Local Man Confident Persistent Health Issue Will Resolve Itself If Ignored Long Enough

A LOCAL WATERFORD man is confidently expecting a number of symptoms which could mean he has bowel cancer, including tummy pain, tiredness, constipation and blood in his ‘number twos’, will simply resolve themselves if ignored long enough with a stubbornness only Irish men possess, WWN can reveal.

Waterford native David Cullins is undertaking a pioneering approach to health involving simply ignoring every gnawing feeling that could be put at ease with one simple visit to the doctor.

“Just ignoring things like this never worked for any other person in the history of humanity, but maybe there’s a first for everything,” confirmed one medical expert unconvincingly.

Despite attempts to assure Cullins, he remains stubbornly open to taking a leaf out of his 2019 pledge to join the gym and put it on the long finger.

“I leave booking flights until I’m in the airport, people say it’ll cost ya but I’m just a world class putter-offer, besides, it doesn’t really affect my life in any way,” explained Cullins who paid €1200 for budget airline flights to London.

“I always put the bins out at the last minute when the bin lads are already moving on to the next estate, I always go into the NCT with bald tyres but as I said putting things off is never really an issue for me,” Cullins added.

Health experts have appealed to anyone like Cullins with symptoms of possible bowel cancer to go to their doctor as soon as possible or for anyone 57-years-old to  71 years young to take the bowel screen test. 

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