Sony Launch PlayStation 10 Out Of Fucking Nowhere

SKIPPING four models in a bid to get ahead of any competition, Sony has announced it is to release PlayStation X tomorrow morning ‘out of fucking nowhere’, WWN tech reports.

The huge leap forward has been met with some controversy as the PlayStation 5 hasn’t really been given much air to breathe since its release in November 2020.

“Remember when you were all killing each other trying to get the new PS5 because we drip fed production causing consoles to be sold for silly money and then you realised it wasn’t much of a jump really and felt kind of duped? Well let us introduce the new PlayStation X, which will only be available tomorrow morning between 8.59am and 9am,” a spokesperson for PlayStation stated.

It is understood just 1,000 consoles will be sold tomorrow morning at a price of €3,200 each to only people with the name John Smith.

“Obviously skipping four models has it’s setbacks as this series was originally intended to be released in 2040, so we need to drip feed it,” the statement read, adding, “also you won’t be able to play any games on it for another fifteen years as it’s so advanced, but we’re certain there’s a market for it as you idiots will literally buy anything we tell you to”.

Thousands of gamers have already begun camping outside designated stores across the world in the hopes of securing the new console.

“I like game machine,” explained fulltime son of two John Smith from Gorey, “me first to buy… me happy because everyone jealous,” he concluded before clapping his hands together in joy.

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