Strategic Mid Afternoon Nap Completely Misjudged By Man Now Even More Tired & Groggy

EMERGING BLEARY-EYED from a strategic nap that has been deeply miscalculated, local man Tom Feeney is even more foggy of mind than before making the decision to catch up on some sleep.

“D’fuck?” said Feeney massaging his face as he returned to work at 3.23pm after 23 minutes of solid napping only to find his brain replaced with a plate of jelly.

A weekend on the tear, followed by a racing mind which kept him up last night, Feeney had what he deemed the genius idea to sleep through his lunch break, deferred due to a needless Teams meeting, while working from home.

“A friend said ‘sneaky lunch time nap is the key, I do them all the time’, I feel like someone has put my head in a washing machine. I’ll be about as productive the North Korean economy at this rate,” struggled Feeney, whose thoughts were now like distant relatives who haven’t met in years.

His body and mind still figuratively on the couch he drooled and snored on for 23 minutes, Feeney used his closed fists to claw aimlessly at his keyboard and stared at a spreadsheet like it was a complicated maths invented by penguins who communicate only through complex hieroglyphics.

“I don’t think I’ll ever recover from this,” conceded Feeney of a nap which will be complimented this evening by the 31-year-old staying up until 3am playing Final Fantasy XIV.