Fleadh Hole: Ireland’s Newest & Largest Swingers Festival Announced For Waterford

A HUGE economic boost for Waterford has arrived in the form of Ireland newest festival The Fleadh Hole, which aims to bring together fans of horsing it in and out of their partners and the partners of perfect strangers.

Waterford beat off stiff competition to land what will surely come to be known as the finest week of riding in Ireland outside of the Punchestown Festival.

Chief tourism officer with Waterford council Stephen Johns says the festival represents a huge confidence boost in the city and wider county.

“That swingers have looked at Waterford and said ‘we could get some serious riding done here’ is a testament to our proud heritage as an, at times, fairly sleazy den of sin jam-packed with horny delinquents, we’ve managed to turn a major turn off into a turn on,” welcomed Johns.

“Not only will The Fleadh Hole bring some interesting never-heard-of-before STDs, strangely erotic sounds emanating from laneways and venues, it is also estimated that local sales of condoms, Viagra and lubricants could hit €750,000 over the course of the week,” Johns added.

Events across the festival running from May 1-8 will include ‘introduction to wife swapping’, ‘master your fiddle’, ‘traditional Irish pegging’, and a Guinness World Record attempt at the longest distance ejaculation.

“We’ve already had interest from as far a field as Germany, Japan and Mexico. So it’ll bring international tourism too. And we’re delighted that Onlyfans has agreed to sponsor our loveliest Milf, Dilf and Gilfs competitions which will take place in the Theatre Royal,” shared visibly aroused organiser Mickey Hand.

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