HOMEOWNERS with CCTV, TikTok video makers, drone operators, dash cam car owners and council operated traffic cameras have all been called into action by Oakwood Golf Club member John Tynan as he seeks documentary evidence that he sank a beauty of a 40ft putt. Tynan, known among his golf buddies as useless at golf as… Read more »
IT’S the moral dilemma that rears its head regularly; ethically speaking, could you countenance killing baby Hitler if you had the unique chance to go back in time and change one single detail of human history. And yet, for some people Roy Keane’s absence from the 2002 World Cup is of greater concern, and represents… Read more »
‘THE SAIPAN Incident’ has reached its 20th anniversary and what was once a one-day set of commemorations has expanded into a week long festival of festering and forlorn fury in order for the Irish economy to properly maximise tourism revenue. Here’s all the events taking place to mark Roy Keane’s controversial exit from the 2002… Read more »
“IT’S the hope that kills you, no?” Man City manager Pep Guardiola said in the wake of his side’s manic 3-2 win over Aston Villa while admitting momentarily shitting the bed was always part of the plan just to heap extra misery on his rivals. Performing a quadruple bypass on Liverpool, Guardiola confirmed that it… Read more »
DESPITE the fact it hasn’t even been 24 hours since Eintracht Frankfurt beat Rangers in a penalty shootout to clinch the Europa League, the environs of Celtic Park now boast an imposing statue dedicated to the German club. “I commissioned the statue as soon as I saw Aaron Ramsey was taking a penalty,” confirmed a… Read more »
THE FOOTBALL world has immediately thrown its support behind Lionel Messi as he recently came out as someone more than willing to take money from the homophobic regime in Saudi Arabia to promote the country as a tourism ambassador, WWN Sport can reveal. “Wow, this is huge. Hopefully this encourages other footballers reportedly worth €500mn… Read more »
A SMALL northern football club in England, recently subjected to a vile campaign from biased media, ex-pros and rivals, look set to sign an unheralded player from a country were football is a minor sport. Manchester Academical, managed by Peter Guard, spoke of their signing of striker Eric Halling as a rare bright spot for… Read more »
THE AUSTERE wood-panelled Victorian court room housing the libel case between Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy, which kicks off live on Sky Sports, is to make history by implementing a first for legal technology with the use of VAR. Replacing the usual back and forth between a judge and the legal representatives of the defence… Read more »
WITH LIVERPOOL drawing with Spurs and Man City thrashing Newcastle it’s clear the biggest story in football from this weekend is as always Manchester United’s ritualistic and sadomasochistic flagellating of themselves for the pleasure of rival fans. Losing to Brighton 4-0 could be among the most embarrassing defeats suffered by Man U in recent years,… Read more »
FOLLOWING a 1-0 defeat to Man City over two legs football fair play fenomeno Diego Simeone’s Atletico Madrid side gave a masterclass in grace, humility and acceptance. Scenes of rampant shithousery are the very last thing football fans want to see as it brings them zero joy. In order to preserve the innocent soul of… Read more »