IRELAND MAY have lost 1-0 to France but there were more positives to take than an STD clinic’s lab in-tray. Following an additional VAR review this morning, replays still have no idea how Mike Maignan kept out that Collins header. Kylian Mbappé apologised for missing the game last night. The PSG man denied skipping out… Read more »
A CLASH of huge importance when it comes to deciding the fate of Stephen Kenny’s men as they attempt to kickstart Euro 2024 qualifying with a positive result, France come to town the overwhelming favourites. However, far from pessimistic, WWN Sports believes in Ireland’s chances and have identified the following ways the boys in green… Read more »
AS PART of its quest to sell the soul of the game to the highest bidder, FIFA have confirmed that the 2026 version of the World Cup tournament will be an enhanced format with extra participants, requiring the entire earth’s population to participate. “What a special day, today I feel qualified for the World Cup,”… Read more »
IT WAS another frustrating evening for Erling Haaland after he bagged a measly five goals in Man City’s round-of-16 Champion’s League tie against Leipzig, giving his critics yet another opportunity to make jokes at his expense. “It’s just embarrassing at this point,” said one fan who was adamant from the day the Norwegian signed for… Read more »
THE FAI has unveiled the new badge under which will adorned the jerseys of the Irish international football teams. Gone is reference to the FAI and the shamrock makes a comeback. But what do the fans make of it? Tell us what you think:
MEDICAL professionals working on the front lines of GP practices and hospitals are appealing for help from the WHO and infectious disease specialists after thousands of people failed to turn up to work this morning, citing the sudden onset of illness. “It’s localised to Man Utd supporters so we’re examining what could have brought this… Read more »
WITH THE EUPHORIA from the monumental achievement of a League Cup win, local Manchester United fan Liam O’Brien is continuing to persuade his wife to consider the name Erik Ten Tag for their newborn child. “Dad, Mam, did you hear,” said an emotional O’Brien on the phone to his parents, “they’re after giving Rashford the… Read more »
SEEMINGLY unable to process the fact that the defence of his beloved club Liverpool now operate as effectively as a dam made of Swiss cheese trying to hold back a tsunami, local man Peter Connell remains rooted to his sofa in a catatonic state. “He’s been unresponsive ever since Fabinho gift wrapped Madrid’s 5th goal…. Read more »
FACING the prospect of his beloved football club being purchased by Qatar, Manchester United fan Owen Kingston is clearing his throat ahead of uttering an endless stream of false equivalences, straw man arguments and mangled analogies when it comes to the subject of basic human rights. “At the end of the day gay people, it’s… Read more »
ARSENAL FANS have been quick to clarify that their team is not in a meltdown but have been hampered by the fact they themselves are a sweaty sobbing mess of panic and hurt. “It’s not, it’s not, it’s so not that, it’s not a meltdown, it just isn’t, it isn’t, no one is panicking,” confirmed… Read more »