Woman Files HR Complaint Against Coworker Won’t Shut Up About Love Island

A DUBLIN WOMAN has called on the HR team at her workplace, Fannon Solutions, to intervene after coworker Jade Healy showed no signs of being capable of having a non-Love Island themed conversation, WWN can report.

“I could write this in official language like ‘detrimental to workflow’ or whatever bullshit, the cow just needs to shut up about Love fucking Island,” Jess Madigan said in an email to her HR manager, outlining her desire for disciplinary proceedings to be started in order to address the fact her desk buddy Healy is constantly trying to talk bout ITV’s flagship dating show.

Healy, an avid fan of the show, has punctured the silence in the office to ask Madigan her opinion on contestants on the show, everything item of clothing worn, and whether she’d go like the clappers in the hideaway.

“To be fair, I’ve just asked HR to pull you for a chat, I’m not mugging you off,” Magigan said in language Healy could understand, attempting to outline how irritating it is to be told about ‘bombshells’ in response to a request about an urgent client report overdue by a week.

“And the fact you called me switching desks to escape Love Island talk a ‘re-coupling’ shows I made the right decision to involve Love Island.

“That stuck up bitch thinks she’s better than me, but I know she watches it on the sly, I heard her watching it on her phone in the toilet when she was on her shit break” Healy told WWN in response.