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Overwhelming Evidence Suggests The English Just Invented Football To Torture Ireland
FOOTBALL, which at first appears to be a sport happily played by billions of people across the globe, has far ... -
Emotional Irish Fans In Prague Brought To Tears As Favourite Strip Club Closed Down
WHILE MOST Irish fans are dizzyingly positive about tonight’s game due to good omens such as a cloud that vaguely ... -
Spurs Getting Relegated Could Create Joy Not Felt Since Leicester Won The League
A CALAMITOUS, hilarity-filled relegation from the Premier League for Tottenham Hotspurs could spark the kind of wild scenes of joy ... -
Football Fan’s Opinion That Premier League Is Shite Now In No Way Connected With Team ...
AS DEBATE rages on about the emergence of people bemoaning the apparent turgid style of play dominating the Premier League, ... -
Manchester United To Be Sold For Scrap
IN THE WAKE of recent events the decision has been made to strip Manchester United football club down to its ... -
“You Think You Have It Bad?” Office Man United Fan Cautions Venezuelan Co-Worker
“WE’VE this head-the-ball billionaire who has created this power vacuum, we haven’t a clue what’s next. It’s the uncertainty, that ... -
“C’mon, A Bit Of Fresh Air Will Do You Good” Wife Says To Distraught Liverpool ...
LOCAL MAN and distraught Liverpool fan Shay O’Brien remained plunged into a permanent state of distress following Mo Salah’s public ... -
Isak Fails To Turn Up For Liverpool Training In Bid To Force Real Madrid Move
NEW LIVERPOOL SIGNING Alexander Isak has gone on strike in a bid to force a January transfer window move to ... -
Slave Labourer Trapped In Saudi Arabia Sympathises With Alexander Isak
A SLAVE LABOURER trapped in Saudi Arabia’s kafala system and at the mercy of a cruel employer who thinks nothing ... -
“I’m Buzzing”: Office Man United Fan On Cloud Nine After 1-0 Defeat To Arsenal
“I’M WORRIED ABOUT Dave” Concerned office workers have encircled the desk of deliriously optimistic and hopeful Dublin man and Manchester ...
