THE Covid-19 virus is seemingly ‘too good’ for Waterford native Michael Flaherty, who has turned up yet another negative antigen test despite displaying every possible symptom of the disease that has touched every corner of the planet over the last three years. “Every corner except 112 Erskine Childers Street, Waterford,” groused a sour-as-fuck Flaherty today,… Read more »
BRAVELY fighting against the relentless peer pressure that friends and coworkers exert on him as they partake in Dry January, one local man has won praise for going against the grain. “Fair play to him, that takes guts,” said one observer of Michael Gayle, who is 4 days into Wet January, a new trend which… Read more »
PARENTS across the country are today bemoaning the fact that their months of sacrifice and saving to provide a memorable Christmas morning for their kids is all going to be credited to a ‘non-existent fat fucker in a red suit’, WWN can confirm. “Oh you asked Santa for all this stuff and he just delivered… Read more »
SEEING dozens of people in sleeping bags on Dublin’s streets as he does his Christmas shopping and recalling news footage of hundreds queuing for food vouchers handed out by charities, local man Darren Dreeland has vowed to spare a thought for those less fortunate this Christmas. “That’s the very least I can in this season… Read more »
THE IRISH literary scene is celebrating the awarding of the Nobel Prize for Literature to one of their own, Dublin woman Tara Hynnes, who at 31 becomes the youngest every recipient of the award beating out Rudyard Kipling who was 41 when the honour was bestowed upon him. “Hynnes voice is distinctive, original and relentless…. Read more »
THE friends of Dublin woman Aileen Kelly have tried their best to steer her right when it comes to relationships, but even they have admitted that there’s nothing they can do to make her part ways with Twitter despite how much it’s clearly harming her. Kelly, 35, has been in relationships where she’s become overly… Read more »
AN EXPLOSION of violence in Limerick, the impending and uncertain end to one of the biggest gangland trial’s in the State’s history and a failure to hit new gardaí recruitment targets has led some experts to suggest that now would be an ideal time to have a full-time Minister for Justice. “Having the Minister for… Read more »
WITH the purchase of her sixth different variation of a cuddly toy animal dressed as Santa Claus in the space of two days, local mother Catríona O’Minnan is now getting help for her novelty Christmas ornament addiction. “I’d be making up excuses all the time to drive into town like ‘oh the car misses town’… Read more »
IN A RECENTLY deleted tweet in which he used his 10-million follower strong Twitter account to target and mock the mental health struggles of a comedian all because he told a joke, martial artist Conor McGregor, who now fights more cases in the dock than in the ring, claimed ‘I am Ireland’. It was the… Read more »
