Guilt-Ridden Man Gonna Keep Take Away Tubs For A Bit Before Fucking Them Out

PUTTING the plastic containers into the dishwasher knowing full well he’ll be fucking them into the green bin next week, Harry Reilly pondered over what he could possibly use the takeaway tubs for post cleaning cycle.

“These will be great for meal prepping during the week,” the delusional 43-year-old convinced himself, blocking out the dozens of plastic tubs he previously discarded over the past year.

Too sturdy to throw away yet too grubby to reuse, Reilly was confident that this batch would definitely be upcycled for something, rattling off all the possible uses he could muster in the hopes of helping to save the environment.

“They’ll be perfect for holding old screws and bolts,” the genius thought, before remembering he doesn’t really do DIY stuff, “or little germinating pots for herbs or some shit… yeah, they’ll definitely be of use for something like that,” he concluded as he placed them in the press under the sink beside his bag full of plastic bags that he keeps forgetting about when doing his weekly shop.

Meanwhile, take away restaurants across the country have confirmed they’re looking into using the cardboard containers used in most developed countries across the world but stated it may take several more years for the technology to reach Irish shores.

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