Cum Guzzle Gaz… Read more »
A LEGAL battle dating back to 2014 may have finally reached an end following a ruling by the European Human Rights Court, with the final take-away being that there’s probably better places than Asher’s Bakery in Belfast to get a gay rights message iced onto a piece of confectionary. Mr. Gareth Lee had fought Ashers… Read more »
GROUNDBREAKING morning disc jockeys Niall Galvin and Tracey Fields were said to be bombarded by tens of texts this morning after sparking listeners interest with a common everyday conundrum, WWN can report. “It just came to me this morning when I found the ketchup on the table and put it in the fridge right before… Read more »
‘LITTLE CHRISTMAS’, ‘Women’s Christmas’, ‘Nollaig na mBan’- all different names for the 6th of January, and all perfectly valid reasons for Waterford man Declan Carmine to have one last good session of drink before January starts properly. “I was going to start my diet and stop eating selection boxes for breakfast, but then I remember… Read more »
THE children of Sean O’Bilson have been given the price of a trip to the cinema and a warning to not come back to the house until after dark, as the the Waterford man requires absolute concentration to ‘de-Christmas the place’ in one go. O’Bilson, 46, has checked the weather, cleared his schedule, refrained from… Read more »
AS schools look set to re-open despite ever-higher Covid cases and little to no additional measures to ensure classroom safety, principals around the country are cherry-picking the most promising students to head their classes when teachers inevitably have to drop out and isolate. “We used to do this all the time in the 80s, the… Read more »
IN A CLICHÉ riddled post about this year being its year, Covid-19 has insisted that while some people may have viewed its year as successful, the airborne disease feels it took the foot off the gas towards the tail end of 2021. “Sure, I got plenty of attention and airtime but it wasn’t my best… Read more »
FRIENDS, co-workers and relatives of Waterford woman Sheila Connaughton have all made sure to complement her on the absolutely sick new noise-cancelling headphones she got for Christmas from her long-term boyfriend, before quickly changing the subject and moving on. “Wow, they must be so handy for when you’re on the bus and you just want… Read more »
HOPEFUL and expectant players looking to win big with a free PCR test slot have been told they would be better off taking their chances on Ireland’s rollover €19mn jackpot. “Honestly, these people who play the PCR test game are delusional. You’re not special pal, you’ve as much chance as winning as everyone else by… Read more »
MARCHING through the doors with a beaming smile, refreshed from weeks off and more days off to come, the government was full of post-Christmas chat, even if they had a fairly quiet one. “Had the phone switched off, you know yourself – work life balance is important and it’s the only time you get to… Read more »
