HOLDING up a long stream of traffic and travelling at a painful 34 kilometers per hour, local farmer Danny Rice is expected to finally arrive back at the farm later this afternoon after leaving protests in Dublin city on Wednesday. “Jaysis, they’re in an awful rush around here,” Rice barked at a passing BMW that… Read more »
IN AN earnest attempt to acknowledge that falsely inflating listenership figures of sponsored content via ‘click farms’ is wrong, the qualified banter engineers over at Joe.ie have produced a HILARIOUS bobble head video set to copyrighted music and copyrighted video footage to convey how seriously they are treating the matter. ‘Click farm’ is the term… Read more »
“MORE GLITTER! No, more than that! Where’s the feckin’ glue gun?” a visibly stressed Late Late Show host Ryan Tubridy barked from within the confines of a small shed on the grounds of RTÉ. The host is facing the unenviable task of making every single toy that features on this year’s show from scratch, such… Read more »
WITH the cost of the Leinster House printer now reaching the €1.8 million mark, the government has reluctantly admitted that in a rare misstep it may have needlessly overspent, before warning taxpayers that if they thought the printer was expensive, wait until they hear the cost of the cartridges. “Like most printers, the ink is… Read more »
AFTER seeing Taoiseach Leo Varadkar race down to Wexford to spend a day campaigning alongside Verona Murphy, one Fine Gael by-election candidate feared he didn’t have enough questionable morals, beliefs and ideas to represent the party adequately. “She said child refugees need to be ‘de-programmed’, then she’s accused of ‘interference’ regarding a Road Safety Authority… Read more »
AWARE of the strange belief held by some Irish people that Met Éireann is personally responsible for all the bad weather endured on the island, staff at the meteorological outfit have sought to reverse the bleak and constant torrents of rain, wind and cold with a new non-scientific approach. “Bless the rains down in Africa,… Read more »
BEEF FARMERS currently protesting in Dublin City centre for the past two days have been politely asked if they could give the government a hand moving a very large printer in Leinster House, while they’re hanging about with their tractors outside and doing nothing. Making the most out of a bad situation, Minister for Agriculture… Read more »
Governments, why pay more for printers and office accessories, when you can make significant savings with our exclusive Black Friday sale? Get a printer that is perfectly suitable for use in the Dáil; was €1,000,000 of taxpayer’s money, now just €238! Buy one for every single one of the 158 TDs in Leinster House, and… Read more »
WWN have opened a case file to examine what links may exist between controversial political hopeful Gemma O’Doherty and some of the biggest pork processing corporations in the country; and we’re determined to blow the piggy lid right off this thing. We began our investigations into O’Doherty, a dead-cert for the Fingal seat in the… Read more »
MINISTER for Transport Shane Ross has reversed all recent drink-driving, speeding and penalty point proposals for rural drivers after objections from certain rural TDs and established the RRR (rural rules of the road). “We’d like to stress to isn’t about securing easy votes come the next election. Allowing rural drivers to do whatever the fuck… Read more »
