“Time Running Out To Capture Beluga Whale & Turn It Into Attraction For Tourists” Warn Business Leaders
CONCERNS have been raised over the fate of a beluga whale seen off the coast of Donegal, as many tourism euro conservationists have sounded the alarm over the fragile strength of the tourist exploitation ecosystem, WWN has learned.
“For the love of all that is Holy, will someone get that thing in a net and into a clear tank and build a visitor’s centre around it,” cried one leading business rights activist, stating this is very much a race against time.
The fragile climate of fleecing Yanks remains under threat with every instance of Irish society failing to turn everything into entertainment for tourists, further exacerbated by many burying their heads in the sand as others deliver stark warnings.
“Somewhere there’s a woman with a little coffee truck that could be parked up in the car park of the beluga whale Museum of Ireland. The jobs and revenue could be endless. Five euro coffees, 16 euro cheese toasties but if we don’t sedate this whale and start the US ad campaign, it’ll be too late, we’ll have nothing,” confirmed one entrepreneur who has a link with a child labour production facility in China that is ready to go on an order of 100,000 ‘Billy the beluga’ plushies.
The move to bring the beluga whale ashore and placed in a dedicated local visitor’s centre off the coast of Donegal in Dublin City Centre are complicated further by the number of locals claiming to be the beluga’s business manager, agent and image rights holder.
