Category: Football

Irish Shops Sell Out Of Ukraine Jerseys

EUROS fever has finally hit Ireland and it is currently spreading quicker than the Delta variant as Irish retailers struggle to reorder enough Ukraine football jerseys to meet the high demand. “Me? Ah been into the Ukraine footy for years, changed my name to Sean Shevchenko,” confirmed Sean Shevchenko, one of many in a mile… Read more »

The NLDWWNERU (No Longer Daily WWN Euros Round Up)

YET ANOTHER day of a disappointing action in a dreary sleep-inducing Euros. The 8pm kickoff saw France stroll home easy 3-1 winners for everyone that switched over to Love Island around the 70 minute mark. The only thing worse than Lenglet’s defending for the opening Swiss goal was Xhaka’s haircut. Lenglet will regret filling his… Read more »

It’s The DWWNERU (Daily WWN Euros Round Up)

A BITTERLY disappointing batch of games only saw 18 goals across 4 games. In truth, the day’s action saw more up and downs than an afternoon on the rollercoasters at Universal Studios Orlando. The pre-game diplomatic row involving Hungary’s government added spice to the Germany game. However, Hungary’s homophobic authoritarian leader, Viktor Orban, decided against… Read more »