Gobshites Presiding Over SNAs Cuts Clearly In Need Of An Education

A PRELIMINARY report into the decision to reduce the number of SNAs in schools leading to children with additional needs receiving less help and support has found that those making these recommendations are in need of the sort of education they’re depriving children of, WWN can report.

“We’d suggest trying to secure a place in a school starting September, but there’s plenty of parents that’ll tell you that’s fucking impossible to get,” confirmed parents who have had to fight tooth and nail over several years to get a place for their child in mainstream education only to now discover access to Special Needs Assistants will be cut.

“And whenever who made this decision gets round to securing an education for themselves they might understand firsthand what children lose when they can’t access an SNA,” added parents, suffering from chronic voice loss after years of their loud and vocal pleas falling on deaf ears.

When approached for comment the Minister for Education Hildegarde Naughton and Minister for Special Education Michael Moynihan left a cloud of smoke after fleeing the scene, leaving behind only a statement that read ‘ask the NCSE’.

Meanwhile, the head of an illegal offshore CIA black site somewhere in the Caribbean has said he is ‘in awe’ of the torture the Department of Education subjects parents of children with additional needs to on a regular basis.

“You sick bastards, teach me your ways,” the CIA operative said.

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