Man-Bun Slash Hook Man Favourite To Make Appearance At Next Year’s Ballinrobe Patrick’s Day Parade

A VIRAL SENSATION as part of a shocking incident that could have gone very wrong and ended in violence, ‘man-bun slash hook man’ the current breakout star from the fuel protests is the current bookie’s favourite to be aped in the Ballinrobe Patrick’s Day parade next year.

“It’s too early to say he’ll be the subject of the main float attraction, it looks like there’s dozen more incidents from the protests to pour over but the fact this incident took place on the road and involved vehicles certainly makes it easy on us from an imitation point of view,” said one of the float men, who goes by the aliases Cardinal Chaos and Monsieur Mayhem.

“The lads are buzzing already, there’s fights over who gets to play the big fucker who took the yoke off him and made him shit his pants, and Melania Trump is the background doing her press conference, ah it’s all coming together in my head”.

Drawing inspiration from the Dadaist art movement of the early 1900s, the Ballinrobe parades of the past have defied convention and form to entertain and offend in equal measure, while always drawing from real world events; something the boys behind the floats say will continues.

“What can we say, we’re loose cannons. Oh! There’s an idea, write that down Seán, we could have loose cannons as part of the parade too, like meta-commentary thing,” added Mr Chaos.

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