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Manchester United To Be Sold For Scrap
IN THE WAKE of recent events the decision has been made to strip Manchester United football club down to its ... -
“You Think You Have It Bad?” Office Man United Fan Cautions Venezuelan Co-Worker
“WE’VE this head-the-ball billionaire who has created this power vacuum, we haven’t a clue what’s next. It’s the uncertainty, that ... -
“C’mon, A Bit Of Fresh Air Will Do You Good” Wife Says To Distraught Liverpool ...
LOCAL MAN and distraught Liverpool fan Shay O’Brien remained plunged into a permanent state of distress following Mo Salah’s public ... -
Isak Fails To Turn Up For Liverpool Training In Bid To Force Real Madrid Move
NEW LIVERPOOL SIGNING Alexander Isak has gone on strike in a bid to force a January transfer window move to ... -
Slave Labourer Trapped In Saudi Arabia Sympathises With Alexander Isak
A SLAVE LABOURER trapped in Saudi Arabia’s kafala system and at the mercy of a cruel employer who thinks nothing ... -
“I’m Buzzing”: Office Man United Fan On Cloud Nine After 1-0 Defeat To Arsenal
“I’M WORRIED ABOUT Dave” Concerned office workers have encircled the desk of deliriously optimistic and hopeful Dublin man and Manchester ... -
Poll: Are Liverpool Favourites For Relegation After Community Shield Loss?
AFTER A DEVASTATING LOSS Liverpool are clearly in crisis with no way back, their title defence over already. Things are ... -
Neck Brace Wearing Danny Healy Rae ‘May Never Walk Again’ After Garda Attack
DANNY HEALY RAE was meant to be enjoying a day in Croke Park, watching on as Kerry surged to All-Ireland ... -
Roma To Relocate Funtasia To Rome To Help Evan Ferguson Settle In
AWARE THAT their big marque signing from Ireland could find it hard to adjust to the city of Rome with ... -
Football Journalists Camp Outside Damien Duff’s House, Beg Him To Reconsider Resignation
DEEP in the throes of grief, Ireland’s football journalists remain camped outside the home of now former Shelbourne manager Damien ...
