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Glenmore Speed Camera To Become The World’s First Inanimate Trillionaire
THERE were mixed reactions today to the news that a local speed camera is on course to become the world’s ... -
Ireland’s Criminals Asked To Be On Best Behaviour Now Gardaí Are All Needed For EU ...
WITH THE MAJORITY of the nation’s police force being seconded to cover security matters relating to Ireland hosting the European ... -
“Is That Summer Over Then?” Complains Man Who Spent Week Complaining About Heat
LOCAL man Terry Hennessey found another reason to crib today after realising the heat he was giving out about all ... -
Husband Won’t Be Allowed Watch The News Again If He Keeps Shouting At TV
A WATERFORD husband has been issued a stern warning and potential ban from all watching of the news on TV, ... -
Poll: How Could Enoch Burke Be Convinced To Purge His Contempt Of Court Orders?
WITH a High Court once again considering releasing Enoch Burke despite his steadfast repeating of the fact he will continue ... -
Jane From No.43 Told To Fuck Off & Watch The Game In Her Own Gaff
A LOCAL Dublin man is said to be regretting his kind neighbourly gesture of allowing the woman down the road ... -
Exception To ‘Don’t Wish Anyone Harm’ Dies In Hospital
THE RARE exception to the phrase and sentiment ‘don’t wish anyone harm’ has died in hospital today, WWN can report. ... -
Wicklow Hotel Insists There’s A Perfectly Good Reason Peter Thiel Needed The Pentagram Room
POWERSCOURT Hotel in Wicklow has denied there is anything sinister about co-founder of PayPal and Palantir, Peter Thiel, requesting the ... -
Local Man Beginning To Feel Like He’s Never Going To Get Car Washed By Group ...
A WATERFORD MAN has bravely broken his silence over his fears that perhaps he will never have his car washed ... -
Elon Musk To Be Grand Marshall Of This Year’s 12th Of July Marches
FOR HIS SERVICES to encouraging Loyalist thugs to burn out foreigners in Belfast and beyond, an invite has been extended ...
